Is my neighbour a vampire?

0  2017-12-02 by [deleted]

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Just shoot him with silver bullets. If he dies, you'll know for sure he's a vampire.

I have no silver bullets. Just the old rifle from my dad.

Can you shoot a vampire with normal bullets. Maybe i try then.

I maybe trys to shot him tomorow.

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Don't shoot him. He is just some old guy.

U maybe trys to shot self tomorrow.

Pics or it didn't happen

He is trapped. Do you think i go to him and ask for a picture?

I very much doubt the entirety of this story but if it is true I'm fairly certain you've admitted committing a felony on a public forum.

I come to this forum and ask for help and now iam a criminal?

Nah you're just a Top minds user setting up an alley oop for them to use later on.

No. Whats a top mind? The police is there. They did take the cross away!!!

Yea play dumb...

Same format and account age as that guy yesterday, u/ghuizfhh, who is most likely the other user u/TrumAssange who was making similarly politically charged posts to u/ghuizfhh and also has the same account age. ghuizfhh made two comments, both on TrumAssange's posts.

This is a throwback to a few months ago when they were far less sophisticated.

Nice work man.

I wouldn't call this guy sophisticated by any means. Not a very effective top mind.

Wherever he came from, he should have trained a bit longer in the hyperbolic time chamber.

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did you lock him up?

He should try the window. Also just ask him worst that happens is e turns you into a superstructure immortal creature.

Iam from poland. We do no devil work.

Iam asking me the same question. Why does he not leave the house on one if his windows?

Maybe the cross is powerfull. My grandmother did buy this cross in malmedy belgium a holy place!

Grind up some cloves of garlic and spread a line down the sidewalk if front of the suspected house. He wont be able to get out of the driveway, unless of course he turns into a bat and flies away..

Good idea!

Username checks out.

He could be a rich old man who has skin cancer and you just lodged a cross in his front door. Too old to hop the fence so he is stuck

Dude why do you even bother leaving a comment?

Posts like these just don't even fucking bother commented...downvote and move on

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Keep shilling

Isnt shilling a currency in the Uk and those countries over there

Yes. They pay shills in shillings. That's where the term comes from.

DUHBHHHHHHHHHH!!!!111

I just cracked open the floor in a church in Italy. The year is 1936, I’m with a blonde German spy and an old man. Name the movie

Lucy kids

Indiana Jones

Yeah, the third installment of the trilogy

ask to see his penis. vampires dont have penises

Why??

Maybe i can shoot some pictures . Maybe a video.

He is screaming very loud. I think soneone called the police.

Next time make a pic from this old dude.

That's what I thought you fuck 🖕

Casablanca?

Does anyone have an archive of what was said? Just woke up and missed it. What area does he live in? Does he say he works nights and have his entire home closed up all day? Is this neighbor tall or short? Does he drive a grey Escape bc he’s happy with the mix of fuel economy and utility? If so, he’s a decent guy just leave him be. 😉

Why??

Yea play dumb...

A speedbump on the path to truth