I sold my soul. To what, I do not know.

0  2018-04-08 by CaucasianEagle

Seems to be a topic of conversation on here so I thought I would chime in and say it is definitely for real.

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Check your receipt.

Sooo....what did you get in return?

Hope it's neat.

I wanted certain physical stature which I was then given.

Ahhh...a giant penis.

Interested in your technique.

For scientific research.

It wasn’t that. I don’t wish to tell what exactly I was given.

Well now you lost my interest.

Micropenis confirmed

Seriously though. How'd you do it?

It was not for greater intelligence, so I see.

How long ago and how do you feel about your decision? Did you follow a method in your request? Did you have guidance?

This was almost 20 years ago. My feelings are a sense of entrapment to a cause I am fully commited to. It is compulsive. I feel mainly as an observer of life rather than a participant. There was no method, strictly an emotional plee. I have the ability to at times access the kundalini effect which I believe is necessary for communication. There was no guidance. Sincerity is what I believe gave me the power. I am entrapped however in my behavior due to the nature of the pact which I commited my life to.

it certainly wasn't in exchange for quality shitposting.

This is for real.

If you're serious you're doing a poor job of explaining it

What else is there to explain

This had been a waste of my time. Downvoted.

Describe the process, creature of the night? The How and the why?

Also what you got in exchage.

Explain how it went down at the cross roads!

The devil is not real, if you sold your "soul" then my name is mariah carey

People sell their soul to Hollywood all the time. Doesn't have to be the devil buying....

Is this some illuminati bullshit? What even is a soul? I feel like it only makes sense if you believe in religion

Call them what you want. You can simply call them 'leaders of the entertainment industry' if you want. It's the same fucking people no matter their label

Maybe in the metaphorical sense, ie selling out, i don't think there is anything supernatural about it like people try to make out

It's not about religion. It's about BLACKMAIL. They don't allow you to get famous without blood on your hands.

Who did susan boyle kill to get famous?

Her looks...?

Just because you know her name doesn't mean she's famous. There's a threshold you can't pass without blood.

Ok, lets see, one of if not the most famous women in the world right now is kim k, are you telling me she killed someone to get this famous? Because all it really took her was a sextape

Look what she did to Kanye. He spoke out against his handlers wishes and they handcuffed him to a fucking stretcher and looked him away in a mental hospital. Thanks to his LOVING WIFE

But she was hella famous way before that. And if that was true there is a big difference between that and actually having blood on her hands

She does what she's told. If not, see Kim k in Paris. Couple months after kanyes studio was broken into and his equipment stolen/robbed

I wish i could have what you are smoking Lmao i don't mean that disrespectfully

Well that's the truth. You can dismiss it if you want.... All I ask is that you start paying better attention. You will see it for yourself

Lol very naive

Maybe you don’ understand the world you live in.

Having a soul =/= religion

This was for real. Don’t know if it was the devil or Jesus, or something else.

Why didn't you video this transfer of your soul? Would have been quite remarkable

Ok, Mariah! Can you please stop your high key soprano shrieking, you're overdoing it!

Thanks in advance.

If you do li like this, please go back to the crossroads. Practice makes perfect.

I know more about it than you.

So spit it out.

See you at The Crossroads Crossroads Crossroads

I miss Uncle Charles ya'll

Downvote brigade is here.

You are getting downvotes for being vague as fuck. No details or anything.

no details, "i know the great truth, you are all worms" OP is here

You are getting downvoted bc you suck at this

so. apply the scientific method here. how? lets duplicate results.

Did you maybe mean to post this in r/nosleep

So, presumably, you are soulless now? How does it feel now, to be a soulless creature or mindless drone driven by others? How'd you make this post?

Business practices as such as these far precedes the Bible. It's nothing new. The level of ignorance and people forgetting, is.

congratulations, you did drugs.

Jesus Christ is the answer.

That sucks, pretty much means you were weak-minded in the first place.

It's pretty straightforward to make a satanic pact, grab a quill, dragonsblood, and parchment, write out exactly what you want, what you're willing to offer (i.e. your soul) and sign your name in your own blood, then burn it.

how much was/is your soul even worth?

legit question:

Well there are a lot of things to consider. Age, mileage, condition, etc.

Removed. Rule 12.

Wtf? What more context do you want?

Her looks...?

Just because you know her name doesn't mean she's famous. There's a threshold you can't pass without blood.