The Bee Movie Conspiracy

0  2017-10-04 by Thot_Crusher

I believe that The Bee Movie is communist propaganda aimed at the American youth.

Jerry Seinfeld, best known for his appearances on Curb Your Enthusiasm, comes out of a 20 year break to make a movie about bees? Seriously?

As we all know, bees are communists, and this movie shows bees in a positive light, thereby implanting the seed that communism is good into the minds of children.

But where does Soros come into this? Jerry Seinfeld was being used as a front-man by Soros to advertise this movie. Since he couldn't put his own name on the movie, but instead used Seinfelds likable type among parents to shill the movie to the parents. Who would force their kids to watch it.

Think about it. Why would Seinfeld, an actor who is best known for adult comedies, come out of a 20 year retirement to make a children's movie about bees, of all things.

25 comments

1  soulsauce35 2017-10-04

Jerry Seinfeld was best known for his appearances... on Seinfeld.

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04

Don't even get me started on that totally real and not fake show "Seinfeld"

1  trjb 2017-10-04

Seinfeld is a major sources of cryptohate.

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04

Some the the cryptohateologists now reside in /r/drama

1  trjb 2017-10-04

Bunch of cyberbullies who wish they were SRD.

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04

Exactly. The writers of Seinfeld were the original cyberbullies

1  downisupp 2017-10-04

i think there are subliminal messages in kids movies. take Monsters INC for an example. its almost like david icke for kids

1  Youwontsmokemypineal 2017-10-04

What was the message in Monsters Inc?

1  downisupp 2017-10-04

not a message but the concept of what david icke is talking about.. but a kids version of it.

david icke, reptilians who feed on our fear.

monster inc. a civilization who is powered by the screams of kids

1  Youwontsmokemypineal 2017-10-04

Very interesting, thanks

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04

Democrats use a series of tunnels that link to the closets of children, where they brainwash them while their parents sleep.

I mean, they didn't even try to mask their plans. They literally call themselves monsters lmao.

1  dncisapsyop 2017-10-04

Not trying to take away from this but nobody has to do anything to force parents to take their kids to see a kids movie. Kids see a commercial for a kids movie and they will force their parents to take them to see it.

Maybe they're using the kids to force adults to watch Communist propaganda.

1  rookie1212 2017-10-04

As we all know, bees are communists

I'm fuckin done.

1  Youwontsmokemypineal 2017-10-04

Guy is most likely a troll. Or a complete moron. I’m hoping troll

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04

Another Soros shill, eh?

1  MaestroBelarious 2017-10-04

Bee Movie is a thinly veiled Judaism v Western religions movie. The honey was YHVH, as in the Masonic honey in the hive. Communism tho is based on Judaism, tribal based religion, where the State is God, so you're not far off.

1  anarchopotato 2017-10-04

above average shitpost... nj

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04

Thanks, man

1  spacelord_rasputin 2017-10-04

Now this is the kind of shitpost I come to /r/conspiracy for

1  TheAngryRationalMage 2017-10-04

this is coming from a dude who's username means " 'that ho over there' crusher ".

son i think you've had too much lean/purple drank/weed/sizzurp and too much gangsta rap.

and i'm fucked up on morphine in the hospital and i see this for what it is. utter shitpost.

needs moar shitpost to piss off shills and polititards. moar shitpost.

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04

Wake up, sheeple. This is the face of your new overlord

1  TheAngryRationalMage 2017-10-04

FTFY

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04

Is this supposed to be a joke? That's literally the same picture I posted.

1  TheAngryRationalMage 2017-10-04

i dunno. i'm beetarded on morphine, found out i nearly died of renal failure cuz apparently siezures and body spasms can destroy your muscles as bad as anything else. im stuck in the hospital until they decide it's safe for me to go home.

5 bags of saline fluid later i finally take an epic 2 part piss that caused a huge drop in blood sugar to the point i just about passed out from the act.

im pretty messed up

1  Thot_Crusher 2017-10-04

You should watch the Bee Movie

1  CelineHagbard 2017-10-04

Removed. Rule 5.

1  Youwontsmokemypineal 2017-10-04

Very interesting, thanks

1  trjb 2017-10-04

Bunch of cyberbullies who wish they were SRD.