Got a couple a’ questions fer ya’

0  2018-01-19 by Quetzalcoatlwasright

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42 comments

It is not the end of the world. Stop worrying.

I reckon you ‘idnt get the joke

Maybe I would have if you typed it in English.

He typed it in english characters...

All I could get from it was something about dicks and no dicks. LOL!

The infinite monkey theorem.

Never heard of that.

Do’nt you’ere damn try’na tell me we comin’ from monkees you godaam scinwteest!

I’ll’a be monkees uncle!

Lol it was a joke.. while at the same time ax’in questions..

No worry o’er yonder

All I could get from it was "dicks" and "no dicks". LOL!

I reckon you ‘outta read it just one mor’ time l’ttle lad’ee

LOL! Okay.

Bless your’eart :)

I'm from the South. Bless Your Heart means "Poor thing, she must be slow." LOL!

Okay, I re-read it. You think maybe the aliens (with no dicks) are the good guys. And you think they are sending something to hit the earth to destroy us. They do this every 13,000 years.

Is that about right?

‘Dem godaam alien basterd’s done got som’a kind of holograms ov’r the moon, ya see?

I’aint a godaam scienteest, so no I’m not goin’a’round spekulatin’ But, who’a knows? Maybe.

What i’sa sayin ees these godaam no dicks might be keepin us’a locked in som’a kind’a cycle.

Far be’it from me to spekulate on what ‘ere motivashons be.

Oh, yes. I think we are trapped here and in a cycle. Called re-incarnation.

Yea... and it’aint that simple hunny

So you think something is hiding the moon from us, preventing us from seeing something? Something coming toward us?

Possibly.

Not necessary something bad.

Oh, okay.

Well, who knows!?

The lord Jees’us’acriste

No. I don't think that is it. I know a lot of people think he is coming back, but I'm not one of them.

I just think we are moving into the Age of Aquarius, which is still a good thing!

Lol I was kidding.

You’re so gullible lol!!!

Oh, okay. 🙂

Lol you’re so good hearted you will take even the most idiotic thing someone says to heart.

We need more of you!

I really was just trying I have some fun with this post lol

Yes, I am a kind person with a good heart. Even if someone says something far-fetched in comments, I try to be nice. I would never hurt anyone's feelings intentionally on here.

Maybe on April 1st, I will do the opposite. LOL!

What?

What’in tarnation?

What is that cajon?

No’you rascal flat, it’sa Tecksen!

Oh my. Being a GA peach myself I get confused with all these foreign accents spoken in my best southern drawl

I’m teexas we reely like’ar E’s. I meee’n I replase the ‘ol Eeglesh dia’lekt with’a E sound matt’r’a’fact.

My stars, you have out done yourself tonight.

hmm.. ya reckon?

dems sum good in depth thinkuns there hoss. When one steps back yonder a bit and take a good lookin at ere angle.. seems we may be caught in some type of loop for the harvesting of our precious soul/energy.

Instead of going into the light as everyone tells you.. we may just want to mosey on past that them there light and move on to a different dimension.

Well iy’al be damn’ded, som’a y’all understand me, ‘ere I was think’n it was just’a me and the no dicks who were in’tha’know

A plus

Why thank’yew

If these aliens don't have dicks, colour me uninterested!

I enjoy patois.

What the hell is this? Rule 12, removed. Please stop trolling or you'll be banned.

But I’m not trolling, I was just making a point but in like a funny way.. lesson learned.

What’in tarnation?

Maybe I would have if you typed it in English.

All I could get from it was "dicks" and "no dicks". LOL!

LOL! Okay.

Okay, I re-read it. You think maybe the aliens (with no dicks) are the good guys. And you think they are sending something to hit the earth to destroy us. They do this every 13,000 years.

Is that about right?