The fuck Kazakhstan

1  2018-07-01 by jdjdjdw

Aight boys help a bro out Im super fucking confused.

So its 1 AM and Im looking up light pollution maps like you do. and theres this giant spot in Kazakhstan like Manhattan or Cairo bright but its only labeled Saga Cara and when i cursorily googled nothing came up. went to maps and its the middle of a barren dessert help me the fuck out its too late for this shit.

big bright bois

Middle of nowhere

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Kazakhstan is actually a pretty well-developed country. It's capital city (I cant remember the name)is beautiful and has well-lit skyscrapers. Maybe the area you searched is a nearby destination (like a national park?). Borat is full of shit.

Wow you just destroyed my childhood with your last statement; borat is the fucking GOAT bro, get real.

I'm not saying I didn't like the movie. I didn't love it, but I didn't hate it either. But the point is, Kazakhstan is actually a pretty well-developed country with big cities, skyscrapers, all that shit. It's not the goat ranch that the movie Borat made it out to be. Look into it, mate. I speak the truth.

Kazakhstan is the #1 exporter of potassium

Borat was never intended as a satire of Kazakhstan, but rather as a commentary on stupid Americans. Ironically, the joke flew straight over most American's heads.

I get it. We're isolated and ethnocentric. We'd have to be to elect a "mighty war-lord" like George W. Bush.

I hear ya, I was joking anyway but I was unaware it actually was a developed country.

Astana I think?

They have surprisingly good internet.

No I’m not.

Hahaha I ended up posting the same video. WoodwardTV does good work it's a very good summary of Astana.

All I know about Kazakhstan is that the architecture and layout of the country is very Illuminati/New World Order inspired.

I made a post awhile back when I tripped over Kazakhstan. Weird...ass...shit

https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7bxx4b/i_think_that_kazakhstan_is_being_positioned_to_be/

Maybe a mine that operates 24/7?

Volcanic activity of some kind, perhaps?

Kazakhstan does have some serious hot spots and actually is one of the more earthquake prone countries in the world.

But an earthquake does not cause light pollution

Lava, percolating up through cracks and fissures and pooling in patches could certainly look pretty bright at night until they cool off... and one of the main reasons that earthquakes happen in certain places is precisely because the upper crust is thinner and can't contain the pressure of the molten and gaseous sub-layers beneath them. That's how volcanoes generally start out, incidentally.

Cheers for the geography lesson I wish I paid more attention in class now

It's oil fields.. You can see the same effect in the 'wastelands' of the the Dakotas in night-shots.

Oil and gas fields.

http://www.cnpc-amg.kz/?p=o_nas

kazakhstan needs some freedom

Shrimp boats.

They where in the news last week for building a new financial hub based off of their growing oil wealth co based off of that oil fields..

i met a girl from khazakhstan and all I know is that she's cute af

You call her, "sis?"

Swamp Gas

Isn't it the most booming oil production nation right now?

Kazahkstan is also the home to alleged Russian space program.

GGG is from Kazakhstan. So is Borat.

I though immediately of "the Gateway to Hell".