Disney has always had a boner for sorcery.

Apparently they own North Korea too so not that weird

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Makes sense...NK is the 2nd happiest place on Earth.

You mean Best Korea?

Relevant username. Post is garbage.

Soon they may also own all of 20th Century Fox except for Fox News and Fox Business...because media consolidation, yay!

https://www.cnbc.com/2017/11/06/21st-century-fox-has-been-holding-talks-to-sell-most-of-company-to-disney-sources.html

Why do you think that's playing mind games? They are just trying to make tons and tons and tons and tons of money.

comparitively I'd say it is as weird as when Michael Jackson owned all the Beatles music he did not write....some forms of theft are legal unfortunately

I like this offtopic.... How rich as fuck does one have to be to buy the whole fucking Beatles catalog!?

You make it seem like Michael Jackson was the bad guy for buying the Beatles catalog. Paul McCartney was the one who gave him the idea then got pissed off when he actually did it.

Since this is /r/conspiracy you should watch this video about his death.

Some backstory:

Michael Jackson hated Sony and especially Tommy Motola.

Watch this video where he calls him the devil.

Apparently MJ played Sony and owned 50% of their music catalog. He used a bunch of shell companies to buy up their stock and gain controlling shares.

After he died, MJ's doctor only got less than a year in jail I believe.

Sony is one of the big 3 major music labels in the US. Their catalog is worth billions but MJ's family sold it back to them for $750 million after he died.

Owning North Korea is even weirder

Links?

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Sickening how StarWars is the new Christmas.

Everything is either star wars or christmas themed..its awful.

Our staff theme for Halloween this year was Star wars 😣

I hope you went as Ronald Reagan.

Top notch idea

Destruction of Heroes (Han Solo's death)
Make Evil Sexy (More Attractive Villains)
Advance Feminist Agenda (Ray is a jedi in 10 mins)
Blah blah blah black stormtroopers etc.
:p

But no one is buying the new toys! People are buying darth vader and Chewbacca!

Funny I think I just saw the first wonder woman 70s tv show yesterday and she basically came from an entire island (Paradise Island) full of hot babes in little skimpy teddys. Boy would that show not fly today. Ha.

Disney owns Marvel too.

Now that you mention it, the new Thor kind of fits your formula.

Destruction of Heroes - check. I'm not going to give spoilers.

Make evil sexy - check. The bad guy chick is all leathered up.

Advance feminist agenda...

Kind of, I guess. The Valkyrie chick is pretty badass but she is a fairly stereotypical 'feminist' character.

Black stormtroopers...

I always thought it was funny that in Asgaard the only black guy was the doorman.

Lol the bad chick is leathered up? Like they have been in movies forever?

Not in GI Joe... Oh, wait, The baroness...

Aren't you a little colored to be a stormtrooper?

The Disney touch ~ Star Wars The Force Awakens was an absolute abortion.

As bad as Lucas last SW were there was a political depth to them. The Disney "version" is beyond awful. Outside of effects there is nothing redeemable there whatsoever.

Watch the RedLetterMedia videos mocking the new star wars movies.

There is no conspiracy here. Disney bought the franchise and is going to make 900 mediocre films based on shit from the original trilogy.

It's no real big conspiracy. Disney saw an advantageous franchise for sale and marketed the living shit out of it once they got it. Nothing they do is for the sake of art or entertainment, it's all about profit so they pander to the markets that buy the most stuff.

its all about money, bro. they dont need any other reason. they own a cash cow that they can milk for decades if not eternity. btw, disney has sucked for the previous few decades, i hate them, but there is no conspiracy except for the neo liberal social marxist undertones of the force awakens. that is mostly just pandering to the status quo though.

Not only that but the fact that most mainstream rappers are coming out with songs with Star Wars lyrics that never have before

Ex: earth Vader 21 savage migos

And plenty of others but that’s just the one off top. I wish I could remember more to make my post sound credible I’ll come back and edit later.

Also your post was censored.

You mean Best Korea?

But no one is buying the new toys! People are buying darth vader and Chewbacca!

Funny I think I just saw the first wonder woman 70s tv show yesterday and she basically came from an entire island (Paradise Island) full of hot babes in little skimpy teddys. Boy would that show not fly today. Ha.