Vatican secrets
156 2017-12-28 by Mikeywise14
What do you think the vatican keeps secret in its vaults, labs, and catacombs? Is it just finance stuff or something that can change religion forever?
156 2017-12-28 by Mikeywise14
What do you think the vatican keeps secret in its vaults, labs, and catacombs? Is it just finance stuff or something that can change religion forever?
109 comments
1 marejuana 2017-12-28
A lotta Aztec gold
1 CaptainApollyon 2017-12-28
Not just Aztec gold. We are led to believe there were no cities of gold in North America. I call bullshit.
1 marejuana 2017-12-28
Good song by NOFX called ‘the dig’ one lyric goes: underneath the city lights are the ruins of mankind -
The excavation was a financial success/ With artifacts of gold/ The arrowheads went straight to the Smithsonian/ The rest was melted down and sold/
Actually the whole song seems relevant to this sub and post
1 CaptainApollyon 2017-12-28
Hmm interesting fat mike would like r/culturallayer
1 marejuana 2017-12-28
Right on. IMO most of the important stuff is built over with things the general public will never have access to. I.e. large cities, military bases, and my personal favorite: golf courses I.e. Augusta National . Ain’t no excavating going on in those places
1 CaptainApollyon 2017-12-28
Good theory! The soviets had a habit of doing this with their government buildings most notably Königsberg Castle.
1 marejuana 2017-12-28
Thanks, I’m gna look into that.
1 ThisIsMy1stRodeo 2017-12-28
What could possibly be under Augusta National? My interest is peeked
1 Aye_or_Nay 2017-12-28
balls/tees.
[sorry]
1 ThisIsMy1stRodeo 2017-12-28
Made me laugh.
1 Aye_or_Nay 2017-12-28
My father's sisters' husband was a member of Augusta National. (My uncle) I am from Ohio, but went there once for lunch, at about 13 years old. I had no idea at the time where I was or the significance of it.
White tablecloths, expansive grounds, waiters in tuxedos. Crazy, man.
You certainly are right, they'll never get a permit to "dig" there. They frown on so much as a divot.
1 ThisIsMy1stRodeo 2017-12-28
Sounds like the River Oaks Country Club.
1 Aye_or_Nay 2017-12-28
River Oaks Country Club/Augusta
Yeah, well they're certainly no Bushwood...Bushwood S-s-s-sucks.
1 ThisIsMy1stRodeo 2017-12-28
I don’t understand the reference... I only know Augusta because my dads an avid golfer and has mentioned it. And the country club i know because I’ve made deliveries there/ attended an event there when I worked for a bakery. I knew it was a legit rich people place when I used the ladies room and there was a crystal bowl of name brand quality tampons just sitting on the counter. Oh and also because we had to go in and leave through the “vendor” entrance.
1 Aye_or_Nay 2017-12-28
"Bushwood" is the club in Caddyshack, actually filmed in kind of a shit hole in Ft.Lauderdale, Florida.
I know what you mean about that TX club...we had one like that in Ohio, where my 1st girlfriend's father was a member. Super snotty and filled with luxurious amenities and horse people - I hated it there.
Augusta is by invitation, the only reason my uncle was a member was because he was a very large employer locally, going back to just after WW2, when he and three buddies started a business together. They're all gone now...My aunt is still living, though she doesn't golf. She paints.
1 tchollinginthedeep 2017-12-28
They also had an album cover featuring a guy eating out a sheep. VATICAN ZOOPHILIA CONFIRMED?
1 GranimalSnake 2017-12-28
Everything they looted from the library of Alexandria.
1 skindoe 2017-12-28
Actually sack of Constantinople during the crusades. Justinian was the one who burned the library of Alexandria. That is a big reason why there exists Eastern Orthodox vs Catholic Church.
1 Lucy-Sky-Diamondz 2017-12-28
Eastern Orthodox still teaches Enlightenment. Catholicism is just organized pedophilia
1 Lyra_Fairview 2017-12-28
The Krabby Patty secret formula
1 Mikeywise14 2017-12-28
Ha!
1 Joy_McClure 2017-12-28
People Order Our Patties
1 Duck_Matthew5 2017-12-28
People Order Patties Everyday. P.O.P.E.
1 ChefTeo 2017-12-28
I like P.O.O.P.
1 downisupp 2017-12-28
gospel of Maria Magdalena
1 Mikeywise14 2017-12-28
Aint there already a public version of that?
1 downisupp 2017-12-28
not the full version of it. i think there is like 7 pages. Vatican has killed a lot of people to keep the rest a secret
1 ntergi 2017-12-28
A gospel of lies you mean? Damn some people on this sub
1 skindoe 2017-12-28
Why is it lies? If your on the sub you'd think you be at least open to the idea.
1 downisupp 2017-12-28
ok. go and worship Rome then
1 ThisIsMy1stRodeo 2017-12-28
Aren’t there several gospels that have been discovered in recent years and the most recent claiming that Jesus wasn’t actually crucified?
1 jje5002 2017-12-28
now thats one i would love to read
1 CaptainApollyon 2017-12-28
They know Jesus was born in France
1 Mikeywise14 2017-12-28
You mean died?
1 CaptainApollyon 2017-12-28
Maybe that, it's been a while Since I got into the specifics. All I know is that it had nothing to do with Jerusalem
https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=26s&v=1MnQWny1gv0
1 Aye_or_Nay 2017-12-28
cathars.
1 jje5002 2017-12-28
i thought thats where they whisked mary magd on a flying carpet after jesus ascended into heaven
1 IssaCroak 2017-12-28
Personally i think they have a ton of artifacts that will be used to 'prove' a false second coming of Jesus or Messiah. We have a huge push with aliens atm and imagine an 'invasion' happens (whatever that looks like) and they have physical evidence that apparently proves it and anyone who denies it is just an idiot cause hey, its the Vatican which has an insane amount of followers. Also the fact that they seem to be racing to merge all religions under 'love'. Jesus when he came for the first time said I dont come to bring peace but division, and the next time he comes wont be for peace or love again, it will be to destroy the beast system. Only one person will be coming in the name of peace and love and thats the Antichrist, it will be a false peace and false love tho.
1 Mikeywise14 2017-12-28
Ah. The thomas horn theory (hes an author who used the same theory)
1 TerribleTherapist 2017-12-28
So if someone genuinely tries to lead with peace and love they are already set up to be vilified and fail? By the same community that preaces peace and love.
Catch 22 there.
1 Ninjakick666 2017-12-28
Here ya go... That will explain it all...
1 INTELDracula 2017-12-28
Holy shit they allowed that on comedy central.
1 zer0vash 2017-12-28
I don't think comedy Central ever played The Whitest Kids You Know.
1 throdon 2017-12-28
They should have. The grapest amd the slow jerk.
1 UnsuspectingTaco 2017-12-28
That was great
1 rainbowdragon22 2017-12-28
Jesus never existed. Jesusneverexisted.com Infinitely more evidence to suggest he was invented by Rome. Flavians. Templars. Jesuits. Saturn. Consolidation of myriad pagan religions into one religion to rule them all with a superdeity rockstar amalgamation to slay all others.
1 momosalemur 2017-12-28
There are letters from the time of jesus talking about him. So some backwards attempt to create him through the council of Nicea is a falsity. He at least existed, travelling town to town and preached. Obviously, real or false, religion has reigned over people rather than give them a vehicle to know the Lord.
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
Every Historian accepted into academia is confident a man named Jesus, who had follow, and preached is accepted.
Personally I think he was just some crazy person and we are worshiping a busker
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
Not trying to argue about semantics, but your first statement is false because his name wasn't Jesus.
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
Jesus, the man.
His name wasn't Cesar either
Do you think Cleopatra was called Cleopatra?
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
I get it, but I dont understand why people can't just get it right. I can see using Christ, or Christos, as "the annointed" is an easy reference since that's what it's translated from. But Jesus isn't even a correct translation.
Sorry, I really wasn't trying to argue- it's just a pet peeve of mine.
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
The Bible calls him Jesus no?
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
Mis-translation according to most. The letter J hadn't even been developed yet. Yahushua, or Yoshua I think was supposedly his real name.
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
What does the Pope call the man that you or me would call Jesus.
What name?
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
I've never spoken with the Pope, so I don't know. And I don't refer to him as Jesus.
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
Lol you are a tool. His name is Jesus.
1/3 = 0.333~
1/3 * 3 = 1
Thus 0.333~ = 1
And as such Jesus = Yoshua.
Or have you never wondered why Spanish doesn't have a name for Joshua?
You fucking retard.
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
Thus pancakes = kangaroos.
Calm down tough guy. Your logic is waffles.
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
How is it waffles?
It's the same as Miguel being Michael. They are the same name dude.
Jesus is Yoshua it's not that complicated. Quit being that guy.
Wait until you find out Japan isn't actually Japan! It's gonna blow your mind!
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
Except you keep talking about the Spanish language like it matters, jerkoff. It was translated from Hebrew to Greek to English. Has nothing to do with Spanish.
Read more books that aren't the Bible.
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
What are you talking about lol.
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
Yeshua (ישוע, with vowel pointing יֵשׁוּעַ – yēšūă‘ in Hebrew) was a common alternative form of the name יְהוֹשֻׁעַ ("Yehoshua" – Joshua) in later books of the Hebrew Bible and among Jews of the Second Temple period. The name corresponds to the Greek spelling Iesous, from which, through the Latin Iesus, comes the English spelling Jesus.[1][2]
Dumbass
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
Ihsoun or Iesus, which was transliterated from Hebrew to Greek, i.e. mis-translated.
"Because Joshua is just Jesus in Spanish if you carry the 3 and multiply oh wait I'm dumb." -RebootTheServer, probably.
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
https://www.gotquestions.org/Yeshua-Jesus.html
Dumbass.
By your logic we can't even spell his name in Latin.
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
Do you refer to "communion" as "bloody big gulp time" or nah?
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
And this is how you know someone has lost the argument. Can't refute my sources can you
1 TruLibrul 2017-12-28
Incorrect. "Jesus" enters the English language from the Latin Iesus, which in turn is a transliteration of the Greek Iesous. "Iesous" is not only the rendering found in the New Testament (which was authored in koine Greek), but it is also the rendering of "Joshua" found in the Septuagint.
Transliterations can't be "mistranslated." They're attempts to sound out a foreign word in the limitations of the alphabet/pronunciation of one's native tongue.
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
Transliterations can absolutely be mistranslations. An attempt, even in good faith, doesn't mean something can't be incorrect. In Spanish, Dog is Perro and Pound is Libra. Perrolibra is the transliteration of Dogpound. Except that's an incorrect translation, since Perrera is how you say dogpound.
His name was some form of Yoshua. That's pretty far from Jesus, and we're not hindered by garbage transliterations anymore. For Christ's sake, just say the man's name correctly.
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
Not really. Osama bin-Laden and Usama bin-Laden is a good example.
You can't have a perfect transliterations when the letters are different
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
Not really a good example.
Osama and Usama are very similar phonetically. Jesus and Joshua aren't at all.
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
You now have two people telling you you are wrong.
His name is Jesus.
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
How many idiots still don't believe in man-made climate change?
You keep sounding dumber with every response.
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
I keep providing sources oo
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
Yeshua is the Hebrew name for Jesus. It means "Yahweh [the Lord] is Salvation." The English spelling of Yeshua is “Joshua.” However, when translated from Hebrew into the Greek language, in which the New Testament was written, the name Yeshua becomes Iēsous. The English spelling for Iēsous is “Jesus.”
What this means is Joshua and Jesus are the same name. One name is translated from Hebrew into English, the other from Greek into English. It is interesting to note, the names "Joshua" and "Isaiah" are essentially the same names as Yeshua in Hebrew. They mean "Savior" and "the salvation of the Lord."
1 BorisKafka 2017-12-28
Spends next couple hours arguing semantics.
1 joshychrist 2017-12-28
and that class is how i got my screen name.
1 LordOfLatveria 2017-12-28
Yeshua is the most commonly used spelling.
It was the same as what we say as Joshua, the transliteration was deliberately made different to distinguish Christ from all the other Joshuas (as common a name as John at the time ).
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
I'm not sure how valid the last part is, but any username that references Dr. Doom gets an upvote.
1 maeltroll 2017-12-28
Boss
1 RagingSatyr 2017-12-28
Yeah but for the amount of bureaucracy that Rome had there wasn't much Roman records on him.
1 momosalemur 2017-12-28
¯_(ツ)_/¯
1 RagingSatyr 2017-12-28
You dropped this: \
1 beltfedshooter 2017-12-28
\\ , he needs two
1 massivecoiler 2017-12-28
Please link to these letters
1 Shibbian 2017-12-28
They allegedly made up his "turn the other cheek" ideology i just watched a doc over on r/documentary about this! Pretty crazy stuff, but does anyone know anything about the agenda of the historians who are pushing this theory?
1 LAcumDodgers 2017-12-28
Why would people downvote this? Both valid and very interesting. Really shows the true colors of the sub of late.
1 Mikeywise14 2017-12-28
Note i also suggested its just some financial secrets, leaving room that what the vatican keeps might not shake faith
1 Nomar_Garciawhiner 2017-12-28
Lou Minardi's Prison way way way way below.
1 IAmThatIAm001 2017-12-28
Another question: who are the guardians of the Vatican treasures?
1 jsstealthss 2017-12-28
Isn't it the Swiss Guard or something?
1 IAmThatIAm001 2017-12-28
It is not. They are the defenders of Vatican City. Much the same capacity as the British Royal Guard.
1 jsstealthss 2017-12-28
Drat, i misread your question lol. I do not have an answer to your original question.
1 IAmThatIAm001 2017-12-28
Was wondering if you have done any research as the question yet, as you say are are not aware of the answer.
Hint: What Family owns every "Major" Bank on the planet?
1 Malenkayame 2017-12-28
Chambers for Black Masses and sacrifices.
1 RagingSatyr 2017-12-28
I imagine they have something about aliens. Also it would be interesting to see the documentation of the Luciferian takeover of the church during the 20th century.
1 szlachta 2017-12-28
Takeover? It was like that from before its beginning.
1 Aye_or_Nay 2017-12-28
3rd secret of Fatima.
Also, Porn.
1 blueweed908 2017-12-28
Every artifact that proves otherwise and mysteriously disappear probably holed up there and Smithsonian. Toe the line they say.
1 revfried 2017-12-28
Time machine and VHS hand cam of the crucifixion. or at least thats what I heard listening to late night radio
1 PorschephileGT3 2017-12-28
George Noory did 9/11
1 Lt_Bear13 2017-12-28
Father crespi artifacts from ecuador, a lot of alien Mayan artifacts and codecs, giant bones and artifacts.
1 massivecoiler 2017-12-28
Chronovisor
1 hoipalloi52 2017-12-28
Vintage porn
1 StefanYellowCurry 2017-12-28
condoms, weed and money
1 PtTong 2017-12-28
Jesus was a mushroom 🍄 look into it!
1 SilverCoffeeCup 2017-12-28
The sorcerers stone
1 zordi 2017-12-28
Tech and knowledge that would otherwise undermine current institutions <vatican included>. Once people know, they can't make people forget it, so they hide it. Then they make other institutions that know of the "known", at least in part and call it the "Great work" which keep men guessing while keeping them occupied and vested like they are on top so they will stop search for those answers.
1 Upupabove 2017-12-28
The Vatican is basically a den for the devil, sort of "anti christ" or opposite or Christ.
They were created to run a direct opposite to the truth, to hide anything in history that would point to what the Bible said being real. But at the same time using deception to make you think they were on the same side.
The false religion, or a close but not quite type, hiding the truth because the truth has power...and their greatest fear is that sheep would discover the power that they have.
1 CrotchFungus 2017-12-28
Things about religion they don't want the public to know such as tactics used to spread misinformation and neutralize whole countries
1 marejuana 2017-12-28
Right on. IMO most of the important stuff is built over with things the general public will never have access to. I.e. large cities, military bases, and my personal favorite: golf courses I.e. Augusta National . Ain’t no excavating going on in those places
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
Not trying to argue about semantics, but your first statement is false because his name wasn't Jesus.
1 RebootTheServer 2017-12-28
https://www.gotquestions.org/Yeshua-Jesus.html
Dumbass.
By your logic we can't even spell his name in Latin.
1 Aye_or_Nay 2017-12-28
"Bushwood" is the club in Caddyshack, actually filmed in kind of a shit hole in Ft.Lauderdale, Florida.
I know what you mean about that TX club...we had one like that in Ohio, where my 1st girlfriend's father was a member. Super snotty and filled with luxurious amenities and horse people - I hated it there.
Augusta is by invitation, the only reason my uncle was a member was because he was a very large employer locally, going back to just after WW2, when he and three buddies started a business together. They're all gone now...My aunt is still living, though she doesn't golf. She paints.
1 DrunkAtChurch 2017-12-28
How many idiots still don't believe in man-made climate change?
You keep sounding dumber with every response.