Gingers are Actually Part-Alien
1 2018-05-04 by ckosicki
Go ahead and read The Legend of Starcrash by Dolores Cannon. She goes on to regress an individual into a past life, one where the individual is a leader of a small tribe in now a days British Columbia. The story goes on to say that 200 years before the individual lived this life a UFO crashed within miles of the village. The ones that came out were Tall, slender, pale, with dark, dark blue hair. Their bodies could not acclimate to the radiation from the Sun. The reason for their sudden crash on Earth is explained by mechanical failure. These people were traveling through space and galaxies in search of a new home. When the "aliens" realized they could not have their own offspring on Earth, and were stuck, they decided to do whats best to keep their bloodline running by mating with the Earth dwellers. These people were dark skinned, dark haired, and short. When the two mated a weird mutation came out and that was red hair. Gingers are aliens.
28 comments
1 taytayadams 2018-05-04
I always knew there was something special about me
1 OT-GOD-IS-DEMIURGE 2018-05-04
Do aliens not have souls?
1 WRiSTWORK1 2018-05-04
Cool
1 javi404 2018-05-04
You should have just said:
"cool story bro"
1 javi404 2018-05-04
Gingers are not aliens, just hot as fuck.
What drug are you on?
1 ckosicki 2018-05-04
Its a conspiracy
1 jessicarae28382 2018-05-04
What about strawberry blondes lol?
1 Zombieapockylips 2018-05-04
I must check your exuberance good sir. Not all gingers are hot as fuck. In fact, as with most of the population, most are not hot as fuck. But, some are hotter than fuck, and some are holy fuck hot.
1 javi404 2018-05-04
This is what I mean. Thank you for clarifying my friend.
1 Zombieapockylips 2018-05-04
If by chance one of these beauties doth visit your bed chamber, it is a good night for a fedora wearer. I was married to one, but alas, the fire is hard to tame.
1 javi404 2018-05-04
haha. My SO of 10 years isn't ginger, but I have met and known a few and wonder why I didn't have them visit my bed chamber. I know nothing, like John Snow.
1 javi404 2018-05-04
r/ginger/
1 OB1_kenobi 2018-05-04
And r/Redheads too...
1 ogrelin 2018-05-04
Jussayin
1 javi404 2018-05-04
Wrong species.
1 Irishconspiracy 2018-05-04
See that makes no sense anyway because celtic blood makes most gingers so.
1 ckosicki 2018-05-04
I should add in this was roughly 20,000 years ago, europe wasnt a thing
1 ogrelin 2018-05-04
You mean geographically or territorially? What’s in a name anyway?
1 ckosicki 2018-05-04
Territorial
1 Jecht-Blade 2018-05-04
Lmfao ahhh this is gold
1 no1113 2018-05-04
Everyone is part alien. Humanity is part alien.
1 Jerrimu 2018-05-04
The possibility of a life form that evolved on another planet being able to mate & reproduce with an earth life form is much less than winning the lottery.
1 ogrelin 2018-05-04
Dolores Cannon is a wacko.
1 ckosicki 2018-05-04
Why do you say that?
1 harley57078 2018-05-04
I am a Ginger, and this made me laugh!!
1 RunDogRunDogRun 2018-05-04
Yes lets usher in the new era of post modern Neo-genocide ; demonizing other groups as aliens.....next thing you know they will accuse alien hybrids of eating babies and shape shifting! ...that would be so crazy! Oh wait thats already happened.
1 wittor 2018-05-04
No!
OMG, LOL