Today is the last day of the rest of your life. What are you doing today?

15  2017-09-22 by BadDogInTheDoghouse

Tomorrow is The End, its near. Ask a Christian friend to wear, a harmonica vest, for the acoustical Doppler Effect.

48 comments

same ol same ol. and cheers fellow traveller!

Nothing will happen.

Not true, I just ground some really nice coffee beans.

Tell me more, what roast do you like? How do you prefer to prepare your coffee? I'm a big fan of manual drip filter. I feel that brewing the coffee as apposed to blasting it with steam gives a smooth beverage.

I agree about the bitterness issue, personally I favour a hard roasted expresso bean, medium ground and prepared by steeping two heaped tablespoons in a large cafetiere. Serve with a couple of ginger biscuits.
Gotta start the last day on Earth right.

Decent coffee but poor choice of biscuit. Last day on earth warrents a custard cream.

Not those crappy ginger nuts, decent quality biscuits, which precludes any type of custard cream obviously. Greased whey powder? No thanks.

Never been a fan of ginger. To be honest I stay away from buscuits. I can't have one or two its just one or two packets.

That said, if this is the last day, fuck it I'm gonna get some biscuits.

This chain has read like a Douglas Adams dialogue...bravo guys.

That's actually how I was reading it too. 10/10 would recommend.

It's not that an event will happen but the start of something. It will go unnoticed but will effect everyone. No other time has the alignment of Revelations 12 come to pass. No matter the "sign in the sky" is significant!

There be dragons!

I have fucking HAD IT with these damned Christians fucking up this board, spamming their stupid fucking rhetoric and preaching their scam in an attempt to make themselves fucking relevant beyond the usual priest fucking a kid scenario.

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN. EVERY FUCKING TIME YOU DUMB ASSHOLES KEEP REPEATING THIS DUMB FUCKING APOCALYPSE MEME, YOU'RE JUST GIVING TPTB MORE FUCKING POWER OVER YOU.

WAKE THE FUCK UP, GOD IS DEAD.

"reeeeeeeeee"

Says the pedo.

That,fellow readers is whats known as textbook projection, u/ChadluvsZion has put onto someoe else his greatest personal shame. See, lovers of zion, especially in the NYC area are know to transmit herpes from adult males (rabbis) to children u der the guise of a religious ritual,but in reality its childhlod sexualbattery and abuse. u/ChadluvsZion please, get some help, Im sure someone at your synagouge can give you the contact info so that you can recieve the help you desperately need,and I bet if you work very very hard you will overcome your pedophilic tendencies. Only you can defeat your inner urge to molest children. If you are successful in yourtreatment efforts, consider passing on your counselors name toanyone of the myriad of rabbis that pass on herpes to infants when they sucka babies penis. Also,as an aside,its truly interesting how when a 'lover of zion' gets disturbed the first motive is to lash out with allegation of childhood sexual trauma, as if its a fantasy, or something the chosen one is intimately familiar with. Hmmmm.

Who are you talking to though? Where's the hidden camera?

you.

Oh, okay. I choose not to consume this product.

neither did u/ChadluvsZion, he deleted his attempt at pedo slurs.

Oh no, he consumed it alright. People like that don't look at what they consume until they stand up from the toilet, pausing to admire their mess they made before flushing.

I fear he would consume anything as long as it involves child abuse.

Can't be dead if he never existed.

You think were created from nothing?

These guys are morons, but people like you can only be right for so long. There's a statistical guarantee that life on this planet will some day end. What isn't guaranteed is whether humans will survive long enough to denounce the coming end verbally. Odds are we'll be long gone by then. Cool story though, I'm sure.

It doesn't have to be that way. We can gain our freedom and seek out our own destiny in the cosmos. With "radical" life extension and virtualization we solve the mortality issue, then we figure out how to project ourselves onto other planets (beam the data to planet from another solar system, create station with foglets, beam our consciousness to the new bodies). Whether or not we'll still be human in the way we currently are is probably not likely, but we don't need to die out just because people are too lazy to find out a way off this planet.

So then what's to have stopped us from doing this in the past? Perhaps this consciousness you mention is nothing more than an alien intelligence forced into the spark within each of us, incurring what might have appeared to have been evolution, which is actually the host gradually moving toward syncing with its captor...

No matter, I wouldn't be worried about it. The mind is massive, and the spirit is open. Who's to say we need a physical shell to flourish? Maybe heaven and hell are only two of many domains, or perhaps they're BS.

Still... My guarantees in the previous post stand. Looking at the rate of extinction (mammals among them), I wouldn't expect our species to outlast this rock, or come anywhere near doing so. It would seem as if life on dry land is getting increasingly small, and I have to imagine that this trend will continue.

shrugs

That could be a possibility. There could be ASI that the universe uses as a driving force for organisms, though actually it's more like we are all "designed" to behave and evolve in a certain way. The universe is predestined.

I don't see why we couldn't live on beyond this planet and even this universe. For the immediate future, say within 50 years, we could start developing seasteads for populations that exceed land mass. Vertical cities for land that could downsize cities while leaving room for nature and wildlife.

We could terraform mars and turn that into an earth-like planet for certain colonies, it could be used as a resource and military outpost (which is probably what will happen anyways). For humans and animals we could find earth-like planets in other solar systems and travel there, the ability to do that should be within our reach in a few decades/half century assuming that the current world order doesn't kill us all off before then.

I'm hoping we as a species can take out our captors, gain our independence and set sail for the great cosmos.

The technology to create new universes, or digital ones that exist within this universe, should be possible and achievable using the necessary tools (A.I. or people augmenting themselves with BCI tech will probably be necessary for that discovery).

It's easy to buy into fatalist way of thinking but do keep in mind there are ways to bypass death and slavery. This universe is like one really elaborate garry's mod.

Take a rock the size of a lizard, and see how many lizards it outlasts. You have some notion that we're on the verge of cosmic destruction, and I'm being fatalistic? I'm trying to tell you that maybe there's more than the tangible universe, and if there's even a little bit more then that's a lot. Aside from transmutation, there's no way these species will outlast this planet. Space shrimp, perhaps, but no mammal known to modern man. Still, my guarantee was that some day the earth would be destroyed, but not that humanity would be extinct (though effectively our genus will most certainly be ancient history).

PREACH!! All the Christians in this sub make the rest of us look like idiots. More so recently than usual.

It is fully planned and intentional.

Decaf, bro. Decaf.

I, personally, don't think these disgusting Christian fucks are real.

Every time I see them ranting their silly shit I just assume that its another TMoR moron trying to generally discredit the sub.

Are you an antifa zombie?

Are you a bot?

You sound like you think you own this sub, and your hatred is too visceral. Maybe it is you who is discrediting.

You're babbling incoherent nonsense. Keep up the good work.

You are babbling offensive drivel. Get off this public forum.

Nah. Tell you what...

I apologise for my harsh language. I understand that your religion is very important to you. Decades ago, I was a Christian as well. I realize I offended you because of the phrase "disgusting Christian fucks".

I wasn't referring to genuine Christians.

I was referring to the users that come on here preaching like some 1800's fire and brimstone charicature of a Christian. Some of them are doing it to smear this sub, not out of any genuine belief in Christianity. They're actors.

That said, I hold nothing against you, personally. I've enjoyed your posts and actually think that you and I have quite a bit in common.

My sincerest apologies.

Found Dawkins.

Do you even know the context of that quote? Or are you just trying to be edgy?

Making plans for sunday. What are you doing?

I'm still setting my alarm for work. At least if the world ends, I won't be late.

Pretending to work..

Can someone explain the September 23 thing?

"Bible Code" people that make dire predictions about the end of the world have come up with the really for real date this time, and the clickbait-loving media is giving them free advertising because they live covering how crazy they sound so it's gotten a lot more attention than it ever should have. If I was a believer in the Bible, I would simply rely on the fact that it very clearly states that the date of the Rapture cannot be known by man

It says the time and date won't be spoken of, but there will be signs that will show the believers.

The problem with prophecy is how vague it is, those signs might be happening now or they might be later.

Don't know where you get your info from, but the world won't be ending tomorrow according to the bible.

Oh I dunno. Lizard stuff I guess.

8/10 shitpost, harmonica vest was a nice touch.

Tell me more, what roast do you like? How do you prefer to prepare your coffee? I'm a big fan of manual drip filter. I feel that brewing the coffee as apposed to blasting it with steam gives a smooth beverage.

Decent coffee but poor choice of biscuit. Last day on earth warrents a custard cream.

You think were created from nothing?