Anyone else suspicious of the whole Duchess of Cambridge giving birth while looking like she was never even pregnant hours later?
0 2018-04-24 by DontTreadOnMe16
I've seen this story being talked about a lot around me, and it just struck me as very odd. Anyone have or know of any theories surrounding the miraculous recovery from a 5 hour labor?
36 comments
1 William_Harford 2018-04-24
Born of a Jackal?
1 DontTreadOnMe16 2018-04-24
Not sure I get the reference.
1 William_Harford 2018-04-24
It’s biblical. The anti-Christ is born of a jackal and not a woman.
1 whenipeeithurts 2018-04-24
Because they are all gender inverted. The Duchess is a man just wearing a moonbump. It's part of the religion of the Satanists that run thew world. Do a search for "Transvestigation"
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCv1cm1zFlNkHNeg29s3ku9A/videos
1 DontTreadOnMe16 2018-04-24
Huh... interesting. I'll have to check that out, thanks.
1 gematrix 2018-04-24
Weird how the matrix drops clues of their Satanic deceipt.. it used to be Victoria Secrets now its Victoria's Secret.. the BIGGEST SECRET (happens to be a book written by David Icke). its true, reptilians genetic sexes are inverted so they inverse genders in human form.
1 marywasalizard 2018-04-24
I don't know about any of that, but she is a smoking hot lady. Even after three kids just makes bollox itch.
On a serious note, I'm glad to see the family healthy.
1 NOCAPS_USERNAME 2018-04-24
Fuck the royals I was hoping they'd both die during child birth.
1 garyp714 2018-04-24
Well aren't you a special bit of sunshine...
1 marywasalizard 2018-04-24
No.
You can hate the people of the royal family, but we and every country needs a royal family. Yes, they are most probably corrupt but they don't let the corporations take it all for themselves and I believe that the Royal family is an extra check and balance system to protect the people.
1 NOCAPS_USERNAME 2018-04-24
I can do what I want.
1 DontTreadOnMe16 2018-04-24
Are you from England yourself?
1 marywasalizard 2018-04-24
I am
1 gematrix 2018-04-24
Her surrogate gave birth April 17th. The baby looks over a week old. Royal Deceipt.. a legacy of tradition.
1 DontTreadOnMe16 2018-04-24
That was my first thought as well. Wearing a fake baby belly under your clothes for a few months wouldn't be that hard at all.
1 sackajahweeda 2018-04-24
Her ring finger looks slightly swollen and the ring tight but other than that yeah she looks great...I cannot help it I just like her shes available enough to her people and yet not thirsting for clicks and showing body parts no one wants to see. A true princess and queen in waiting. Welcome baby and mazel momma!
1 of_mendez 2018-04-24
crazy that royalty exists at all, not a thing in latin America, so it loos stupid from here
1 whistlingwhistlerer 2018-04-24
Kings? Princes? Do you have wizards and faries too?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctjMi5ClQA
Stone age fuckheads
1 of_mendez 2018-04-24
yes
1 marywasalizard 2018-04-24
The royals have been a cause of great war and fighting over the centuries. Even some could argue that the falling out of Britain, Germany and Russia was just a family feud blown out to the biggest proportions.
I like the idea of a royal family. People, government and King and Queen balance each other out in the power struggle. The government can't get too big for its' boots without the royal family stepping in and visa/versa.
While the Queen doesn't dabble in politics or parliament (publically) she does keep the whole thing ticking over. Is our system perfect? No way, but it's the best system of any country I've been to.
1 of_mendez 2018-04-24
Did you see the guy hanging naked in Buckingham palace? how do you explain that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZpmRcS9MDI they dont have the system you think they do.
1 marywasalizard 2018-04-24
Explain it?
Welcome to Britain. We don't protest or riot, it's too much of a fuss. We do things like dress up like batman and scale buildings.
Scaling building and pulling stunts like this is part of being British.
If you that video went on for long enough you would have heard complaints about the weather, how he was using the wrong kind of rope and how the escapee was going to catch a cold.
1 DontTreadOnMe16 2018-04-24
"That was a scene from a show which we added in a year later in order to explain it to the public."
Duh.
1 garyp714 2018-04-24
Uh, she's wearing a fat lady's muumuu.
1 CamoAndCrowns 2018-04-24
When she was walking to the car, you could see her dress gather around her stomach where she was still swollen. You gotta remember their outfits are picked months in advance to make the most flattering garnet for her. And it’s very uncommon elsewhere (from the US) to stay in hospital for days after a birth unless there were some complications so not that unusual for them to leave when they did.
1 Alrightyupokay 2018-04-24
Canada they release you as soon as you hit 24 hours if everything is okay with Mom and baby.
1 YourselfonaShelf 2018-04-24
This was only six hours I think.
1 whistlingwhistlerer 2018-04-24
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ctjMi5ClQA
1 TheAngloSphere 2018-04-24
Nothing strange about it. My wife was up and going home a few hours after the birth of our kids. Not sure if the royals are subject to the rules us peasant folk abide by, but UK hospitals urge mothers to leave as soon as possible.
1 vts845 2018-04-24
this is like beyonce surrogacy... who cares!
1 GMPollock24 2018-04-24
She's wearing the baggiest dress ever, so how did you come to the conclusion she looks like she was never pregnant?
1 hopelessbookworm 2018-04-24
Plus she definitely put on baby weight while she was pregnant. This is silly.
1 Apersonofinterest666 2018-04-24
Is it just me or do all of the Royals look inbred?
1 DontTreadOnMe16 2018-04-24
Wasn't that the entire purpose of a "Royal bloodline" in the first place?
1 Ieuan1996 2018-04-24
They are. That's how royalty works. You maintain the purity of the bloodline. That's why all European royal families are related.
1 Dingleberryharry 2018-04-24
Likely birthing with hypnosis, or hypnobirthing. It's natural and what animals do and humans did before the Oligarchs too over the medical industry. Source: had to catch my kid, since 8 nurses and two doctors were awestruck and couldn't do anything but watch my wife give birth with no meds, not even Tylenol, and no pain.