Michelle Obama's doctor goes on record: 'I know what I saw".

0  2017-11-12 by jckfrags

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Why do people so badly want this story to be true? It's too weird to just be racism, right?

He/she literally has a dick.

I've never seen a woman grab at a bulge in their pants like in the last pic.

And Joan rivers would know.

Definitely a conspiracy.

Obama called her Michael , again by accident, right, I always call my wife by a guys name... People need to face reality that Michelle wasn't a first lady.

So, she has a penis, but just lets it flop around? You do realize there are ways of securing a penis so you don't have a visible bulge, right?

I'm not sure how you can secure a huge dick (unless you chop it off).

Or maybe something else is going on, that doesn't involve the first lady secretly having a penis.

Maybe. But it's a conspiracy sub, so we talk about different crazy conspiracies here.

Here's the thing though. You aren't "talking about" or "discussing" the topic. You are outright declaring that it is absolutely true that Michelle Obama has a dick, as if you've held the big meaty son of a bitch in your own hands.

And? That's what I believe. Maybe you believe that Trump colluded with Russians to rig the election. I don't mind, that's your right.

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Like drag queens do. With special underwear that puts the junk in a ouch and then it hooks behind to tuck everything.

Then what's that on the picture?

I don’t know. But the picture looks fake to me.

Why would the presidents wife not take more care to secure her bulge?

Also there does not seem to be much to corroborate this story. I tried to find other articles to support it even find out more info of this doctor but there does not seem to be much there.

And here’s the disclaimer from the site you linked, lol:

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Do you know what a fupa is?

fupa

Just looked it up :). The Michelle's "thing" doesn't look like fupa, though. Looks like a dick.

Fatter uper pussy area?

Similar to a gunt?

I've never seen a woman grab at a bulge in their pants like in the last pic.

Could just be a photographed crotch itch.

I guess people just want outrageous things. This particular one puta smile on my face.

It would be "big if true".

I find it funny but a lot of people genuinely believe it.

Being critical of someone who happens to be black isn’t racism.

People keep devaluing words and one day they won’t mean anything.

How is accusing some of secretly have a dick, "being critical".

How is someone accusing of secretly having a dick, "being racist"?

How many other first ladies have been accused of having a dick?

How many other First Ladies have a photo captured that looks like a bulge where a dick typically sits? (Could be lighting idk)

Has any other first ever been part of a witch hunt to find something that kind of looks like a bulge?

Has any other First Lady looked like a man? We live in a gender ambiguous society now. You’re being kinda transphobic by denying the possibility of this being true.

Has any other First Lady looked like a man?

Yes. I couldn't care less if Michelle has a 13 inch cock, but I find the obsession with it weird and creepy. And probably motivated by the fear white men have about black dick size.

This is the funniest astro turf I’ve read in awhile. Good luck on your future derailments. This one didn’t go well for you.

I've been had.

How on earth are you relating picture of the former First Lady with bulges in her pants to her race.

That's like Hillary fans saying us looking into her (insert any conspiracy here) is because she's a women.

People can be critical of other people just based on actions. People can dislike people based on how they act. And have nothing to do with their appearance.

You're reaching hard on this one. Go get offended by something else. You encompass wrong with people today.

Hillary fans saying us looking into her (insert any conspiracy here) is because she's a woman

If she had been elected, this is exactly what would have happened with every bad decision she made

We could probably find one of all the last 6 First Ladies if we really looked. But I don't have the attention span for it. No, you have to really, really hate someone enough to do that.

Could be Photoshopped.

What does race have to do with this? Well I guess now you bring it up, black do have bigger you know whats!

I don't know. Why are black women regularly accused of being men?

To be fair, they also accuse Jewish women of being men. Basically anyone liberal they hate who has a strong jawline.

Pretty sure it's mostly racism.

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The link to the source takes you to a picture of Yoda telling you you're stupid and shouldn't breed. So I guess that clears that up then!

lol

But IS Barack from Kenya?

No, hell.

Hell yes.

Yea, why would Michelle say that by 'accident' during that speech in Africa?

The world will look back someday and wonder at the fact that our God Emperor was always "right again"...

Those "broad" shoulders, doe

Sometimes it gets an itch even if you are pretending you don't have one.

Michael Obama has a dick and his wife Barack gags on it every night.

What if we are all wrong and he/she has both. Hermaphrodite. Doubt anybody could really hate on that too much

even if she is a he. no reason to hate

Dumbest conspiracy ever.

Well this is low effort.

Does anyone believe anything on the 365usnews.com website? The site is owned by Marijancho Markov, Macedonian who makes a lot of money slinging random clickbait around the web.

So, she has a penis, but just lets it flop around? You do realize there are ways of securing a penis so you don't have a visible bulge, right?

I've never seen a woman grab at a bulge in their pants like in the last pic.

Could just be a photographed crotch itch.

Hillary fans saying us looking into her (insert any conspiracy here) is because she's a woman

If she had been elected, this is exactly what would have happened with every bad decision she made