Sitting here and thought I heard Rapture trumpets, should I be concerned?
0 2017-09-23 by BadDogInTheDoghouse
Sitting here on the porch with my dog and I heard what sounded like a trumpet followed by satanic stench that could only have come from hell. My dog is very aware of spirit energy and he also gave me a wierd look like demons were released or something. I was wondering if this was a part of prophecy or something? Is the end really here?
37 comments
1 dangler89 2017-09-23
Man, I've had my dog give me the look like "Hey! You need to get the fuck out of here." And I left immediately.
Good thing I did too...
1 TheBigShrimp 2017-09-23
Dude, my dog looked at me once and immediately knew that Satan was near me.
Then she peed on my rug 10 minutes later because I didn't let her out.
I can't read dogs.
1 polkadotgirl 2017-09-23
People unfortunately have never actually read the Book of Revelations.
It lays out the timeline, and says no one will know the day or hour.
1 TheBigShrimp 2017-09-23
Well considering it's a text describing the past, I'm not sure if you've read it either
1 polkadotgirl 2017-09-23
https://ronconte.wordpress.com/2011/06/08/the-book-of-revelation-prophecy-about-the-future/
1 TheBigShrimp 2017-09-23
"Roman Catholic Bible Interpetor"
RIP credibility
The book perfectly aligns with past events. It could align with future ones, but almost every "prophecy" requires a lot of stretching and twisting to fit future events. It never really requires stretching and twisting to fit the events that happened already.
1 polkadotgirl 2017-09-23
One world government prophecies could not have fit with the past in any capacity.
1 TheBigShrimp 2017-09-23
Show me a one world government prophecy in Revelation.
1 polkadotgirl 2017-09-23
https://www.gotquestions.org/one-world-government.html
1 TheBigShrimp 2017-09-23
You've given me a horribly biased website that I'm very familiar with. They push pretrib rapture ideas and it's extremely unbiblical. They even screw up right in the first paragraph when they say "the beast, also known as the Antichrist."
There's never a passage that says this beast is an antichrist. There's no mention of a capital A in antichrist, because there are many, not just one single man who's the ruler of the world.
All of what was said in the book, combined with the time period it was written, along with the obvious influences of the other apocalyptic genre, it is absurdly obvious it was a message to Christians at the time of persecution.
1 polkadotgirl 2017-09-23
This one is pretty good
http://www.revelationunderstoodcommentary.com/commentary-on-revelation.html
1 TheBigShrimp 2017-09-23
Well, he also kind of contradicts himself a lot. Saying Revelation is easy to understand is a bit of a stretch, then a few paragraphs later he claims it takes a certain Christian or mindset to understand it's symbolism?
Follow that up with his last paragraph explaining how it's a prophecy of the last 7 years of the world, yet 3 paragraphs up he mentions the 1000 year reign. So...?
My issue with assuming Revelation is futuristic is the huge uncertainty. When you mention a leader and a persecuter, I can easily fit that to Nero, especially with his name translating to 666. When you say this is futuristic, it's just a giant toss up as to who it is and what it'll be like.
When you talk about the history of the beast, Nero killed his parents, siblings, and family. He also was a rapist, killed by the sword, and completely denied and sought out followers of religion to kill them.
It's painfully obvious John was hiding Neros name with 666, or else he'd be persecuted.
How would anyone explain how Revelation is a letter to the 7 churches, or how Rev12 perfectly fits Christ's birth (and how nothing happened today), to modern times?
1 polkadotgirl 2017-09-23
Nero was not the anti-Christ
http://alwaysbeready.com/preterism-refuted
1 TheBigShrimp 2017-09-23
You need an actual source. "Alwaysbeready" is probably leaning in a specific direction, especially if the author has a book (that he's making money on, by fear mongering, who would've guessed?) about the prophecies of Revelation.
I can just as easily find a website that's preterism based and completely refutes futurism.
For fucks sake, he even says "Nero is not the antichrist" which is 100% correct, because there's no "THE" antichrist, there's a lot of them.
1 polkadotgirl 2017-09-23
We are never going to agree.
1 TheBigShrimp 2017-09-23
I would 100% conform to believing it's a futuristic book if I had evidence. I'm not even a Christian, so I couldn't really care any less.
1 polkadotgirl 2017-09-23
https://www.ucg.org/the-good-news/seven-prophecies-that-must-be-fulfilled-before-jesus-christs-return
This is interesting if nothing else.
1 mutilatedrabbit 2017-09-23
The Empire Never Ended
1 TheBigShrimp 2017-09-23
Well i'm sorry, but that's just full of shit lol
The Roman Empire is 0% still up and around. Seems like an author who knows how to sell a book. Like every.other.one.
1 HRC_Eats_Babies 2017-09-23
But what about the week? Or the month or year? The Bible also says believers and watchmen will not be in the dark when it comes to knowing of the day or hour.
1 polkadotgirl 2017-09-23
The bible has signs so people can be aware...but there is no way to exactly pinpoint the date.
1 HRC_Eats_Babies 2017-09-23
I agree. Just remember that we have to go through the great Tribulation before we get to the Day of the Lord and ultimately the return of the Son of Man, that of which we don't know that day or the hour.
Maybe today marks the start of something, that's my theory anyways.
1 polkadotgirl 2017-09-23
I agree!
1 FlytapesVape 2017-09-23
Yes, run towards the light.
1 notevelyndrothschild 2017-09-23
Just gassy.
1 TheBigShrimp 2017-09-23
Holy shit I really need to get of this sub...
1 Destiny_Ocello 2017-09-23
off*
1 HRC_Eats_Babies 2017-09-23
Bye!
1 TheBigShrimp 2017-09-23
Sike, I feel a need to bring balance to some of the crazy shit here.
1 HRC_Eats_Babies 2017-09-23
By saying "I need to leave this sub holy shit." Great job!
1 Nogrim6 2017-09-23
that is why stupid shit like this is being posted here. to drive people away.
1 Deadpool_667 2017-09-23
Yes the world is ending, it’s safe to share your credit card information with me.
1 3PcDrtyRice 2017-09-23
Yes it is..give me your bank account numbers an sign over all your assets to me so jebus will let you in.
1 Goddaqs 2017-09-23
I think this is a joke about OPs dog farting and it went over so many people's heads.
1 BadDogInTheDoghouse 2017-09-23
Depends, if the OPs dog is named Diablo then plausibly some biblical prophecy was fullfilled today according to biblical expert Niel Gaiman
1 BadDogInTheDoghouse 2017-09-23
Depends, if the OPs dog is named Diablo then plausibly some biblical prophecy was fullfilled today according to biblical expert Niel Gaiman
1 digdog303 2017-09-23
Did the harmonica vests croon?
1 stonetape 2017-09-23
TBH sounds like you farted
1 Nogrim6 2017-09-23
yes, clearly your meds are wearing off.
1 HRC_Eats_Babies 2017-09-23
By saying "I need to leave this sub holy shit." Great job!
1 TheBigShrimp 2017-09-23
Well, he also kind of contradicts himself a lot. Saying Revelation is easy to understand is a bit of a stretch, then a few paragraphs later he claims it takes a certain Christian or mindset to understand it's symbolism?
Follow that up with his last paragraph explaining how it's a prophecy of the last 7 years of the world, yet 3 paragraphs up he mentions the 1000 year reign. So...?
My issue with assuming Revelation is futuristic is the huge uncertainty. When you mention a leader and a persecuter, I can easily fit that to Nero, especially with his name translating to 666. When you say this is futuristic, it's just a giant toss up as to who it is and what it'll be like.
When you talk about the history of the beast, Nero killed his parents, siblings, and family. He also was a rapist, killed by the sword, and completely denied and sought out followers of religion to kill them.
It's painfully obvious John was hiding Neros name with 666, or else he'd be persecuted.
How would anyone explain how Revelation is a letter to the 7 churches, or how Rev12 perfectly fits Christ's birth (and how nothing happened today), to modern times?