I Pledge Allegiance

7  2018-04-17 by Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw

to the Dollar of the United States of America.

And to the Corporations, for which it stands.

One nation.

Under the Fed.

Divisibility.

With imprisonment and slavery for all.

27 comments

Bernanke be with you.

and also with you.

Shitpost about something that should prolly be talked about tbh

ouch. it wasn’t meant to be a shitpost.

its shit post till you get your SS on here.

it’s a self post, so not required. but thanks for playin’

Nah man there just didn't seem to be much thought put into it.

Exactly this ^

I'm sorry if it wasn't your intention. Seems like it to me though. Although I understand everyone is in a different place.

You have to be able to form your own thoughts to no be an object.

okay??? like, i don’t get why you’re insinuating i’m not forming my own thoughts? and if you “understand everyone is in a different place” why you feel the need to make a negative, apparently more useless statement than the original post, which does even LESS for discussion. it makes me vom in my own mouth when people pretend to be “dignified and understanding” to make it seem like their original comment wasnt rude as hell. if you’re so dignified and understanding, especially after a useless comment on a useless shitpost, take the moral high road and just move on.

just because you perceive it to be lower quality because it isn’t wall of sourceable text that i spent days on doesn’t mean that I just copied it from the internet.

it’s a play on indoctrinated brainwashing of nationalism but instead focuses on modern american consumerism.

Man I literally started off with " I'm sorry" but I'm not anymore.

good because it didn’t mean anything anyways.

Then why fucking post it asshole. The literal definition of a shitpost you just admitted to asshole

i meant your “sorry” didn’t mean anything.

“i’m sorry” you were confused and got lost.

and hey. stop fuckin’ swearin’

The fuck you mean?

ya mothas onion.

What a fucking visionary poet you are, shitheel.

nah, mostly you’re just getting more and more aggressive for no apparent reason at all and are having a hard time trying to follow. but don’t worry it’s okay. “I understand everyone is in a different place”

I got angry because you said it didn't mean anything anyways. I assumed you were referring to the OP. But thanks for turning the lamps a little lower.

this post actually meant something to me that’s why i’m trying to defend it. it was more or less (probably less) supposed to hilight the engineered societal shift to corpocracy and abandonment of our countries founding principals and implications of doing so. it may seem unoriginal to you, but i wanted close to the actual pledge of allegiance so that the word flow was mostly the same. man, i don’t know why i’m explaining this to you. you don’t care. lol

See that's all I wanted to see :)

I do care. I was just playing a role. I wrote a very similar rendition in high school.

Seriously, I was trying to get you to flesh the idea out. I'm sorry I was an asshole about it. I felt it was necessary.

It's a great idea to start with. Now sing the spangled banner 😬

Removed. Rule 10

... to the band... of Mr. Schneebly... and will not fight him... for creative control... and will defer to him on all issues related to the musical direction of the band.

stickittothamanosis

The end was the best

[I pledge allegiance to the pen and the pad

And the mic and plates of America

And to the republic, kiss my ass](https://youtu.be/6hXrKCzllo8)

i meant your “sorry” didn’t mean anything.

“i’m sorry” you were confused and got lost.

and hey. stop fuckin’ swearin’