Vatican secrets

156  2017-12-28 by Mikeywise14

What do you think the vatican keeps secret in its vaults, labs, and catacombs? Is it just finance stuff or something that can change religion forever?

109 comments

A lotta Aztec gold

Not just Aztec gold. We are led to believe there were no cities of gold in North America. I call bullshit.

Good song by NOFX called ‘the dig’ one lyric goes: underneath the city lights are the ruins of mankind -

The excavation was a financial success/ With artifacts of gold/ The arrowheads went straight to the Smithsonian/ The rest was melted down and sold/

Actually the whole song seems relevant to this sub and post

Hmm interesting fat mike would like r/culturallayer

Right on. IMO most of the important stuff is built over with things the general public will never have access to. I.e. large cities, military bases, and my personal favorite: golf courses I.e. Augusta National . Ain’t no excavating going on in those places

Good theory! The soviets had a habit of doing this with their government buildings most notably Königsberg Castle.

Thanks, I’m gna look into that.

What could possibly be under Augusta National? My interest is peeked

balls/tees.

[sorry]

Made me laugh.

My father's sisters' husband was a member of Augusta National. (My uncle) I am from Ohio, but went there once for lunch, at about 13 years old. I had no idea at the time where I was or the significance of it.

White tablecloths, expansive grounds, waiters in tuxedos. Crazy, man.

You certainly are right, they'll never get a permit to "dig" there. They frown on so much as a divot.

Sounds like the River Oaks Country Club.

River Oaks Country Club/Augusta

Yeah, well they're certainly no Bushwood...Bushwood S-s-s-sucks.

I don’t understand the reference... I only know Augusta because my dads an avid golfer and has mentioned it. And the country club i know because I’ve made deliveries there/ attended an event there when I worked for a bakery. I knew it was a legit rich people place when I used the ladies room and there was a crystal bowl of name brand quality tampons just sitting on the counter. Oh and also because we had to go in and leave through the “vendor” entrance.

"Bushwood" is the club in Caddyshack, actually filmed in kind of a shit hole in Ft.Lauderdale, Florida.

I know what you mean about that TX club...we had one like that in Ohio, where my 1st girlfriend's father was a member. Super snotty and filled with luxurious amenities and horse people - I hated it there.

Augusta is by invitation, the only reason my uncle was a member was because he was a very large employer locally, going back to just after WW2, when he and three buddies started a business together. They're all gone now...My aunt is still living, though she doesn't golf. She paints.

They also had an album cover featuring a guy eating out a sheep. VATICAN ZOOPHILIA CONFIRMED?

Everything they looted from the library of Alexandria.

Actually sack of Constantinople during the crusades. Justinian was the one who burned the library of Alexandria. That is a big reason why there exists Eastern Orthodox vs Catholic Church.

Eastern Orthodox still teaches Enlightenment. Catholicism is just organized pedophilia

The Krabby Patty secret formula

Ha!

People Order Our Patties

People Order Patties Everyday. P.O.P.E.

I like P.O.O.P.

gospel of Maria Magdalena

Aint there already a public version of that?

not the full version of it. i think there is like 7 pages. Vatican has killed a lot of people to keep the rest a secret

A gospel of lies you mean? Damn some people on this sub

Why is it lies? If your on the sub you'd think you be at least open to the idea.

ok. go and worship Rome then

Aren’t there several gospels that have been discovered in recent years and the most recent claiming that Jesus wasn’t actually crucified?

now thats one i would love to read

They know Jesus was born in France

You mean died?

Maybe that, it's been a while Since I got into the specifics. All I know is that it had nothing to do with Jerusalem

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=26s&v=1MnQWny1gv0

cathars.

i thought thats where they whisked mary magd on a flying carpet after jesus ascended into heaven

Personally i think they have a ton of artifacts that will be used to 'prove' a false second coming of Jesus or Messiah. We have a huge push with aliens atm and imagine an 'invasion' happens (whatever that looks like) and they have physical evidence that apparently proves it and anyone who denies it is just an idiot cause hey, its the Vatican which has an insane amount of followers. Also the fact that they seem to be racing to merge all religions under 'love'. Jesus when he came for the first time said I dont come to bring peace but division, and the next time he comes wont be for peace or love again, it will be to destroy the beast system. Only one person will be coming in the name of peace and love and thats the Antichrist, it will be a false peace and false love tho.

Ah. The thomas horn theory (hes an author who used the same theory)

So if someone genuinely tries to lead with peace and love they are already set up to be vilified and fail? By the same community that preaces peace and love.

Catch 22 there.

Here ya go... That will explain it all...

Holy shit they allowed that on comedy central.

I don't think comedy Central ever played The Whitest Kids You Know.

They should have. The grapest amd the slow jerk.

That was great

Jesus never existed. Jesusneverexisted.com Infinitely more evidence to suggest he was invented by Rome. Flavians. Templars. Jesuits. Saturn. Consolidation of myriad pagan religions into one religion to rule them all with a superdeity rockstar amalgamation to slay all others.

There are letters from the time of jesus talking about him. So some backwards attempt to create him through the council of Nicea is a falsity. He at least existed, travelling town to town and preached. Obviously, real or false, religion has reigned over people rather than give them a vehicle to know the Lord.

Every Historian accepted into academia is confident a man named Jesus, who had follow, and preached is accepted.

Personally I think he was just some crazy person and we are worshiping a busker

Not trying to argue about semantics, but your first statement is false because his name wasn't Jesus.

Jesus, the man.

His name wasn't Cesar either

Do you think Cleopatra was called Cleopatra?

I get it, but I dont understand why people can't just get it right. I can see using Christ, or Christos, as "the annointed" is an easy reference since that's what it's translated from. But Jesus isn't even a correct translation.

Sorry, I really wasn't trying to argue- it's just a pet peeve of mine.

The Bible calls him Jesus no?

Mis-translation according to most. The letter J hadn't even been developed yet. Yahushua, or Yoshua I think was supposedly his real name.

What does the Pope call the man that you or me would call Jesus.

What name?

I've never spoken with the Pope, so I don't know. And I don't refer to him as Jesus.

Lol you are a tool. His name is Jesus.

1/3 = 0.333~

1/3 * 3 = 1

Thus 0.333~ = 1

And as such Jesus = Yoshua.

Or have you never wondered why Spanish doesn't have a name for Joshua?

You fucking retard.

Thus pancakes = kangaroos.

Calm down tough guy. Your logic is waffles.

How is it waffles?

It's the same as Miguel being Michael. They are the same name dude.

Jesus is Yoshua it's not that complicated. Quit being that guy.

Wait until you find out Japan isn't actually Japan! It's gonna blow your mind!

Except you keep talking about the Spanish language like it matters, jerkoff. It was translated from Hebrew to Greek to English. Has nothing to do with Spanish.

Read more books that aren't the Bible.

What are you talking about lol.

Yeshua (ישוע, with vowel pointing יֵשׁוּעַ – yēšūă‘ in Hebrew) was a common alternative form of the name יְהוֹשֻׁעַ ("Yehoshua" – Joshua) in later books of the Hebrew Bible and among Jews of the Second Temple period. The name corresponds to the Greek spelling Iesous, from which, through the Latin Iesus, comes the English spelling Jesus.[1][2]

Dumbass

Ihsoun or Iesus, which was transliterated from Hebrew to Greek, i.e. mis-translated.

"Because Joshua is just Jesus in Spanish if you carry the 3 and multiply oh wait I'm dumb." -RebootTheServer, probably.

https://www.gotquestions.org/Yeshua-Jesus.html

Dumbass.

By your logic we can't even spell his name in Latin.

Do you refer to "communion" as "bloody big gulp time" or nah?

And this is how you know someone has lost the argument. Can't refute my sources can you

Incorrect. "Jesus" enters the English language from the Latin Iesus, which in turn is a transliteration of the Greek Iesous. "Iesous" is not only the rendering found in the New Testament (which was authored in koine Greek), but it is also the rendering of "Joshua" found in the Septuagint.

Transliterations can't be "mistranslated." They're attempts to sound out a foreign word in the limitations of the alphabet/pronunciation of one's native tongue.

Transliterations can absolutely be mistranslations. An attempt, even in good faith, doesn't mean something can't be incorrect. In Spanish, Dog is Perro and Pound is Libra. Perrolibra is the transliteration of Dogpound. Except that's an incorrect translation, since Perrera is how you say dogpound.

His name was some form of Yoshua. That's pretty far from Jesus, and we're not hindered by garbage transliterations anymore. For Christ's sake, just say the man's name correctly.

Not really. Osama bin-Laden and Usama bin-Laden is a good example.

You can't have a perfect transliterations when the letters are different

Not really a good example.

Osama and Usama are very similar phonetically. Jesus and Joshua aren't at all.

You now have two people telling you you are wrong.

His name is Jesus.

How many idiots still don't believe in man-made climate change?

You keep sounding dumber with every response.

I keep providing sources oo

Yeshua is the Hebrew name for Jesus. It means "Yahweh [the Lord] is Salvation." The English spelling of Yeshua is “Joshua.” However, when translated from Hebrew into the Greek language, in which the New Testament was written, the name Yeshua becomes Iēsous. The English spelling for Iēsous is “Jesus.”

What this means is Joshua and Jesus are the same name. One name is translated from Hebrew into English, the other from Greek into English. It is interesting to note, the names "Joshua" and "Isaiah" are essentially the same names as Yeshua in Hebrew. They mean "Savior" and "the salvation of the Lord."

Not trying to argue about semantics

Spends next couple hours arguing semantics.

and that class is how i got my screen name.

Yeshua is the most commonly used spelling.

It was the same as what we say as Joshua, the transliteration was deliberately made different to distinguish Christ from all the other Joshuas (as common a name as John at the time ).

I'm not sure how valid the last part is, but any username that references Dr. Doom gets an upvote.

Boss

Yeah but for the amount of bureaucracy that Rome had there wasn't much Roman records on him.

¯_(ツ)_/¯

You dropped this: \

\\ , he needs two

Please link to these letters

They allegedly made up his "turn the other cheek" ideology i just watched a doc over on r/documentary about this! Pretty crazy stuff, but does anyone know anything about the agenda of the historians who are pushing this theory?

Why would people downvote this? Both valid and very interesting. Really shows the true colors of the sub of late.

Note i also suggested its just some financial secrets, leaving room that what the vatican keeps might not shake faith

Lou Minardi's Prison way way way way below.

Another question: who are the guardians of the Vatican treasures?

Isn't it the Swiss Guard or something?

It is not. They are the defenders of Vatican City. Much the same capacity as the British Royal Guard.

Drat, i misread your question lol. I do not have an answer to your original question.

Was wondering if you have done any research as the question yet, as you say are are not aware of the answer.

Hint: What Family owns every "Major" Bank on the planet?

Chambers for Black Masses and sacrifices.

I imagine they have something about aliens. Also it would be interesting to see the documentation of the Luciferian takeover of the church during the 20th century.

Takeover? It was like that from before its beginning.

3rd secret of Fatima.

Also, Porn.

Every artifact that proves otherwise and mysteriously disappear probably holed up there and Smithsonian. Toe the line they say.

Time machine and VHS hand cam of the crucifixion. or at least thats what I heard listening to late night radio

George Noory did 9/11

Father crespi artifacts from ecuador, a lot of alien Mayan artifacts and codecs, giant bones and artifacts.

Chronovisor

Vintage porn

condoms, weed and money

Jesus was a mushroom 🍄 look into it!

The sorcerers stone

Tech and knowledge that would otherwise undermine current institutions <vatican included>. Once people know, they can't make people forget it, so they hide it. Then they make other institutions that know of the "known", at least in part and call it the "Great work" which keep men guessing while keeping them occupied and vested like they are on top so they will stop search for those answers.

The Vatican is basically a den for the devil, sort of "anti christ" or opposite or Christ.

They were created to run a direct opposite to the truth, to hide anything in history that would point to what the Bible said being real. But at the same time using deception to make you think they were on the same side.

The false religion, or a close but not quite type, hiding the truth because the truth has power...and their greatest fear is that sheep would discover the power that they have.

Things about religion they don't want the public to know such as tactics used to spread misinformation and neutralize whole countries

Right on. IMO most of the important stuff is built over with things the general public will never have access to. I.e. large cities, military bases, and my personal favorite: golf courses I.e. Augusta National . Ain’t no excavating going on in those places

Not trying to argue about semantics, but your first statement is false because his name wasn't Jesus.

https://www.gotquestions.org/Yeshua-Jesus.html

Dumbass.

By your logic we can't even spell his name in Latin.

"Bushwood" is the club in Caddyshack, actually filmed in kind of a shit hole in Ft.Lauderdale, Florida.

I know what you mean about that TX club...we had one like that in Ohio, where my 1st girlfriend's father was a member. Super snotty and filled with luxurious amenities and horse people - I hated it there.

Augusta is by invitation, the only reason my uncle was a member was because he was a very large employer locally, going back to just after WW2, when he and three buddies started a business together. They're all gone now...My aunt is still living, though she doesn't golf. She paints.

How many idiots still don't believe in man-made climate change?

You keep sounding dumber with every response.