I survived 23 September 2017.

0  2017-09-23 by KreepurZ

Not going to lie, starting the day off with a small earthquake in North Korea was small concern, but I am still here.

There was no rapture today, no signs from Heaven today, and most importantly I did not see Nbiru on the horizon

27 comments

1  getbanneddaily 2017-09-23

2015 was way scarier

1  CMDaddyPig 2017-09-23

There's still time. The Trumper's just sent some bombers to buzz North Korea...

1  Apersonofinterest666 2017-09-23

You will never know how close we came. None of us will. Thanks to the brave men and women that prevented the end times.

1  AmpedMonkey 2017-09-23

Ah, so this is how you people explain away that it didn't happen for the millionth time in the history of humanity. 'It was prevented', wew lad.

1  Apersonofinterest666 2017-09-23

Who are you calling "YOU people?"

1  GottaTakeaTrump 2017-09-23

MIB?

1  ButyrFentReviewaway 2017-09-23

Would you care to elaborate?

1  Parori 2017-09-23

Of course he wouldn't

1  Apersonofinterest666 2017-09-23

It was a joke.

1  PM_ME_CUTE_PUPPYS 2017-09-23

Ffs

1  BaronMoriarty 2017-09-23

Yeah I do. We came as close today as we did ever other day for the past 12000 years

1  Apersonofinterest666 2017-09-23

Has this sub completely lost it's sense of humor? What I wrote is literally the plot to hundreds of Apocalypse movies. No one saw Armageddon here?

1  BaronMoriarty 2017-09-23

I got it. Was just being ironic;)

1  forkl 2017-09-23

I thought the "prophecy" was today being the beginning of the end, not the end. Anyhow it's still the 23rd here so I'm not leaving my bunker..

1  IHighEyesi 2017-09-23

Can't tell if sarcasm or not; if you're for realsies can you message me about prepping? I would like to start

1  menotconvinced 2017-09-23

you are right. the first seal has been opened

1  polkadotgirl 2017-09-23

These days are used as psyops to get people to ignore the signs of the end times.

1  wile_e_chicken 2017-09-23

That would actually be an amazing t-shirt.

1  KreepurZ 2017-09-23

Should it be survived the Apocalypse, Rapture, End of the World, "Jesus III, the Second Coming!"

1  wile_e_chicken 2017-09-23

Just "I survived September 23".

Most people will be really confused.

1  RomeVatican 2017-09-23

but did you survive hurricane john?

1  birdman5000 2017-09-23

jose

1  RomeVatican 2017-09-23

that's the joke...

1  birdman5000 2017-09-23

ya i know..i was amusing myself like sunglasses free tom cruise dancing around in his underwear

1  Idaho_In_Uranus 2017-09-23

Does the underwear tag have a cornucopia overflowing with fruit?

1  birdman5000 2017-09-23

can't say i put a lot of attention into the brand, no. tighty whities for sure. here's hoping there's a mandela effect and they become boxers.

1  TheDaisyCutter 2017-09-23

awesome