I'm totes jumping ship bro

0  2018-03-25 by follyboyz

Yo. For real.

This place is like...soooooo scary. Sooo different. Everyone is like mean and stuff.

And omg...you see how different the subreddit is? I'm going to voat. I'm totes going to voat. I don't know why, but everyone is taking your data. Everyone is about to come to your house and collect all your pr0n history and we're all going to be shipped into Walmart stores to work as slaves.

Jump ship yo! It ain't safe in his house anymore!

MILK CANNOT SAVE YOU.

Salt bae cannot save you.

You will be forever fucked if you decided to remain here.

Jump ship yo.

If you don't you'll immediately get Trump's spirit to come at you from the computer screen, take all your funions and bounce.

This is SPARTA!

25 comments

1  follyboyz 2018-03-25

omg there are 6969 users here now. That's the sign of the apocalypse. Everyone get some coffee and go to a bunker. It's the sign of the end yo!

1  RecoveringGrace 2018-03-25

I went full anarcho and smoked a cigarette in my house this morning.

1  follyboyz 2018-03-25

omg you're one of the Purple People Eaters. I knew it. Your zany antic have come totes too far! It's time to break out the Scrabble Board and END THIS.

1  RecoveringGrace 2018-03-25

My kids aren't home but I have this guilty feeling like I should call CPS, maybe the CDC and the EPA as well.

1  follyboyz 2018-03-25

Didn't you hear? The EPA is gone. So are Teletubbies. They died in the prehistoric fight for Geilnor. Time travel is a hellava drug.

1  DagothNereviar 2018-03-25

The FBI are already on their way.

1  ApocalypseFatigue 2018-03-25

Oh shit somebody tell 4chan Kek is here

1  follyboyz 2018-03-25

All hail KEK. ┬─┬ ︵ /(.□. \）

1  DonnaGail 2018-03-25

Soylent Green is People!

1  follyboyz 2018-03-25

Yup chopped up people blended into a totes delicioso smoothay.

1  DonnaGail 2018-03-25

I know! Yikes!

1  Kunasroommate 2018-03-25

Then ain't yo funions, themselves foxy's funions!

1  follyboyz 2018-03-25

(ノ ゜Д゜)ノ ︵ ┻━┻

1  landraid 2018-03-25

Look, you don't know what it's like.

I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order. The whole freaking system is out of order.

You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth!

Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!

Forget it, it's Chinatown.

1  follyboyz 2018-03-25

You don't deserve this award. Beyonce's album was the best one this year!

1  ShillyMadison 2018-03-25

I got the same vibe from the "jump ship" posts. Trying to fracture the community even more and drive the last of the organic users out perhaps?

1  follyboyz 2018-03-25

Bingo.

1  ShillyMadison 2018-03-25

The fact that I wake up and there's THREE of them on the page, LOL

1  MKULTRAserialkillers 2018-03-25

I’m staying, but it is shilled to death. Be the change you want to see I guess.

1  follyboyz 2018-03-25

Yeah, and fight fear with humor.

1  Honkadoo 2018-03-25

I'm going to voat! You can have (((reddit)))!

1  follyboyz 2018-03-25

Wahahahah plan ultron complete.

1  sons_of_many_bitches 2018-03-25

MILK LIED TO YOU

1  follyboyz 2018-03-25

You monster. NOOOOOOOOOO

1  RogueSolid 2018-03-25

Totes Malotes, dog!

I'm in your boat, too; I came here for my fix of toxicity.

Yesterday I spend my time scooping redpilled on Steemit, and you know what? I learned new stuff! On top of that, I fucking laughed my ass off. The content there is hella organic; cerebral; and flat out entertaining.

As I woke this morning and perused this sub, it came came like a metric fuckton of bricks just how toxic the site has become. I also realized that the fix I come here for is of the shock variety; it's a stark, dark rabbit hole of random direction with no out. It is also robbed of any resemblance of what used to be amusing.

Steemit rocked my world yesterday, and the only thing I could think about after each amazing post was how my brothers and sisters at r/conspiracy should know this and give it a whirl.

It is not presented in a neat list like Reddit, but think back to that first day in Reddit - remember how ugly and drab the interface seemed? It took some getting used to, especially in exile from the Digg crash and burn.

Steemit is just another interface, alien in its form, but a friend where no friend is anywhere to be found.

It takes weeks to finalize a Steemit account, as they are a blockchain curated platform, so if you think you might one day go there, then you should make your account now.

See you on Steemit.

1  follyboyz 2018-03-25

you so fuckin precious when you

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hit it from the back and drive you

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girl I lose myself up in those

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