The 1968 movie "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" has a villian called "The Child Catcher" who kidnaps children for the King and Queen of a fictional Bavarian Country
215 2018-03-18 by CivilianConsumer
This is one of the only movies I've seen that blatantly shows elites desire to kidnap children. Was the movie trying to tell us something? Movie reviews of the period were not that positive. Interesting the fictional country was Bavarian, is there any local legends of an evil ruling class kidnapping kids?
77 comments
1 FR3DF3NST3R 2018-03-18
It was written by the guy that wrote james bond so maybe his spy friends told him a few stories.
1 EpicLevelWizard 2018-03-18
The child catcher wasn't in the book, he was added for the film. So Fleming had nothing to do with it.
1 John_Nada 2018-03-18
Why was Dahl allowed to do that?
1 EpicLevelWizard 2018-03-18
Because it's a movie. You can put fucked up stuff in books/movies. You just can't be explicit with it. Snozzberries for example was a dick joke, but it was obscure British slang used by gay men so not a lot of people got it until years later.
1 mrsnakers 2018-03-18
After reading his autobiography it seems he was victim of abuse, implied sexually, at boarding schools in England and that he really prized the innocence of childhood and disdained the corrupt abusive systems / people who rose to power.
I think he's trying his best to get a warning out to children about how monsters are real.
1 John_Nada 2018-03-18
But then he became a British spy which seems like a contradiction of that experience. Maybe his books are instructional.
1 mrsnakers 2018-03-18
Wasn't that during WWII? Not sure anyone was aware that they could be doing wrong by that back then. Especially after having endured massive bombings of their cities.
1 John_Nada 2018-03-18
Dahl wasn't spying against the Germany, If I remember correctly he was part of the British MI6 effort based in Canada that infiltrated news corporations in NYC and lobbied US politicians. His job was to propagandize Americans to support a war against Germany. Some of my family are Germans, why the hell should they fight Germany?
1 mrsnakers 2018-03-18
I highly doubt that he was aware of any of these conspiracies that are still mostly conjecture. Large industries funded both sides of the war. Steel, petrol, and bankers. That doesn't mean Britain created the Nazis.
1 Test_user21 2018-03-18
wait, what??
1 mrsnakers 2018-03-18
I sincerely do not know what point you are trying to make.
1 Test_user21 2018-03-18
You claimed That doesn't mean Britain created the Nazis.
but reality is
Have a blessed day.
1 mrsnakers 2018-03-18
So an insider allowed Wallstreet to profit off of German companies up until 3 years before America joined the war so therefore Britain created the Nazis?
Am I missing something or are you retarded?
1 Test_user21 2018-03-18
You are really dense. I hope you and your boyfriend can work through this, together.
1 mrsnakers 2018-03-18
Wow lol you called me gay. Nice.
You're brain is mush. Go back to watching TV as you believe everything you read that further justifies you're ill conceived world view.
1 Test_user21 2018-03-18
When did I call you gay?
It's only gay if you charge more than $5.
And nobody would pay you more than $2.
So, it's all good.
1 JDWired 2018-03-18
Ian Fleming was that guy. He was a spook himself.
1 hylozics 2018-03-18
Like the Bavarian illuminati? Started by Adam Weishaupt who was educated by the Jesuits... Years ago when i started to learn about the satanic elite, i remembered "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang" and the kids in cages. I didn't realize they were stealing them for a King in Bavaria!!!
http://www.bavarianilluminati.com/2011/
1 audionautix 2018-03-18
This isn't new. Ever heard of Hansel and Gretel?
1 EpicLevelWizard 2018-03-18
The fictional country was Vulgaria, for those who are interested.
1 take_the_cannolis 2018-03-18
So, yeah, u have any more of those Wonky references? That's some good shit.
1 EpicLevelWizard 2018-03-18
I mean read the book or watch the film, all the kids but Charlie die essentially, it's also sort of implied he adds them to the candy and eats them in the book. I could probably come up with some more though, haven't watched or read them in a while, the snozzberries always stuck with me though.
1 take_the_cannolis 2018-03-18
I also haven't seen the film in years, but have probably seen it 50 times at least. Btw, all the shitty kids die, and the bad parents are sent on their way in a flippant manner - which I love. Not sure if he adds the dead kids to the candy, but I supposed it could be implied in spots more if I watched it again.
The Slugworth angle is great too, vetting each ticket winner by tempting them to sell the everlasting gobstopper recipe, testing for loyalty, or are they a cheap sellout. All in all, a pretty wholesome message in the end, and a fierce one at that.
1 EpicLevelWizard 2018-03-18
Oh yeah, it's brilliantly written and a quality morality tale about manners & greed, doesn't mean Dahl wasn't a sick bastard.
1 stay_hungry_dr_ew 2018-03-18
I don’t think Dahl was a sick bastard. I think he was realist that grew up in sick bastard world.
1 gamefrk101 2018-03-18
The kids don't die. They do have weird deformities from there on our though.
Like the shrunk kid is stretched out in the taffy puller but is all arms and legs and skinny as a pencil. Etc.
1 MM_mm12 2018-03-18
are you getting this from the the book, first movie, or remake? From what I remember the book and first movie it was implied that wonka did put the kids in the the candy.
1 gamefrk101 2018-03-18
The book. You are remembering it too dark; not that it wasn't dark for a childs tale.
There is even a (black and white) picture in the book of the different kids. Veronica the Blueberry girl stays blue for example; they juice her but can't remove the color.
1 MM_mm12 2018-03-18
thanks for the correction!
1 Adeleanor13 2018-03-18
At the end of the book all the kids walk out with their parents. It may be implied during the story to scare the rest of the kids into behaving, but at the end they're fine.
1 succaneers 2018-03-18
Also.....the two movies and the book put together .....all three have some weird variations as to how they end. None of the three end exactly the same way.
I like the one i saw as a kid best with gene wilder. The johnny depp version was much darker and less fun. Cant remember the book as good but it was also dark.
1 zeskimo 2018-03-18
The weird satanic boat ride was pretty dark
1 MM_mm12 2018-03-18
I think that was the remake w/ john deep version, not the Gean wilder one.
1 Adeleanor13 2018-03-18
I was speaking of the book. I haven't seen the Johnny Depp version.
1 Xaviermgk 2018-03-18
Read The BFG...really good and short and has cannibalistic giants.
The main character is Sophia (wisdom).
1 joxL7Mulder 2018-03-18
http://julieanncook.com/2012/07/seven-deadly-sins-and-willy-wonka/ this is a theory I have heard.
1 russianbot01 2018-03-18
Veruca Salt turned into a lesbian band? (Not to bad one too)
1 mrsnakers 2018-03-18
I just got finished reading "Boy" his sorta autobiography to my kid.
He talks about being stuck in these boarding schools and how much the head masters LOVED to paddle their bare bottoms. Some of the scenes are described with blatant sexual imagery about filling his pipe over and over again as he paddled a boy until he bled. It's really kinda gruesome. Then towards the end he mentions that this real person who was obsessed with paddling young boys rose high in the Vatican and was close to the pope at some point and how he felt it was "very strange that someone like him could rise to such power" with such a nasty side to him and how hypocritical it is, and it even seems he implies that he knows something more about how the abuse might be why...
I can't find much of it online I'd have to find the chapters in the book itself.
1 beetard 2018-03-18
You read that to your kid? Damn dog
1 Not-Nosferatu 2018-03-18
Seriously, that means his kid is most likely too young to read it himself.
Questionable parenting techniques no doubt.
(lol @ both of us believing anyone on this sub has kids)
1 Iamamansass 2018-03-18
At least their child is aware of the dangers of strangers and not ignorant and blind. Go worry about your own children.
1 SugarsuiT 2018-03-18
A simple, "I don't know them" when they see a person they don't know will usually suffice to teach that lesson.
1 zeskimo 2018-03-18
I don’t him but that man reeeaaaally seems to need help finding his lost dog
1 SugarsuiT 2018-03-18
Seems like you might have some experience in this department.
1 Iamamansass 2018-03-18
What? How do you do that with a book someone else wrote?
1 mrsnakers 2018-03-18
It's pretty whimsical and the only dark parts are really to do with those few scenes where they get unnecessarily paddled. There's only one scene towards the end that's mentioned as a side note of something "he heard" that happened. It was a good read for a kid since it has a lot of incredible accounts of life in the early 1900s and how different things were and how highly motivated he and his family were for great things. Pretty inspiring.
1 SKINNERRRR 2018-03-18
......wow
1 psyderr 2018-03-18
Where’d you hear that?
1 Test_user21 2018-03-18
Although James and the Giant Peach is a great novel, you should go see who actually wrote the book Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
1 lost_inside_myself 2018-03-18
yah original book written by
if anyone would know about royal proclivities it's him...
1 Loose-ends 2018-03-18
Actually it was written by none other than Ian Fleming of James Bond fame but I can see how you might think it was Dahl given some of it's dark overtones.
1 mrpeabodyscoaltrain 2018-03-18
And the book was written by Ian Fleming, who wrote James Bond
1 wocalady1 2018-03-18
Roald Dahl was also in MI6 in his early years.
1 EpicLevelWizard 2018-03-18
As far as the Vulgarians/Bavarian choice I think that was due to English dislike of those countries oust world war 2 leading into the Cold War since the film was all English written and the timeline fits. They frequently depicted foreigners and monarchs especially as murderers and child predators during wartime propaganda and it's likely leftover from that.
1 perfect_pickles 2018-03-18
Countess Elizabeth Bathory
1 Micro-Naut 2018-03-18
Take a bloody bath!
1 John_Nada 2018-03-18
Initial reviews were bad? That's a surprise because it's pretty good.
1 MemeHippie 2018-03-18
Monsters Incorporated! My first thoughts
“I’ll kidnap a THOUSAND children before I let this company die”
1 Hu99 2018-03-18
The child catcher was played by none other than Benny Hill. Cue the music.....
1 magggalicious 2018-03-18
Benny Hill played the toy maker, not the child catcher.
1 Hu99 2018-03-18
You’re right. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen the movie and the memory plays tricks on you. My bad.
1 LurkPro3000 2018-03-18
Isn't there a popular children's book out now (decades old) callled "Chitty chity bang bang"?
1 CivilianConsumer 2018-03-18
Yes, and the child snatcher was only in the movie, not the book.
1 Jivicus 2018-03-18
For more information: Edgewalker
1 nuttmeg8 2018-03-18
Look up The Children’s Crusade
1 Landiesaw 2018-03-18
So, is every instance of something about children in fiction a secret message? Or like, is it just sometimes a fictional thing?
In the movie the child catcher puts the children away because the queen hates kids and doesn't want to see them.
1 CivilianConsumer 2018-03-18
No, but don't look at it literally, look at possible inside meaning, symbolism, hiding their evil in plain sight.
1 russianbot01 2018-03-18
The Believers with Martin Sheen has a political figure doing a child sacrifice ritual at the end.
1 jonnywut 2018-03-18
The Golden Compass book turned movie has elites kidnapping children in it.
1 NoBra2MatchMyPanties 2018-03-18
Fuck the Bavarian Illuminati
1 Test_user21 2018-03-18
Hmm, I've seen the Movie, but didn't recall that point.
That novel was written by Ian Flemming, yes that Ian Flemming, who used to be a high-level spy for British intelligence.
1 CivilianConsumer 2018-03-18
What's interesting is supposedly the child snatcher character wasn't in the book, but was added to the movie. Inside hollywood symbolism, adding the child catcher angle to their family movie?
1 stuwya 2018-03-18
For some reason I loved that movie as a kid but I always looked away during the child catcher scenes. Something about it is so fucked up. Made me so uncomfortable and even now as an adult just thinking about him is making me super uneasy. Probably gonna go watch that one scene on YouTube now though.
1 the-99th-monkey 2018-03-18
And City of the Lost Children.
1 TrigeredByEverything 2018-03-18
This scene scared the shit out of me as a kid
1 Neubeowulf 2018-03-18
I vant I vant I vant that automobile!!!
1 99monkees 2018-03-18
or another angle... it's like in the 30s, how spinning stories about "great train robberies", Dillinger, ma barker, etc effectively slides the focus off the real robbers of that era, aka bankers who fiance those kinds of silly bat-man capers. Maybe look into who's pushed stories about "lone" pedofile deviants, the Hannibal lector type fictions that appropriately slide the narrative in parallel angle.
1 wtfudgery 2018-03-18
This movie, because of him, still scares the shit out of me and I’m nearly 40. I still refuse to watch it!
1 Test_user21 2018-03-18
wait, what??