If your mom is reptilian, you're reptilian too. Go turn yourself in to the the authorities, and get your free welcome bag. You need to demand it though and throw a fit if they say no so they know you're serious. If you don't they'll think you're faking.
26 comments
5 delongeisafraud 2018-01-12
pics?
2 f_k_a_g_n 2018-01-12
Why do you keep making these accounts and these threads?
4 RedPillFiend 2018-01-12
Why are you taking showers with your mom?
5 ogrelin 2018-01-12
Why you gotta ask the weird questions?
/s
5 RedPillFiend 2018-01-12
I was going to ask what "ling time" was, but I figured I really didn't want to know. Ha.
5 ogrelin 2018-01-12
Now I really wanna know about Ling Time!!!
1 Detroidishuntet 2018-01-12
We did sport together.
3 RedPillFiend 2018-01-12
What the hell does that mean?
Fuck, I had to ask.
0 Detroidishuntet 2018-01-12
Real sport in a gym.
3 Imnotyourbuddytool 2018-01-12
Put some vinegar in her water. If she doesn't like it, she's a reptilian. They hate vinegar.
0 Detroidishuntet 2018-01-12
I will try.
3 Savagina 2018-01-12
what in the actual what is this.. AI?!!
2 mr3ric 2018-01-12
I don't know, you might have gotten her pregnant.
0 Detroidishuntet 2018-01-12
Can a 43 years old woman get pregnant?
3 cali-cubano1904 2018-01-12
Dude don't fuck your mom!
0 Detroidishuntet 2018-01-12
I didn 't fuck her.
2 accountingisboring 2018-01-12
Yes
2 Detroidishuntet 2018-01-12
Oh my god.
1 accountingisboring 2018-01-12
:-)
2 colorcoma 2018-01-12
Sure
2 tortillastomper 2018-01-12
If your mom is reptilian, you're reptilian too. Go turn yourself in to the the authorities, and get your free welcome bag. You need to demand it though and throw a fit if they say no so they know you're serious. If you don't they'll think you're faking.
1 accountingisboring 2018-01-12
Solid advice right here.
Show em that you mean it!
1 AreEternal 2018-01-12
Ask her to say "kinninigan". If she can't, she's reptilian.
0 Detroidishuntet 2018-01-12
Do you people not shower with your mom?
1 RedPillFiend 2018-01-12
No, man. No.
2 accountingisboring 2018-01-12
Not even after sporting? Don’t be such a prude. Geez