Fuck Reddit

209  2018-01-12 by axolotl_peyotl

That is all.

254 comments

"Fuck Reddit" posts to reddit

very meta

Like the people who complain about the evil elite but then slave away 5 days per week for their money.

How dare those fools want to eat and keep a roof over their heads! They should just die in a ditch! /sarcasm

You need to slave away for five days per week to afford rent?

If so then you must be absolutely woeful with your money. Write up a budget and stick to it, fam.

You know what, you have a point. Absent medical reasons, a lot of people go into debt because they make bad decisions and desire luxuries. I'm not talking about shelter, a car, soap, food, or even internet. I'm talking about actual luxuries.

I know a woman with a pretty low-paying job and no outside support that isn't stressed at all financially because she doesn't desire much.

Adios amigo đź‘‹

we wish

How the hell is this upvoted and not removed?

because its hilarious and gives real insight into the state of the sub, especially when you factor in the fact that this is a mod of the sub

He is the very problem he is crying about.

A mod posting a statement which lacks content and isn't a conspiracy? Nice.

Hey look there's a subreddit that I feel harassed me so I'll just go there and comment and stir the pot. Yeah let's blame Reddit instead of yourself.

While I agree with the sentiment, this is a complete shitpost. Remove the post and instead write up a more in depth post explaining yourself and why reddit has gone to shit. You're only adding to the problem by posting a low quality, low effort post. You can do better than this /u/axolotl_peyotl. I've reported this. And if you can't do better at the moment then take some time off to recuperate and return when you're at your best.

Fuck the vultures who destroyed it. The original concept is brilliant.

This post showcases everything wrong with this subreddit. You want to know why no one takes your subreddit seriously? This is a great example of the average post on this sub.

Now lets keep it going by downvoting my post to hell and back and calling me a paid government shrill because I don't agree with "Fuck Reddit". Because clearly if you do not agree with the general public of this subreddit you are totally a government agent trying to discredit the post.

This certainly wasn’t the average post on this sub. No one takes this sub seriously (anymore) because it has turned into another echo chamber of reposted political hit pieces.

Removed. Rule 10

I can't believe I'm seeing comments being removed from this post.

Being this dumb.

Poor mod probably started a thread on a sub where he couldn't delete replies he didn't like. Are they being mean to you?

Way to raise the quality level of posts on this sub. Hypocrite.

Please ban yourself

check out all the removed drama from the bottom of the comments here: https://www.ceddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7px25l/fuck_reddit/

high quality salt entertainment

What's going on?

Its a revolution man!

What happened /u/axolotl_peyotl?

triggered

What happened? Weren't you a mod?

Still is, according to the mod list.

Embarrassing.

Embarassing for Reddit, maybe.

How so? Looks like axol is the one looking bad from my POV

If a mod feels this way about a company for which he/she is a volunteer or unpaid employee, it makes the company look bad in my opinion. I do not know the entire story, however, so I could be misinterpreting a bit.

Ah yes you finally see the light. Thought you were a mod? I do not like Reddit either. Shows that most of the population are just plain ol brainwashed.

Mods got you down? Delete one of your posts? /s

no man

mods here are saints, especially when compared to western mods

Fuck u/spez, Fuck reddit, Aaron Swartz was cool, Fuck Admins...I'm out.

Then get the fuck out. Why the need to stay here and keep talking about it.

Triggered.

If he truly was triggered he would have rage deleted his account.

No. I called you triggered. : )

Well that doesn't really make sense then. I guess putting the word fuck into any sentence makes that person seem triggered? I mean I'm just calling him out on saying he is quiting something but feels the need to use that very thing to communicate it. Doesn't seem very authentic.

Making a big deal about something stupid makes you triggered

How did I make a big deal about it? It took like 5 seconds to post and little if any thought was put into it. By your logic me being "triggered" apparently also triggered you.

Your still making a big deal about if you weren't triggered you would stop responding lmfao

We're not even talking about whatever it was that caused the triggering anymore. Maybe the day is triggered and/or every comment everyone makes is them being triggered about something. Who knows.

That's not how that works. You seem to be making it a big deal by claiming others are making it a big deal

No I'm just laughing at you.

Oh my bad couldn't hear you over my laughter at you

Nice username, you totally don't sound triggered.

This is now officially a full fledged triggered party.

Straight up slide fire

You triggered over my name brah? Sad!

I put a smiley face and everything. Guess it didn't help.

No it did help. I'm smiling you just can't see it.

I am staying on this sinking ship all the way down just for you u/prolix. I will always be here for you.

Thanks. I'll hold you to that. ;)

it was a reference to a movie said in jest.

Still waitin on that Heffer with cheese julio

voat.co ?

He's already on it, and is top mod of /v/Conspiracy

Fun fact: I started /v/Conspiracy , but then I fell off and abandoned it (and voat). No real reason, just didn't have the time anymore.

sell the account to someone from the Internet Research Agency, 55 Savushkina, St Petersburg

I suspect my moderatorship/ownership was yanked for abandonment long ago.

a tragedy. Imagine, you could have had $20

I was thinking trying Voat made a lot of people realize they could just spend their lives not on the Internet so much anymore. I personally like Voat, but I think I cut my internet forum time down dramatically after bouncing around the sites and seeing the groupthink on each.

voat.co is the worst shithole on the intrawebz.

Sure, if you are a feminist commie. HAHA!

you literally have to be a complete idiot to like the crowd at voat.co.

i mean, look at what the kid thinks is funny

Or, you know, not a government stoolie/paid opposition.

Wonder if you got 3 messages from random accounts threatening you for talking bad about voat. I know I did.

I did not but I wouldn't be surprised. I've had my fair share of conversations with voaters and almost none of them went well. It's real easy to be liked by them though, just say something bad about muslims, immigrants, blacks, jews and they fuckin love you.

But never ever say anything bad about Trump. #GodEmperor is alive and well on voat.

Voat was awesome, and is now mediocre. There were very obvious external efforts to do this. It was flooded with memes and rubbish posts in a blatant effort to hide the very good discussions. Unfortunately. It was successful in that many users got tired of trawling through the spam.

Quality post. Thanks for the content

Such a profound concept, expressed concisely.

I love how a mod of /r/conspiracy breaks his own subreddit's rules:

Rule 12: Self posts that lack context or content may be removed.

Lol it's all the context you need!

axolotl is one of the few mods who I have 100% confidence in. Recent comment history showed axolotl has received death threats and the Reddit admins have so far refused to act on it. That probably explains today’s post

gasp

shocking

We're in the same boat friend. Only mod I trust here.

“May” in this case is used to give mods the power to enforce, or not enforce, this rule at their discretion. Actually, a lot of rules are pretty much at mod discretion. There was a mod who once said that they will leave up rule breaking content if the discussion generated by it is actually worthwhile, which basically meant they’ll enforce the rules if and when they want.

Makes sense.

"may"

I'm sure he'll review his own post and arrive at a fair and balanced decision.

I'm sure he didn't ignore reports for this post either.

what you peasants need to learn is that just like there are rules for rich and poor in the world, there are rules for mods and eveyrone else.

-tptb

There are special rules for those who do anything they can to help Trump

May be, not necessarily are

He’s the last good mod dude he can say what he wants

Yea, he should have complete infallibility. Got a PM off a banned user a few mins after I posted the above comment:

Careful, this same mod gave me a permanent ban yesterday for a very similar comment on another one of his posts. I tried to appeal it and he muted me from the modmail. A couple other mods stepped in and said they would sort it out "in a few days", but made it sound like axotyl was going through a rough time and that somehow excused it. I'm predicting some more mod upheaval drama in the near future.

Hey so how is the witch hunt going? Find any good ones?

"Do as I say, not as I do."

Salt is real

You better remove your post for lacking context. Then permaban

It's the most noble thing to do (?)

What? Where is the mod list link that was in the sidebar? You were like my favorite mod with the best/frequent posts. Whatever is going on know that you were/are appreciated. We need a new platform badly.

Have to have principles after/before all.

r/TheOpenSingularity/comments/6eirtb/rwikileaks_and_rconspiracy_have_both_fallen_to/

I understand your post after looking at recent comments, but don't you think this is a terrible post to make to conspiracy? Especially without context for the users. Some will look deeper but most will just see this as a mod ignoring the rules of this sub.

I'm not trying to take away from what has been happening, I just think this is a poor response.

Let me know if the users of this sub can do anything to assist, including sending more admin messages on your behalf.

Can you help those of us who don't know the context and point us in the direction of where we can find it?

I looked at axol's recent comment history and it looks like TMOR continues to harass and the admins continue to do nothing. Outside of those comments only OP can provide full context on this thread.

Oh god I should have guessed TMOR and the endless drama.

Reported. Rules 11, 12, 13.

Whiner.

Reported. Rules 4, 10, possibly 5.

I think you may be forgetting a certain rule that pertains to your two comments, if we're going to be this persnickety

Reported. Rule 2.

Why did you report me?

Being a whiner.

I wasn't whining so much as offering some advice after noticing a bit of hypocrisy that could get you in trouble, nor did I violate rule two because I made no accusation, but thank you for your concern.

Your perception of the situation is unrealistic and potentially also impractical. Is there a word for that?

I believe you are mistaking my position with your own. Regardless, I've said my piece. Have a wonderful day and an even better weekend.

Hahahaha this was fun. You'll figure it out later I hope.

Unless you're joking, in which case, yes this has been pretty funny

Hah!

You're alright man!

Yeah it's called being a u/GetHisWallet.

That one was pretty funny

You gonna report him for being a stinker too old man?

Removed. Rule 10

Removed. Rule 2

Now can you remove this worthless post? Lol

Rule 2.

Not reported, because I'm not a whiner.

Reported. Rule 2.

Also, 4 and 10 again.

Hahahaha.

It's a rule-ception.

I think the other guy still thinks I'm actually reporting people

I did at first lmfao this is great

Removed. Rule 2

Removed. Rule 2

Removed. Rule 10

Removed. Rule 2

You're embarrassing yourself.

Ironically, your comments break the same rule.

So why you still here?

Lack of options that aren’t just Reddit clones or subject to the same kind of manipulation that Reddit was when it reaches a certain size.

Yeah, it amounts to a need to change platforms periodically I think. The companies always get drunk with money and power. I've been here over 9 years and it's fallen far.

Cause voat adoption never took off :'(

I think voat was screwed as soon as it became the place to go when your subreddit gets banned. Even most people who genuinely care about censorship won't want to follow the refugees from subs like fatpeoplehate or jailbait. "Reddit, but more bigoted" isn't what many people are looking for.

not many people, but id like if a bunch of hateful teenagers (and sad adults) all self segregated into a dark corner that reeks of stale pizza

v/pizzagate

Found the Sharia Blue employee.

(actually it's because those dumb clods still can't handle the load)

Voat all day. I come here to spread voat info and to get banned. That is all.

SS: for u/axolotl_peyotl

Fuck Reddit.

You don't need an ss for a self post.

Edit: but also lol

Confused.

Yes.

yes clearly his most glaring error was stopping with reddit as it clearly is only one of many things that deserve a good fucking.

It is a really good start though!

Catchy indeed!

Submission statement?

That isn't required for self posts.

Sick conspiracy.

So, even the bot /submits have had enough!

says the mod posting on Reddit moderating a subreddit on Reddit. Oh the irony. Be the change you want to see!

Best post on reddit in 2 years. Amen.

This place is the new r/politics shithole.

i think to fix it we should remove submission statement requirements and ban any one leftwing

define left please

well, since it is our Holy Mods making these decisions, anyone left of them

It could not be more obvious. The transformation is complete. It wasn't even that hard for them; all they had to do was call anyone who pointed it out a T_D shill. And of course the brigading.

fight the power! be sure to go into every thread and say something along the lines of "man, the shills are out today!"

its really helpful

And they are now protected by the mods. https://i.imgur.com/lRwGvnf.png

Yuuup.

Well yeah, you broke the rules.

What was abusive or threatening about what I said?

Libtard is insulting and certainly could be seen as abusive.

Don't break the rules and you won't get warned.

So it is against the rules for me to call someone named SJWpussyLibtard the word Libtard? Then what shall I call him?

Then appeal it with that reasoning.

Don't moan and whine about it for attention here.

This has been my community for 5+ years. You haven't even learned to walk yet. I know way more about what has been going on in this sub than you. This sub was taken over by paid and un-paid anti-Trump propagandist. All most all the original community member have been ran away. I'm one of the last OGs standing to fight. And I will not give up.

OK well while you're not giving up, standing and fighting, making brave posts about how much more you know than other people, how original you are, and all that other totally normal and not embarrassing stuff - please keep within the rules because it would be a shame to lose you.

how original you are, and all that other totally normal and not embarrassing stuff

Are you driven by what others will think of you? Are you a bandwagoner?

Certainly not on Reddit

I didn’t notice the username. But I have reported it as a rule 10.

What’s the age of that account you replied to?

1 month

Do you think it’s possible it’s just a new account that’s trolling?

They are propaganda teams. You don't get 200+ votes organically by making an anti-Trump comment on a post that isn't even talking about Trump or partisan BS.

Could be. Have you thought maybe it could be someone who’s a conservative propagandist who’s purposely pretending to be an extreme of the other side?

This sub is overran by < 3 month old accounts trying their hardest to turn this into just another anti-Trump sub. I was actually the one who brought to light the one guy claiming to pretend to be liberal. https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/6ni7b8/be_weary_of_anyone_that_is_super_anttrump_it_is/

And what’s wrong if it is another anti-trump sub?

The sub is about exposing the truth not about partisan propaganda. We have known the real conspiracy for almost a hundred years. They openly talk about it. The goal is to create a one world government ruled by the oligarchs and international bankers. That is the main conspiracy every conspiracy theorists has been fighting for decades. And now we get a president that starts to dismantle the infrastructure of the agenda we have been fighting for years, and of course their are millions of dollars being spent to pay propagandists to turn us against that very person.

“If you're not careful, the newspapers will have you hating the people who are being oppressed, and loving the people who are doing the oppressing.” ― Malcolm X

If you are interested in the one conspiracy that all conspiracies lead to then this is an introduction. https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7ph5r3/never_forget_the_real_conspiracy_that_all_the/

Except not everyone believes in the same conspiracies. I don’t believe in the “one world government” conspiracy and I don’t believe that Jewish people are trying to secretly rule the world. I also don’t believe in the “globalist” conspiracy and among a few other conspiracies. Doesn’t mean I don’t believe in all conspiracies, especially most of them in the confirmed conspiracy list.

And you say you want the truth, but the fact is that sometimes the truth is anti-Trump in nature of what the conspiracy is.

You don’t have to believe in the conspiracies about Trump, but you should at least have no problem with them discussing if they want to.

They can literally tell you they are going to take over the world and you just can't believe it. You can see with your own eyes the moves they are making towards that goal, but you just can not believe it. It's a sad day for the human population.

Yeah. Now you understand how people feel about people who still follow or believe in Trump.

Let people believe or follow whatever conspiracy they want.

Spamming unsourced accusations and freaking out over silly shit like the size of the man's hands is not productive. Calling a place a shithole is not the same as calling a person a shithole...Parroting the main stream news is the very opposite of what conspiracy stands for because we have proven over and over again that they are just propaganda serving the one world government agenda.

I will not submit to paid propaganda pushers taking over my 5+ year hangout.

And what about the people who want to talk about conspiracies about Trump that paint him in a bad light?

Are they not allowed here just because there are other subs that already talk about him in a bad light?

Hijacking non partisan posts to try and create an anti-Trump circle jerk is not the same as discussing conspiracies about Trump.

Posting every corporate news article that uses un-named sources to attack Trump is not discussing conspiracies about Trump.

Purposely taking words out of context and repeating the lie is not discussing conspiracies about Trump.

Vote brigading every post is not discussing conspiracies about Trump.

It is a fact that millions of dollars have been spent on anti Trump propaganda teams and we see that every work day on this sub.

Hijacking non partisan posts to try and create an anti-Trump circle jerk is not the same as discussing conspiracies about Trump.

Agreed.

Posting every corporate news article that uses un-named sources to attack Trump is not discussing conspiracies about Trump

You don't have a problem with unnamed sources. You have a problem with unnamed sources when it attacks Trump or a republican. Otherwise you would be against all of these 4chan anon posts.

Purposely taking words out of context and repeating the lie is not discussing conspiracies about Trump.

What are you talking about?

Vote brigading every post is not discussing conspiracies about Trump.

Agreed.

It is a fact that millions of dollars have been spent on anti Trump propaganda teams and we see that every work day on this sub.

And again, this just comes off as you wanting to censor people who want to discuss conspiracies that paint Trump in a bad light.

Are they not allowed here just because there are other subs that already talk about him in a bad light?

Answer the question.

You don't even know what started this line of back and forth comments. https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7px25l/fuck_reddit/dskyzzx/

FYI Hijacking a non partisan posts to try and create an anti-Trump circle jerk. and the mods that protected him

How do I not know? Don't change the subject now. I already agreed that hijacking and randomly attacking Trump is not credible discussion.

Stop dodging.

Are they not allowed here just because there are other subs that already talk about him in a bad light?

Answer the question.

Heavy comment moderation is a sure sign of shittery in any online forum. The modding is selective too. I report comments all the time that are ad-hom insults and nothing gets done about it. But call out someone who is beyond obviously just a partisan hack and you get your shit pushed in. Thanks for doing such a great job mods.

If it was actually a tool that could fight TPTB, it wouldn't be the seventh most popular web site in the world.

Exactly. The main value of reddit is as a tool for us to gauge manipulation.

It ain't what it used to be that's for sure.

No,no,no... not me. ....besides I have the tiniest penis for such a cavernous (w)hole.

Also fuck Cuckolding

Life is not meant to live easy. We must endure the hardships to understand ourselves. Keep swimming. But also take a break from Reddit for a while, for your own sanity.

Bye

OP we need a scathing tell-all so that some of these problems can be avoided in the future on other platforms.

Everyone that has been here lately can see the problem.

We can see the problems users create, but I wish I knew more about the admin and moderator side of things (which maybe applies moreso to other subs)

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That's highly unlikely.

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mfw

Nice post mate, yeah would agree lol.

I'll upvote that.

Can we please people the voat.co/v/conspiracy?

fuck 99% of the internet!!!

Internet. Serious business.

Now THAT'S a Submission Statement.

Profound. Have an upvote.

Wow I thought this guy was a paid mod. Obviously not ;D

edgy

Aye

Fuck <blank>, the rallying cry of the angry powerless.

and yet another mod falls....

Reddit was so much fun back in the day. I truly miss the good old times. I can still feel my old accounts, the subreddits I lost... you feel it too

What happened?

PotD for me. Only one so far that made me laugh. Thanks boss, keep up the good work.

Yeah! Fuck credit!

Reddit is a shithole

Then why are you not only still here but a mod?

Xpost from r/theydidthefuckyou?

This thread's comments are a good satirical representation of how you should never go full Top Mind, not even once hah

I agree. It's almost used-up.

I think steemit is the future. I'm over there @turboearth

I agree. It's almost used-up.

I think steemit is the future. I'm over there @turboearth

Also thanks for everything you've done here over the years. It was good while it lasted.

Gloves up, chin down /u/axolotl_peyotl

if you go right into the psyop... lol

Even in a simple post about reddit which obviously fucking sucks you get trolls. I’m sorry man thanks for being the last good mod on here.

I saw this in new this morning and let it slide because it's u/axolotl_peyol. I figured it was just a tantrum and would get downvoted into the dumpster.. But now it's here on our front page, so yeah. Fuck Reddit, I guess.

AP, please, don't go. Your content, your comments, your maturity in conflict are all extremely important and appreciated.

I know I can't tell you to ignore harassment and threats, because it's not humanly possible to be fed shit and NOT get sick. But I'd ask you to take a break, and consider how you could continue to contribute here, (if that's through sheer grit, an alt, or a petition campaign from us to admins about the issues you stated). It's your decision, but I am among the many who would be sad to see you get chased offline, by sadists.

You've educated me through the years in ways that changed my life, both spiritually and socially. Curtsy

Thank you. This means more to mean than you might think.

I meant every word.

Anytime I see your username I smile FWIW.

Having been frequenting this sub for over 5 years, there is no one I respect more than you u/axolotl_peyotl. Unfortunately, it seems the site is at a point of no return.

https://np.reddit.com/r/undelete/comments/36l830/saying_goodbye_to_an_old_friend/

Hopefully there is a new place for us soon.

https://np.reddit.com/r/magnora7/comments/7p386v/magnora7_and_d3rr_have_completed_the_alpha/

there is no one I respect more

Really? There's no one you respect more than some mod on Reddit? That's... kinda sad.

On this sub.

OG respect.

Not sure if my comment wasn't clear or this user is a TMOR troll. Oh well.

Thanks for the info and mention of our project.

Reddit shilled out well over 6 years ago. You missed the golden era unfortunately.

Bummer

Fuck the admins that destroyed the old reddit way of life, fuck the mods and users who contribute to making this site a cancerous echo-chamber and a warzone.

This site could of been something really special, and it was early on, but too many people saw it's influence and came to ruin it.

Edit: The butthurt is real.

I did at first lmfao this is great

This is now officially a full fledged triggered party.

I'm sure he'll review his own post and arrive at a fair and balanced decision.

Hey so how is the witch hunt going? Find any good ones?

You triggered over my name brah? Sad!

This certainly wasn’t the average post on this sub. No one takes this sub seriously (anymore) because it has turned into another echo chamber of reposted political hit pieces.

Removed. Rule 10

What was abusive or threatening about what I said?

Hijacking non partisan posts to try and create an anti-Trump circle jerk is not the same as discussing conspiracies about Trump.

Posting every corporate news article that uses un-named sources to attack Trump is not discussing conspiracies about Trump.

Purposely taking words out of context and repeating the lie is not discussing conspiracies about Trump.

Vote brigading every post is not discussing conspiracies about Trump.

It is a fact that millions of dollars have been spent on anti Trump propaganda teams and we see that every work day on this sub.