What if ... lv shooting
1 2017-10-07 by Stumpedmytoe
According to the new evidence in story’s today ( unconfirmed)
The charger was the hookers he had in the room , then she steals his key card (or Jesus give it to her ) , goes back to his room to rob him ( and get her charger back ) sees guns hidden in next room , calls Jesus her pimp or friend( hotel staff knows the best escorts ) but he doesn’t believe her , leaves the hotel scared as fuck (Coked up , its Vegas ) goes and warns everyone they are about to die , ... I need to stop smoking weed btw ... thoughts 💭?
Edit : Jesus says he will check it out after not believing her
26 comments
1 Iwilljudgeyou28 2017-10-07
I like theories like everyone else but dude this is some seriously far fetched shit..
1 Helicbd112 2017-10-07
Lol when I'm stoned all these theories make perfect sense but when you're sober you see how crazy they sound.
1 Stumpedmytoe 2017-10-07
It’s just a theory to get people thinking 🤔 So who went into his room with his card key while he wasn’t at hotel ? Who’s charger is that that doesn’t match his phones ? Who was the Spanish lady warning people , why did Jesus know where to look and got shot , I bet the shooter did coke or drugs to stay up gambling , who sold him those drugs ? Who got him the hookers ?
1 Helicbd112 2017-10-07
All of those questions bring me back to the Jesus Campos guys.
1 Stumpedmytoe 2017-10-07
Probably not to the shooting but defiantly the hookers n blow
1 omarfig123 2017-10-07
I search this Reddit baked out of my mind and it’s pretty interesting lol , the best is when you find a good post and read it after a dab
1 Helicbd112 2017-10-07
Yeah I did that with mud fossills and star forts. Pro tip: don't go down that rabbit hole lol.
1 Helicbd112 2017-10-07
Get your mind blown https://fsmedia.imgix.net/97/70/22/8d/8a01/4f5b/bbda/474cb891e1b8/flat-top-mountain-or-tree-stump.png
1 Stumpedmytoe 2017-10-07
That’s the tree of life from the Bible , mind been blown with that one ☝️ question is who cut is down ?
1 Helicbd112 2017-10-07
Well the theory is the Earth was harvested by something large. The grand canyon is a mine, etc.
1 KrayzieBoneE99 2017-10-07
"I'm Talking bout dabs by the slab in the lab. You don't even know nothin bout it"
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMGBwi-RQM
1 ___---________------ 2017-10-07
Omg star farts 💨 are gross af
1 xRicky_Spanish 2017-10-07
I've seen a star fort, it's near where I live.....https://www.sciway.net/sc-photos/greenwood-county/star-fort-encampment.html
1 Helicbd112 2017-10-07
Yeah they exist of course. I'm talking about the theory that they were built thousands of years ago to harness natural energy and then we built on top of them in modern times. Yeah it's definitely bullshit but a good story.
1 xRicky_Spanish 2017-10-07
prolly should've added a /s on the end, but I feel ya
1 KrayzieBoneE99 2017-10-07
A hooker, Jesus, and a gambler walk into a hotel bar... There's got to be a joke in there somewhere
1 Stumpedmytoe 2017-10-07
Lol the joke has to be that the cameras were off at a casino cuz someone should of filmed that shit
1 Should_have_listened 2017-10-07
Did you mean should've?
I am a bot account.
1 Stumpedmytoe 2017-10-07
No 👎 because we have spell check that’s a lil slow in 2017 and we don’t have time like you did in 2001 to correct it
1 Iknowhereulive 2017-10-07
Makes me laugh when I read about weed theories then see someone arguing with a bot.
1 Stumpedmytoe 2017-10-07
Lol 😂
1 eiue 2017-10-07
Seems legit except why'd she buy a concert ticket?
1 Stumpedmytoe 2017-10-07
Jesus says I’ll check it out here go to the concert across the street I have free comp tickets from hotel , she goes and then it hits her when she looks back up at hotel idk
1 eiue 2017-10-07
Hooker got COMPED.
1 Stumpedmytoe 2017-10-07
Thanks to the people up voting , it doesn’t mean you support the theory it means you don’t try to suppress free thinkers , in the future they will try to karma kill everyone who even questions anything or brings up ideas 💡 against the system
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1 Should_have_listened 2017-10-07
Did you mean should've?
I am a bot account.
1 Stumpedmytoe 2017-10-07
That’s the tree of life from the Bible , mind been blown with that one ☝️ question is who cut is down ?