He also sets kids up to reject Jesus Christ later in life. You learn about this magical omnipotent being and then get ridiculed in school if you are late figuring out he's made up. He's set up that way so that people can use him as an example when ridiculing one's faith in Jesus Christ. "Com on man! He's Santa Clause for adults!"
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1 you_look_ridiculous 2018-05-23
Santa and Satan do not exist.
1 chrysanthemum9 2018-05-23
Peoples belief in them exists.
1 Alptraum626 2018-05-23
I find your lack of faith disturbing
1 you_look_ridiculous 2018-05-23
Don't worry, I still spend a lot of money for Christmas gifts.
1 Cobra-Serpentress 2018-05-23
Not yet.
1 Deth-monkey 2018-05-23
By Jove, youvr cracked the code!
1 TheBirdmanArises 2018-05-23
Zeus bless.
1 Capt_Irk 2018-05-23
Satan Claws
1 mysteryladycrouton 2018-05-23
Snail Santa! 🐌🎅😈🤘
1 RMFN 2018-05-23
Materialism is Satanism.
1 forever-a-feather 2018-05-23
Wow! Noone has thought of this before! My god you're the modern equivalent of Newton!
1 pmichel 2018-05-23
interesting theory.
1 FartfullyYours 2018-05-23
And both are an anagram for Nasta. Thus, it is obvious that both Christmas and Christianity were created by the Indian food industry.
1 chrysanthemum9 2018-05-23
It’s also an anagram of astan which isn’t even a word so your theory is meaningless! Look guys my logic is impeccable!
1 inteuniso 2018-05-23
Actually, astan is a word. You just wrote it, therefore it exists. Look I even added it to my browser's dictionary so it recognizes it as a real word.
Literally all existence is imaginary, like come on now don't take this shit so serious.
1 mikeleoncraft 2018-05-23
"Yes We Can" played in reverse is "Thank You Satan"
1 TheMadRocker 2018-05-23
Santa plays a bass.
1 whenipeeithurts 2018-05-23
He also sets kids up to reject Jesus Christ later in life. You learn about this magical omnipotent being and then get ridiculed in school if you are late figuring out he's made up. He's set up that way so that people can use him as an example when ridiculing one's faith in Jesus Christ. "Com on man! He's Santa Clause for adults!"
1 garyp714 2018-05-23
Santa Claus Vs. Satan
Do you dare go down the rabbit hole?
1 pmichel 2018-05-23
so Santa Clause is Satans claws?
1 investinanoakstake 2018-05-23
'Barney the Dinosaur' is an anagram of 'try heroin and abuse'. Think about that.
1 Cobra-Serpentress 2018-05-23
And they both wear red suits!
1 Justsaguy12345 2018-05-23
Read some stories about St Nicholas.