Beast from the East?
7 2018-03-17 by olund94
In the UK we have been experiencing what the MMS is calling the Beast from the East which is a snow storm that has been popping up over the past month. Now here in the UK we do not handle bad weather well. 5cm of snow and it is fucking anarchy. Schools close, airports halt flights, high street retail becomes non existent. It sends us into meltdown basically.
I am sure you are aware of our current dealings with Russia and their nerve agent, we’ll in between all this chaos a thought occurred to me. As a user on here I am sure you are aware of weaponised weather, HARP and Geo-engineering etc and I’d hope you were also aware of the remnants of the Cold War and WW2 that still wage war against each other unbeknownst of the general public and media. Potentiality this snow could be sent from Russia to fuck with our everyday operations?
Hit me with some ideas regarding this issue....
30 comments
12 zipperlt 2018-03-17
Has nobody here heard of a grand solar minimum? Winters are going to intensify till about 2025 when at it's peak it is going to be survival of the fittest.
2 LEGALinSCCCA 2018-03-17
Unfortunately you're right. Grand solar minimum will become everyday news soon. I can see the changes already. Rain in CA after saying it's not going to rain and it's usually during or after a CME.
2 JakeElwoodDim5th 2018-03-17
How dare you imply the sun-cycle has anything to do with climate?! Heretic!
2 el_beso_negro 2018-03-17
Sun cycles? Burn him at the stake.
I believe in a gaseocentric model of climate.
7 mindboglin 2018-03-17
The transport system is fucking shit as it is. Doesn't need Russian meddling to disrupt it.
3 Tinfoilxeno 2018-03-17
It'd be alright if they gritted the roads in time, it's not like we didn't have any warning that it was coming!
Don't forget to stock up on bread and milk before Tesco sells out again! :)
1 whatswestofwesteros 2018-03-17
I wish we even had gritters bother with us, we get left to fend for ourselves in the village. Anarchy will develop if the milk runs out, the elderly will revolt
1 olund94 2018-03-17
This thread is about to get very British I feel, buses are the worst offender. They think they own the fucking road.
6 DiamondAquilla 2018-03-17
"Now here in the UK we do not handle bad weather well" you obviously live in the south then, the north just get on with it!
5 olund94 2018-03-17
I live in Leicester and work in a Garden Center and it’s causing fucking uproar with the over 40’s haha I am half Danish and they deal with it like Canadians over there, you just gotta get on with it. You seen the movie that move Recess: School’s Out? ‘
4 DiamondAquilla 2018-03-17
Yeah! it's true though alot of people just crumble with the slightest bit of snow, the further south you get the more whining.
1 Tinfoilxeno 2018-03-17
Sadly can confirm this!
1 Alrightyupokay 2018-03-17
“Like Canadian over there” hahahaha Canadian here, currently excited for 4 degree weather.
3 Odor_punchout_16 2018-03-17
The night is dark and full of terror
2 Tinfoilxeno 2018-03-17
Londoner here. The majority of us down here just get on with it and make preparations for our journeys into/from work but major infrastructures crumble under the pressure. TFL especially are horrendous at preparing!
3 paulmr- 2018-03-17
My opinion here is that if they were going to send something to mess up the day to day running of the UK they would send something more significant and longer lasting.
That said disruption to the City of London - the banks, the exchanges for just a few hours does end up costing billions in lost trading.
1 Tinfoilxeno 2018-03-17
Yeah...the NHS hack/wannacry thing a couple of years ago (last year?) pretty much screwed things up for a good few weeks if I remember correctly!
1 sandybeachfeet 2018-03-17
They must have sent Brexit so. Maybe Boris is a Russian spy!
0 olund94 2018-03-17
Yeah I see it as a minor inconvenience, from Putins point of view it’d be halerious I'd imagine.
3 paulmr- 2018-03-17
Thing here is that if you go back to the 80s and 90s the IRA knew they could call up with a fake bomb scare in the City resulting in buildings being evacuated and loss of revenues. They could shut the City down with just one phone call. This money being lost resulted in pressure on the government to come up with a peace deal.
If you look at it that way you could be onto something.
3 p3u1 2018-03-17
I was watching the weather on BBC1 yesterday & yes the snow is coming in from Russia. I laughed & said oh Russia again. It’s just the wind patterns though.
2 nisaaru 2018-03-17
The earth is wobbling, the poles are heating up and the atmospheric jet streams are in flux. A pole shift is in the "air".
2 WereBothMadHere 2018-03-17
Russia is a fan of CERN
1 reallywidetree 2018-03-17
Beast clouds look like these?
1 zuukinifresh 2018-03-17
Lenticular?
1 Tinfoilxeno 2018-03-17
It's an interesting theory. It's not unusual to see this type of weather at this time of year but it is unusual to see two similar weather systems this close together. The snow was crazy a fortnight ago but doesn't seem too bad today. So far, anyway.
It's certainly possible that it's manufactured weather from Russia. I'm sure people would argue that if it is engineered snow that it would be a LOT worse than the current few wet flakes, but the entire country grinds to a halt under the first CM of snow so it wouldn't take a lot of it for people to start panic buying milk and flailing their arms around, especially in London. One thing I did notice this morning when it was snowing, that it wasn't cold. Not like it was 2 weeks ago. It was relatively warm in comparison. That's generally not a good sign if it's warm and snowing!
I'm not looking forward to my journey into work tomorrow, the District line is awful even when it's sunny!
1 sandybeachfeet 2018-03-17
Erh no. The whole of Europe was affected not just the UK. Its called global warming.
1 01314150 2018-03-17
You mean 'it could be global warming'.
Let's actually listen to OP... HAARP/geo-engineering... have you looked into those subjects? If yes, what would prevent a major power from using that tech against the entirety of Europe?
1 01314150 2018-03-17
'Beast from the East' is a biblical reference too... I'm not sure who coined it for the storm... but it's a bizarre way to describe bad weather (sure the storm could be called 'beast' no problem... but the combo with east is a direct biblical reference).
1 jonnyredshorts 2018-03-17
Back in the late 90’s one of my buddies wondered if it was possible to create a conspiracy theory, so we all tried. I came up with “The Russian Weather Machine”. Which was a failed nuclear submarine that created insane heat. The Russians figured out that towing this thing to spots around the worlds oceans and turning out on, could alter ocean currents and temperatures, changing weather in certain areas of the world. I guess I was partially correct. Good on me.