Anyone else cringe?
18 2017-10-07 by crabsneverdie
When that guy stepped up to the podium to announce the name of the tragedy would be "number one October".
Like they gotta fuckin name everything now, every day of the week it's "international butt plug day" or whatever
Link (he says it at 6 20)
26 comments
1 pby1000 2017-10-07
I prefer "Illuminati Harvest Festival".
1 crabsneverdie 2017-10-07
I was waiting for someone scream "wooohhoo!" during the applause break
1 ImmortalMemeLord 2017-10-07
Time for an Adrenochrome party?
1 NudistPriestess 2017-10-07
Go get the little brown bottle out of my shaving kit
1 crabsneverdie 2017-10-07
Ain't no party like an adrenochrome party
1 pby1000 2017-10-07
Lol. I shouldn't laugh because it is probably true.
1 Bunaone 2017-10-07
What's with all the purple?
1 OutragedOgre 2017-10-07
All that purple represents our bruised brains, bruised by all the lies, violence and dirty tricks.
1 crabsneverdie 2017-10-07
Purple has many subliminal associations with the LGBT community. This is a cold open for them, they're getting us ready for the truth. The gays are behind this
1 WaitTilUSeeMyDick 2017-10-07
Well I hope you are actually joking. But anyways... If the purple has a significance; I'd imagine it would have more to do with the fact that Blue and Red together make purple. Ie: "this isn't a partisan issue. You should be handing us your guns".
...though I view both of these theories as absolutely ridiculous.
1 Zetterbluntz 2017-10-07
What
1 Red-Vagabond 2017-10-07
That is weak.. not "that shitty October", but "the number one October". I would appreciate it if the event got no cute pet name.
1 crabsneverdie 2017-10-07
More like number two October amiright?!
(Psst. because number 2 can mean shit, you know? And shit is bad)
1 Red-Vagabond 2017-10-07
Oh, I certainly see what you were getting at!
(humor demands subtlety)
1 agent570358201 2017-10-07
strange. subconscious suggestion of single shooter?
1 vitisrotundifolia 2017-10-07
was he saying that oct 1 is what it will be called in general public, or was he saying that is the name they will be using in their records as the investigation continues? I thought the latter when I first saw it but idk.
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1 EdgyEvolution 2017-10-07
Maybe he's inferring there will be a two October.
1 Some-Sort-of-IxFx 2017-10-07
Inferring or implying?
1 Bankster- 2017-10-07
It's the Las Vegas Massacre to me. Of course they don't want Vegas in the name.
1 OutragedOgre 2017-10-07
You are being played with all this Illuminati secret society bull shit.
It is men and women with the same power as you and I who are fucking up the planet. It doesn't matter what your political and economic status is.
The power is and has always been, We.
The only thing greater than you or I is we and us.
That is why so much money and effort is spent in keeping,
We and us, divided into we/us and them/they.
1 WaitTilUSeeMyDick 2017-10-07
Do you not believe in secret societies? Actually let me rephrase.
Do you not believe that there are groups of powerful people that couldnt give less than a fuck about you and act solely in their own interest to consolidate more power?
1 mysticplaces 2017-10-07
Read the opening to Behold a Pale Horse.
https://youtu.be/GdPhOnfwfXc
1 OutragedOgre 2017-10-07
You stated what it really all is, powerful people who act in their own self interest only.
1 Facts_About_Cats 2017-10-07
It's going to be called Mandalay Bay.
1 natasha2827 2017-10-07
Mandalay Bay Mass Shooting would've been the least confusing and most clear name. 1 October is a middle finger lol
1 crabsneverdie 2017-10-07
More like number two October amiright?!
(Psst. because number 2 can mean shit, you know? And shit is bad)
1 Some-Sort-of-IxFx 2017-10-07
Inferring or implying?
1 NudistPriestess 2017-10-07
Go get the little brown bottle out of my shaving kit
1 crabsneverdie 2017-10-07
Ain't no party like an adrenochrome party
1 pby1000 2017-10-07
Lol. I shouldn't laugh because it is probably true.