I Pledge Allegiance
7 2018-04-17 by Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw
to the Dollar of the United States of America.
And to the Corporations, for which it stands.
One nation.
Under the Fed.
Divisibility.
With imprisonment and slavery for all.
7 2018-04-17 by Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw
to the Dollar of the United States of America.
And to the Corporations, for which it stands.
One nation.
Under the Fed.
Divisibility.
With imprisonment and slavery for all.
27 comments
1 DontTreadOnMe16 2018-04-17
Bernanke be with you.
1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-04-17
and also with you.
1 LurkMcGurck 2018-04-17
Shitpost about something that should prolly be talked about tbh
1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-04-17
ouch. it wasn’t meant to be a shitpost.
1 zhanx 2018-04-17
its shit post till you get your SS on here.
1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-04-17
it’s a self post, so not required. but thanks for playin’
1 LurkMcGurck 2018-04-17
Nah man there just didn't seem to be much thought put into it.
1 zhanx 2018-04-17
Exactly this ^
1 LurkMcGurck 2018-04-17
I'm sorry if it wasn't your intention. Seems like it to me though. Although I understand everyone is in a different place.
You have to be able to form your own thoughts to no be an object.
1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-04-17
okay??? like, i don’t get why you’re insinuating i’m not forming my own thoughts? and if you “understand everyone is in a different place” why you feel the need to make a negative, apparently more useless statement than the original post, which does even LESS for discussion. it makes me vom in my own mouth when people pretend to be “dignified and understanding” to make it seem like their original comment wasnt rude as hell. if you’re so dignified and understanding, especially after a useless comment on a useless shitpost, take the moral high road and just move on.
just because you perceive it to be lower quality because it isn’t wall of sourceable text that i spent days on doesn’t mean that I just copied it from the internet.
it’s a play on indoctrinated brainwashing of nationalism but instead focuses on modern american consumerism.
1 LurkMcGurck 2018-04-17
Man I literally started off with " I'm sorry" but I'm not anymore.
1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-04-17
good because it didn’t mean anything anyways.
1 LurkMcGurck 2018-04-17
Then why fucking post it asshole. The literal definition of a shitpost you just admitted to asshole
1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-04-17
i meant your “sorry” didn’t mean anything.
“i’m sorry” you were confused and got lost.
and hey. stop fuckin’ swearin’
1 LurkMcGurck 2018-04-17
The fuck you mean?
1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-04-17
ya mothas onion.
1 LurkMcGurck 2018-04-17
What a fucking visionary poet you are, shitheel.
1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-04-17
nah, mostly you’re just getting more and more aggressive for no apparent reason at all and are having a hard time trying to follow. but don’t worry it’s okay. “I understand everyone is in a different place”
1 LurkMcGurck 2018-04-17
I got angry because you said it didn't mean anything anyways. I assumed you were referring to the OP. But thanks for turning the lamps a little lower.
1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-04-17
this post actually meant something to me that’s why i’m trying to defend it. it was more or less (probably less) supposed to hilight the engineered societal shift to corpocracy and abandonment of our countries founding principals and implications of doing so. it may seem unoriginal to you, but i wanted close to the actual pledge of allegiance so that the word flow was mostly the same. man, i don’t know why i’m explaining this to you. you don’t care. lol
1 LurkMcGurck 2018-04-17
See that's all I wanted to see :)
I do care. I was just playing a role. I wrote a very similar rendition in high school.
Seriously, I was trying to get you to flesh the idea out. I'm sorry I was an asshole about it. I felt it was necessary.
It's a great idea to start with. Now sing the spangled banner 😬
1 aleister 2018-04-17
Removed. Rule 10
1 MosestheCanadian 2018-04-17
... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... and will not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.
1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-04-17
stickittothamanosis
1 megalodon90 2018-04-17
https://youtu.be/GiCaqA0ngRc
1 PravdaEst 2018-04-17
The end was the best
1 landraid 2018-04-17
[I pledge allegiance to the pen and the pad
And the mic and plates of America
And to the republic, kiss my ass](https://youtu.be/6hXrKCzllo8)
1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-04-17
i meant your “sorry” didn’t mean anything.
“i’m sorry” you were confused and got lost.
and hey. stop fuckin’ swearin’