Time to apologize...
0 2018-02-14 by two_comedians
To the mainstream media, to Hillary Clinton, to George Soros, to the CIA, to the rest of the elite establishment. We were wrong. Wikileaks and Russia are the true #1 enemies of America and the world. Wikileaks has been exposed as a puppet of Putin. A puppet of communist agenda. WIkileaks is the greatest tool of propaganda in our lifetime. So it's time to apologize. The only correct and factual conspiracy is Russia's meddling in America's affairs. Assange has been exposed as a Russia puppet. Donald Trump is a Russia puppet. It's time we faced the music. It's time we stopped kidding ourselves. The real fight is against the spread of communist Russia influence.
39 comments
1 MrGreenHatter 2018-02-14
...what is this?
1 two_comedians 2018-02-14
An apology. We were all terribly wrong.
1 RocketSurgeon22 2018-02-14
Seth Rich was murdered in a botched robbery. FBI and DOJ career employees were only looking out for our best interest by spying on a former FBI employee and helping Fusion GPS. Thank you for debunking all of the nonsense. Oh and special shout out to Snopes. You change minds one click at a time.
1 two_comedians 2018-02-14
Wikileaks has really brainwashed a lot of people. Don't fall for the communist propaganda agenda. The Putin threat is real. As of right now the only truth is with the MSM. I'm going to start watching CNN again. I suggest you all do the same. Time to get back to normalcy.
1 RocketSurgeon22 2018-02-14
Could agree more. CNN is the only unbiased investigative news source.
1 RecoveringGrace 2018-02-14
What should we do? Are you thinking we should send cards? Flowers? I mean, I'm really feeling bad now.
1 RocketSurgeon22 2018-02-14
1st we should all apologize to our grandma's for all the jokes we made about them for believing the National Enquirer.
2nd we should tell every liberal they are right. Then buy them vagina hats as a gift but still supporting the cause.
I absolutely believe we should open our homes to refugees and illegals at no charge.
Finally we should donate 50% of every dollar we make to the Treasury or Pentagon.
1 RecoveringGrace 2018-02-14
I'm thinking about reassigning my children's genders as a tribute.
1 RedPillFiend 2018-02-14
I'm thinking of having a Spirit cooking dinner and inviting Podesta.
1 RocketSurgeon22 2018-02-14
We should let Podesta babysit our kids while we do the spirit cooking
1 RocketSurgeon22 2018-02-14
You should have them draw their gender out of a hat.
1 crabsneverdie 2018-02-14
What do you know that I don't
1 RedPillFiend 2018-02-14
That's what you get for not asking CNN if it was ok to even read wikileaks first. I hope you've learned your lesson.
1 Apersonofinterest666 2018-02-14
Okay. So this is a troll post. Got it. Very funny guy!!
1 RocketSurgeon22 2018-02-14
Troll post?
1 RocketSurgeon22 2018-02-14
Why are your comments being downvoted and not mine
1 morvis 2018-02-14
Might want to look up what the word brainwashing means. I'm not sure it means what you think it means.
1 beaver_shots 2018-02-14
lol
1 GranimalSnake 2018-02-14
Guy's so funny, it's like two comedians rolled into one.
1 freesp33chisstilldea 2018-02-14
It's like a bad Netflix comedy special.
1 ignoremsmedia 2018-02-14
I am triggered!
1 talixansoldier 2018-02-14
ABSOLUTELY NO /S
1 RedPillFiend 2018-02-14
Communist agendas are a bad thing now?
1 garyp714 2018-02-14
Plus I hardly think Russia is anywhere near communism at this point.
1 RedPillFiend 2018-02-14
Yeah. I'm sure spreading communism would make them a lot more popular amongst a certain subset of the population.
Would it be ok if Russia hacked our democracy to spread communism?
We need that meme with the guy with the two buttons.
1 MJshoe 2018-02-14
I prefer my reality TV pussy grabbing porn star paying off family values president thank you very much. RIP Benjamin Gazi.
1 RocketSurgeon22 2018-02-14
It is hard to believe a woman with political expertise, $2 billion dollars in campaign funds with full MSM support lost to an orange face bankrupt pussy grabbing Russia backed reality tv star.
1 ellelitellelit 2018-02-14
Ya ok.
1 Dapperdan814 2018-02-14
Wikileaks is backed by the Freedom of the Press foundations which in turn is backed by the Foundation for National Progress which in turn is heavily backed by Rockefeller, Carnegie, Soros and Ford foundations.
Jacob Appelbaum has a background from the Freedom of the Press Foundation. Sarah Harrison another key employee has a background at the Center for Investigative Journalism which has received funding from Soros and Rockefeller foundations.
You want us to apologize to the very people funding controlled opposition to their stances?
1 two_comedians 2018-02-14
I want us to apologize to the very people that Wikileaks has wrongly smeared and hurt. I don't believe for a second that Soros controls Wikileaks. It's controlled by Russia.
1 Dapperdan814 2018-02-14
What you "believe" is irrelevant
1 II---II_II---II 2018-02-14
Even if that was the case, should the CIA then not apologize to all the governments, elections and politicians it has involved itself with?
Should we not firstly apologize to the people in all the countries that have been bombed into last century?
Pot/Kettle/Black, and that's based on a very wild assumption that you are correct.
1 RocketSurgeon22 2018-02-14
Holy fuck! Really?
1 sigurross 2018-02-14
I think op is being satirical. That or, it was a poor attempt by one of the many assholes astroturfing this sub.
1 Squirrelboy85 2018-02-14
It's crazy people keep misspelling CIA and China and instead keep on spelling Russia
1 RecoveringGrace 2018-02-14
10/10 the most annoying spelling error.
1 TheDaisyCutter 2018-02-14
At this point, it's like racism in a way ... for some it's just a passed on view, and not really sure why they share it ... but they know a particular group will accept it and they will have someone to interact with.
Still waiting on all this Russia HARD EVIDENCE. Not proof, real HARD EVIDENCE. Which would essentially be Putin himself saying it, as you can't believe the Western world anymore than some of these losers believe the Russia Narrative.
Apologize to r/conspiracy, more like it .
1 StrangeClownRabbit 2018-02-14
Swoosh
1 happycamperval 2018-02-14
You forgot the /s
1 Otto-von-Bolschitt 2018-02-14
pretty good satire (i-it is satire right?)
1 babaroga73 2018-02-14
Yeah, nukem!