Trump water bottle strangeness.
0 2017-11-16 by uncommonman
These gifs show Trump drinking from a water bottle:
https://i.imgur.com/J6cFBkT.gifv
https://i.imgur.com/LtOVJ8i.gifv
Do you think this look strange and if so what do you think it means?
In the other posts I've heard theories about fake tans and even that it might indicate that he has medical problems.
It might be nothing but I get a uncanny feeling looking at this.
34 comments
1 trjb 2017-11-16
I mean that's possible, but I read it as this dude has just never opened a bottle of anything for himself in his life.
1 ShaDoWWorldshadoW 2017-11-16
Dude is just trying to make sure he doesn't spill it and make a dick of himself. While keeping eye contact with the people he is talking to. Nothing to see here. Sure it's not that coordinated but come on it's Trump. How many times have you spilled your drink yourself. Now think about that and pretend your potus in front of media.
1 uncommonman 2017-11-16
If it was hos first public appearance I would agree but he is used to being in the spotlight.
It's probably nothing major but I get an uneasy feeling every time I look at the gifs.
1 Michelle_O-Dong-a 2017-11-16
The only one who is a ho is your mother. You most likely get an uneasy feeling looking in the mirror. In what way is this a conspiracy?
Post history confirms a miasma of intellectual poverty.
Can we get faggots like this out of here?
1 uncommonman 2017-11-16
Why the needless insults?
This is questioning IF it is something strange and that is suitable for this subreddit.
1 Michelle_O-Dong-a 2017-11-16
This post is more suited for /r/Conspiritards
1 Mannix58 2017-11-16
So name calling hurts your feelings? Michelle_O_Donga?
1 Michelle_O-Dong-a 2017-11-16
Maybe you should learn to read. It helps sometimes.
1 Mannix58 2017-11-16
I read fine. You, on the other hand.
1 Poutine_Estit 2017-11-16
I'm with you buddy, what a jackass
1 SomeoneLikeYouToo 2017-11-16
Isn't he just mocking Little Marco about his water bottle incident that made national news a while back? It wouldn't be out of character for Trump to make fun of that.
1 uncommonman 2017-11-16
It's a bit to subtle for a Trump joke.
1 SomeoneLikeYouToo 2017-11-16
Is it less credible of an explanation than what another comment said, which you somewhat agreed with, that Trump received in-depth lessons from someone on how to drink from a bottle?
Trump Derangement Syndrome.
1 Con_Dinn_West 2017-11-16
Alien Lizard man, pack it up this proves it. Seriously though, are we going to over analyse how somebody drinks out of a bottle?
1 KrazyKiwiKid 2017-11-16
He might actually be an alien!
1 KittyHasABeard 2017-11-16
Oh that is so funny! I don't think it's a conspiracy, I think it's just he's not used to drinking out of bottles. It's like he asked someone to teach him how to do it as he's not done it before and doesn't want to make a fool of himself if he ever has to do it on camera. So they're like 'Right, well you just put it to your lips, tilt it and swallow.' And he literally brings it to his lips, tilts, and the water goes all over his face. So they're like, 'No, no. You have to open your mouth first!' So he opens his mouth wide then tilts bottle to his face and the water goes straight down his throat causing him to choke and splutter.
'No, no.' Says his teacher, 'You need to open your mouth smaller than that. make an oo shape with your lips as you bring the bottle to your mouth.'
He tries it.
'Ok, better, better. But try to make the oo shape just as the bottle reaches your lips, not too much before. You don't need to be making the oo shape the whole time you're bringing the bottle up.'
He does it again.
'No, no, oo shape JUST before it reaches your lips, like this..'
Again.
"No, don't make the oo shape until the bottle is just right on your lips.'
Again.
"Ok buddy, I think you've got it, you know what, that'll do!'
1 uncommonman 2017-11-16
Lol, this sounds to credible for my liking.
1 utu_ 2017-11-16
It was the first time the shapeshifting reptilian who was tasked with impersonating the late Donald Trump had ever drank from a water bottle.
It was awkward my first time as well.
1 lemon_scream 2017-11-16
He could have been de-hydrated from flying so much. I cant believe it though making fun of someone for drinking water. Hes only human
1 TinKnockinMoroccan 2017-11-16
He's just really fucking old. Seriously, he probably has shaky old man hands and doesn't want to throw fiji water everywhere.
1 TheRadChad 2017-11-16
Yep, and he'll say obnoxious shit because he is 70 years old. Hard to change a grandpas old ways.
1 of_mendez 2017-11-16
This is just the Media trying to find anything odd, trump is so good the best they got is "he drinks weird" not even real, not even odd
1 rainbowdragon22 2017-11-16
He's on mushrooms...preeeetttyy obvious
1 pilgrimboy 2017-11-16
To add to what others have said, he does seem to want to not show the label. But you could tell if that was or wasn't the case by more samples.
1 AssistedSuicideSquad 2017-11-16
https://imgur.com/a/k9m0E
1 Gene_Rosens_Daycare 2017-11-16
I am totally drinking water like this from now on!
1 facelessnature 2017-11-16
What's really strange is the amount of attention this is being given. There are countless other topics to report on or engage in productive discourse over, this not being one of them.
1 usbfridge 2017-11-16
Not a physician or anything, but my Mother had some bits of her spine fused to make her back stronger (she broke her back, it's normally for old people) and she also drinks stuff like this. Not with a weird ass face, but still.
1 uncommonman 2017-11-16
Thanks
1 usbfridge 2017-11-16
Welc
1 Tecumsehs_Revenge 2017-11-16
Photoshop goldmine
1 Reality_is_a_scam 2017-11-16
lol trump hit that bottle like a champ. suprised he didnt do a bottle flip after
1 chiup 2017-11-16
I think it means he can't drink water unless he watches the bottle move to his lips. Instead of trusting his sense of body movement, he has to see it to believe it.
1 TJG01 2017-11-16
I mean he’s 71 years old. Old people aren’t necessarily “healthy”. He’s healthy for his age though.
1 RPmatrix 2017-11-16
He's 70 and he deosn't want people to notice he's myopic and his hands shake
so he uses that doubled handed method to make it look like he's in full control
many powerful people disguise any signs that could be considered 'weakness'
n.b. the water is becoz his mouth is dry
1 Hung-S0-Low 2017-11-16
Why is he using both hands for a small bottle of water? Is it because of his tiny tiny hands?