A MOD should post a sticky about the SpaceX launch out of Vandenberg Air Force Base. This one unfortunately is not a UFO.

295  2017-12-23 by Tha_Dude_Abidez

Or a missile getting shot down. Or God's Jizz. Or a crack in the firmament. Etc etc etc.

41 comments

10  alosercalledsusie 2017-12-23

I mean.... technically everything is a UFO until it’s identified.

8  Tha_Dude_Abidez 2017-12-23

This one was identified pretty quickly. Actually it was scheduled. Anyway, regardless the pictures and videos people are putting up are pretty spectacular. We live in crazy times.

1  toomuchpork 2017-12-23

Well... floating... flopping flailing. All UFOs

-1  Tha_Dude_Abidez 2017-12-23

This one was identified pretty quickly. Actually it was scheduled. Anyway, regardless the pictures and videos people are putting up are pretty spectacular. We live in crazy times.

1  RokBo67 2017-12-23

This one was identified pretty quickly. Actually it was scheduled. Anyway, regardless the pictures and videos people are putting up are pretty spectacular. We live in crazy times.

1  Basketofcups 2017-12-23

This one was identified pretty quickly. Actually it was scheduled. Anyway, regardless the pictures and videos people are putting up are pretty spectacular. We live in crazy times.

-1  kosha 2017-12-23

This one was identified pretty quickly. Actually it was scheduled. Anyway, regardless the pictures and videos people are putting up are pretty spectacular. We live in crazy times.

1  Vault32 2017-12-23

What is up with this word for word repeat from different users?!

4  alosercalledsusie 2017-12-23

Bots... bots everywhere. Or just people trolling

3  thegreenwookie 2017-12-23

Whatever it is, shit is weird. Between bots, trolls, and shills I'm bout to give up on the interwebs completely

3  Ieuan1996 2017-12-23

Looks like op double commented and people are copying him.

6  War3591 2017-12-23

Man, I was really praying for some of God's jizz :(

7  AlvinItchyCock 2017-12-23

Isnt all jizz technically god's jizz?

1  Tha_Dude_Abidez 2017-12-23

Fuckin A man, fuckin A.

1  TheCicc 2017-12-23

That’s fuckin interesting man.

1  ForeverInaDaze 2017-12-23

Yeah but what if there were millions of sperm that were scaled up. In a load of that scale there'd be a bunch of sperm the size of birds just raining down on us.

6  qwertycoder 2017-12-23

Why can't It be God cracking the firmament with his jizz to hit a North Korean rocket....

5  Tha_Dude_Abidez 2017-12-23

http://www.vandenberg.af.mil/News/Article-Display/Article/1401396/falcon-9-iridium-4-scheduled-to-launch/

4  Tha_Dude_Abidez 2017-12-23

https://spaceflightnow.com/2017/12/22/falcon-9-iridium-next-4-mission-status-center/

3  rousseaux 2017-12-23

Please no. This shit is hilarious.

3  padspa 2017-12-23

it was a UFO to those who didn't know it was SpaceX, now it's just an IFO

2  dontdothey 2017-12-23

The conspiracy is the payload...

3  Fizrock 2017-12-23

The payload isn't a conspiracy either. It's 10 Iridium NEXT communications satellites for Iridium's satellite constellation. This is the fourth such launch that SpaceX has done.

1  BillNyeScienceLies 2017-12-23

More likely it was a massive chemtrail dump of nano iridium.

2  tchollinginthedeep 2017-12-23

What do you mean "unfortunately"?

2  Allez_ 2017-12-23

Definitely an IFO

1  janisstukas 2017-12-23

Is this not just a display of the US airforce's ability to deliver a payload to any point on the planet?

Specifically for North Korea's attention, perhaps.

5  jlew715 2017-12-23

It’s a commercial satellite launch.

If you want to deliver a payload to any point on the planet, the Falcon 9 is not the best choice. There have been many rockets designed exclusively to deliver payloads to anywhere on the globe - these are called ICBMs

1  heavyheavylowlowz 2017-12-23

I tend to be pretty critical of hypothesis on here (especial hate when people call them "theories"), but if I was going to jump down the rabbit hole here, it could be a pseudo psyop type thing.

"DPRK take notice, our military can nuke you anytime, from anywhere, before you can even detect it, oh and also any one of our large capitalist corporation can too, if called upon"

2  CommanderBlurf 2017-12-23

Vandenberg AFB launches test ICBMs every quarter or so. They occasionally appear in the public launch schedule, though they're a bit less spectacular than a proper orbital launch.

1  my_friend_mmpeter 2017-12-23

Very suspicious post. /s

1  toomuchpork 2017-12-23

Or we all just recognize reality without someone holding our hand.

1  85bearsgoingagain 2017-12-23

I mean, that's just what (((they'd))) say...

1  CU_next_tuesday 2017-12-23

I mean. It looks crazy and there is some weird pulsating thing making white rings inside the giant white cloud.

I live in Florida and have watched several launches including a recent one earlier this year. Never seen the sky look like that.

1  NoLaNaDeR 2017-12-23

We need a sub r/Elon’s_Musk to upvoat to to the the front page every time there is a launch to make people aware of the possible time and location of the fireworks to come

0  vwrage 2017-12-23

The amount of people asking what it is and freaking out is amazing, what retards.

1  peterxgriffin 2017-12-23

Retards, just because they didn't know there was a space x launch planned, and wanted to know what the crazy shit they saw in the sky was?

1  vwrage 2017-12-23

Um yes, because it takes 2 minutes to figure it out via web search.

1  TheCicc 2017-12-23

Yeah retards because they won’t believe everything the government throws at them without question.

1  vwrage 2017-12-23

There has been zero evidence this launch was anything but a normal rocket launch.

1  peterxgriffin 2017-12-23

Retards, just because they didn't know there was a space x launch planned, and wanted to know what the crazy shit they saw in the sky was?

1  TheCicc 2017-12-23

Yeah retards because they won’t believe everything the government throws at them without question.