Just a drunken vent

29  2017-11-25 by monkeyfudgehair

I just want to take this time to say "FUCK YOU" to advertisements. Not a specific advertisement but, to all advertisements. What the hell. I can't wipe may arse without a fucking advertisement anymore. I swear to God and all that is holy on this Earth that I will refrain from ever buying anything suggested from an intrusive fucking advertisement EVER! Do these people think they control my mind? No, they do not! Fuck them! We neeed to have a nation day of not buying anything these leeches are peddling. Maybe then they will know who really pulls the strings around here.

18 comments

1  itsthetruthbitch 2017-11-25

i just want to say that sierra mist is both refreshing and tasty. i drink 9 every day.

1  -whatatimetobealive- 2017-11-25

username checks out

1  Gene_Rosens_Daycare 2017-11-25

For years now I have had dreams where there was lights in the sky that are advertisements. Like big digital billboards projected into the sky with advertisements. Just different ads covering almost the whole sky. I have no idea how this got in my head but I have this dream every so often for many years.

1  TXROADWARRIOR 2017-11-25

futurama does this

1  Gene_Rosens_Daycare 2017-11-25

Ive never watched that one time.

1  StopChillin 2017-11-25

Haha! Literally just saying the same thing to my family now. You know what's fucking bullshit? The fucking drugs advertisements. Holy fuck how disgusting. Luckily more and more people are turning this shit off. One day at a time

1  MrMarmot 2017-11-25

Bill Hicks and I are with you.

1  monkeyfudgehair 2017-11-25

I love Bill.

1  LurkPro3000 2017-11-25

Ditto

1  fight_for_anything 2017-11-25

just use an adblocker? best one, imo:

https://adnauseam.io/

i dont watch television. i hear ads on the radio, but when they play, i just turn the power off, and wait half a minute.

1  Carlos_Dangers_wang 2017-11-25

America is one big linked advertisement and one shitty mall, from coast to coast. Mountain majesty to fruited plain. Capitalism.

1  sons_of_many_bitches 2017-11-25

Hey! We've revamped your app to give you the best user experience possible, download the update to access all our cool new features!

Translated to "we've filled it with ads and spy shit".

1  Beepbeepboopda 2017-11-25

Do yiu have a recommendation for another way that reddit could bring in income so you can have drunken rants on its platform for free?

1  monkeyfudgehair 2017-11-25

Good morning lol. This silly post wasn't about reddit, just advertising in general.

1  rickandmorty42069 2017-11-25

Amen

1  allSmallThings 2017-11-25

you can put an adblocker device on your home internet. adblocking router or such

then you are ad-free on every device in the house in one step

now for the mail...

1  RPmatrix 2017-11-25

and a slow death by sound bites for the monsters who came up with fucking funereal insurance "for just the price of a cup of coffee a day, you can protect your loved ones from yada yada"

May their creators one day come to their senses and retrospectively die of Shame as they think of all those young minds they corrupted!

1  YoungUrbanFailure 2017-11-25

Funny you say that you can't wipe your arse without seeing an advertisement. When Sears switched their catalogs from thin newsprint to the now common glossy format they got a lot of complaints because it was common for households to use the newsprint to wipe. So, really, you probably can wipe your crack and see less ads than back in the past.

1  exkreations 2017-11-25

I swear to God and all that is holy on this Earth that I will refrain from ever buying anything suggested from an intrusive fucking advertisement EVER!

There are literally dozens of us!! Seriously, anytime an advertisement takes me out of the moment I make it a clear point to recognize that brand and be able to remember in the future to never have anything to do with them.