Pizzagate does not exist

0  2017-11-19 by nicest_human

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47 comments

Thanks for stopping by me CIA agent.

Remember kids, if somebody has an opinion you dont agree with, call them a shill, CIA agent, or troll.

You literally make no counter argument. Just a passionate emotional call to stop thinking a certain way.

Yes. Mark me down for not agreeing and calling you a troll.

Overused, pheee.

So zero child trafficking arrests, right?

The government doesnt commit crimes, peasants do.

The laws are just rules all nice and spelled out on a piece of paper. Theyre designed to catch-all, despite the inability to prosecute the gov for it. Crimes are still committed, just unpunished.

ok this settles it - this post is bullshit.

the government doesn't commit crimes (lol) - peasants do???

get a life.

CNN told me it was illegal to think for myself. Thankfully, there is Snopes and Wikipedia and trusted MSM to do that for me.

You think the popular websites like Wikipedia lie?

Lmao, is that a serious fucking question?

Are you stupid? Why would you fall for this?

You do know how wikis work don't you?

Yes, controversial pages are locked by admins based on secret orders from governments

you are the trolliest troll that has ever trolled.

this is hilarious.

I see what you were going for... it just didn't work. This isn't controversial, interesting, or well written.

Ah, typical.

Every mainstream media said that pizzagate isn't real so that must be the case!!! It's infuriating that this thought exists among our society in this information saturated world.

Well but atleast Snopes is a trusted site.

Lol

Oh wait, you're serious

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahah

Snopes got busted for fraud, lying, and also illegal prostitutes... You saying Snopes is trusted is like saying Trump is respectful towards women...

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4730092/Snopes-brink-founder-accused-fraud-lying.html

But hey, OP, here's some simple steps to prove Pizzagate isn't real...

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7ciakx/some_simple_steps_to_debunk_pizzagate/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=user&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=frontpage

And yet another resson to hate this sub and the people who post here.

Its hated because the Pizzagaters try to flood it with their silly brainwashing posts.

Former head of the Los Angeles division of the FBI, Ted Gunderson, has stated that there are child trafficking sex rings connected to DC.

I’ll take his word on the topic before yours.

You are trusting a FORMER head of the LA FBI division? He'll say anything to ruin the DCs rep.

Even though you are trolling, karma is gonna fuck you for these bad bibes you are putting out. It’s gonna be funny for us. So please report back.

Karma already screwed me up long ago.

Makes sense.

Please don't fall for this bait.

Hi, silly tinfoil hat.

Dearest pussy,

I am taken aback by your highly illogical post. You see, I have scoured through your post history, and it appears you are fully aware and pro the sentiments of the far right, yet you post random bullshit to either A) attempt to be comical or B) troll.

Please cease being funny and/or trolling so I may mitigate my annoyance exposure.

Thank you,

I do not attempt to be comical or troll, but thanks for wasting the important ten seconds of your life to read my post history. Now, after gaining access to such important database of information, do you know how many armpit hair I have?

Well, I tried to calculate the exact number, but I know Indians are quite hairy so I figure the answer is ∞.

Whether or not anything from Pizzagate was credible, it still started a nationwide discussion about political/elite pedophile sex trafficking rings, which undoubtedly exist, and that's a good thing.

They do not exist, because the government cares about children, it is their duty.

You're so fucking naive it's crazy. Ignorance is bliss

Not even good bait.

1/10 made me reply

Only you fools bait.

Posts like this are a waste of space and time

Maybe those of Pizzagaters are?

Wikipedia and Snopes... Hilarious!

More truthful than this sub.

If its not published by RT or tweeted by Roger Stone or anonymous 4chan users it can only be fake news.

''4chan''

Our governments clean reputation???

This is a joke right?

No.

Haha, governments clean reputation.

Ive never heard someone say that before, but yeah good joke bro.

Thanks for the laughs ;)

I see what you did there. ha.

Hey OP, here's some simple steps to debunk Pizzagate:

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7ciakx/some_simple_steps_to_debunk_pizzagate/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=user&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=frontpage

Pretty simple, explain these things and then you can claim it "doesn't exist". Notice how Snopes, Wiki, and literally ALL MSM outlets have no mention of these ACTUAL controversial pieces of evidence.

Good luck

Wait, I just read your replies to others comments and you're actually serious...

Karma already screwed me up long ago.