Wikileaks: Libyans Involved In Vegas
0 2017-10-06 by jmizzy111
According to latest release via wikileaks, Libyan terrorist organization Ansar-al Sharia framed arms dealer, Stephen Paddock. According to sources in the intelligence community, Mr. Paddock worked a trade agreement with Libyan terrorist leaders for Plutonium in exchange for his gun supply.
According to his former girlfriend Marilou Danley, Mr. Paddock had been working on some type of time travel device that incorporated tesla technology. However, it needed a 1.21 giggawat reaction generated from plutonium. Obviously the deal went sour, the Libyans killed Paddock, started shooting at the crowd of people below and escaped via an elevator shaft to the four seasons where they met Saudi Arabian leaders and declared diplomatic immunity.
31 comments
1 Lysergic_Dreamz 2017-10-06
Source?
1 jmizzy111 2017-10-06
Back to the future...parts 1 and 2.
1 Lysergic_Dreamz 2017-10-06
If he jumped would he have hit the speed before impact to teleport?
1 Dylan2018 2017-10-06
So let me get this straight... 20-40 guns for plutonium... Your joking right?
1 WaitTilUSeeMyDick 2017-10-06
...did you even read it.
1 Dylan2018 2017-10-06
I read the OP I dont really have to read the wiki leaks articles to criticize this very stupid statement. you can link me it
1 WaitTilUSeeMyDick 2017-10-06
So you didn't fucking read it. Okay. You totally just undressed yourself. You deserve jigawatts worth of downvotes.
1 Dylan2018 2017-10-06
I read until I had reason to discredit the op like most things in this sub
1 WaitTilUSeeMyDick 2017-10-06
holy shit this gets better and better. If you are done; take your fingers out of your ears and realize this was a satirical post invoking the Delorean from Back to the Future. Then feel bad. Really bad.
1 Dylan2018 2017-10-06
With how retarded conspiratards are its hard to discern
1 WaitTilUSeeMyDick 2017-10-06
The irony is palpable.
1 KrayzieBoneE99 2017-10-06
What you don't find it plausible that Paddock finally created the long elusive Flux Capacitor? I think OP is onto something. This angle MUST be explored. Great Scott!! The future may be hanging in the balance as we speak.
1 jiggetty 2017-10-06
I think he wanted to go "Back to the future"
1 Dylan2018 2017-10-06
That sounds more likely than trading 40 guns for weapons/reactor grade plutonium
1 WaitTilUSeeMyDick 2017-10-06
Relevant username?
1 pleb123456789 2017-10-06
1 KrayzieBoneE99 2017-10-06
Big if true.
1 poshpotdllr 2017-10-06
links? inb4 lol
1 pby1000 2017-10-06
And a Delorean, too?
1 MrMarmot 2017-10-06
They killed him outside of the Twin Pines Shopping Center. If lightning had struck the clock tower during the attack, they would have gotten away with it.
1 KrayzieBoneE99 2017-10-06
BUT. Who's the Biff Tannon? And does he have the sports almanac?
1 Bankster- 2017-10-06
I can't even be mad at this post.
We need to go back and make sure Bif doesn't get the sports almanac at any cost!
1 SketchTeno 2017-10-06
So that' how trump did it...
1 Bankster- 2017-10-06
It's a really great documentary.
1 SenatorAstronomer 2017-10-06
One point twenty-one gigawats!
1 TruthHammerOfJustice 2017-10-06
Wait a second !!! I know this plot !! Holly shit did Paddock own a DeLorean car?
1 Zukb6 2017-10-06
Great Scott... IT'S THE LIBYANS! RUN!
1 trjb 2017-10-06
I was standing on the toilet hanging a clock when I read this post - I fell off and bumped my head. This is brilliant.
1 armorkingII 2017-10-06
Isn't this what Doc Brown did in Back to the Future?
1 Idler- 2017-10-06
Top notch shit-post, son. 12/Gorgeous, would laugh again.
1 patience-yago 2017-10-06
And then the kardashians decided they hated fame and money and gave it all to charity and agreed they had to fuck one white guy each.
1 rantingsofastarseed 2017-10-06
So, we're all stuck in the time line where stephen died? And there is another timeline where he is saved and comes back steam punk?