The fuck Kazakhstan
1 2018-07-01 by jdjdjdw
Aight boys help a bro out Im super fucking confused.
So its 1 AM and Im looking up light pollution maps like you do. and theres this giant spot in Kazakhstan like Manhattan or Cairo bright but its only labeled Saga Cara and when i cursorily googled nothing came up. went to maps and its the middle of a barren dessert help me the fuck out its too late for this shit.
36 comments
1 Silent_Majority_10 2018-07-01
Kazakhstan is actually a pretty well-developed country. It's capital city (I cant remember the name)is beautiful and has well-lit skyscrapers. Maybe the area you searched is a nearby destination (like a national park?). Borat is full of shit.
1 Imwithstupid13 2018-07-01
Wow you just destroyed my childhood with your last statement; borat is the fucking GOAT bro, get real.
1 Silent_Majority_10 2018-07-01
I'm not saying I didn't like the movie. I didn't love it, but I didn't hate it either. But the point is, Kazakhstan is actually a pretty well-developed country with big cities, skyscrapers, all that shit. It's not the goat ranch that the movie Borat made it out to be. Look into it, mate. I speak the truth.
1 JudoTrip 2018-07-01
Kazakhstan is the #1 exporter of potassium
1 SexualDeth5quad 2018-07-01
And this guy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RkQdxHsEZAs
1 Cygs 2018-07-01
Borat was never intended as a satire of Kazakhstan, but rather as a commentary on stupid Americans. Ironically, the joke flew straight over most American's heads.
1 Silent_Majority_10 2018-07-01
I get it. We're isolated and ethnocentric. We'd have to be to elect a "mighty war-lord" like George W. Bush.
1 Imwithstupid13 2018-07-01
I hear ya, I was joking anyway but I was unaware it actually was a developed country.
1 Kevydee 2018-07-01
Astana I think?
1 SexualDeth5quad 2018-07-01
They have surprisingly good internet.
1 BoratSagdieev 2018-07-01
No I’m not.
1 ClassicFives 2018-07-01
It’s an interesting place to read about if nothing else.
https://www.atlasobscura.com/articles/kazakhstan-and-the-illuminati
http://www.thebohemianblog.com/2012/12/dark-tourism-illuminati-capital.html
1 Vigte 2018-07-01
This video is a pretty good explanation for it
1 _MattsNeetWorld_ 2018-07-01
Hahaha I ended up posting the same video. WoodwardTV does good work it's a very good summary of Astana.
1 _MattsNeetWorld_ 2018-07-01
All I know about Kazakhstan is that the architecture and layout of the country is very Illuminati/New World Order inspired.
1 _MattsNeetWorld_ 2018-07-01
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=finIhV70ulY
1 mastigia 2018-07-01
I made a post awhile back when I tripped over Kazakhstan. Weird...ass...shit
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/7bxx4b/i_think_that_kazakhstan_is_being_positioned_to_be/
1 MillennialFuckwit 2018-07-01
Maybe a mine that operates 24/7?
1 Loose-ends 2018-07-01
Volcanic activity of some kind, perhaps?
Kazakhstan does have some serious hot spots and actually is one of the more earthquake prone countries in the world.
1 bensankeyistheone 2018-07-01
But an earthquake does not cause light pollution
1 Loose-ends 2018-07-01
Lava, percolating up through cracks and fissures and pooling in patches could certainly look pretty bright at night until they cool off... and one of the main reasons that earthquakes happen in certain places is precisely because the upper crust is thinner and can't contain the pressure of the molten and gaseous sub-layers beneath them. That's how volcanoes generally start out, incidentally.
1 bensankeyistheone 2018-07-01
Cheers for the geography lesson I wish I paid more attention in class now
1 quantifiably_godlike 2018-07-01
It's oil fields.. You can see the same effect in the 'wastelands' of the the Dakotas in night-shots.
1 dhamon 2018-07-01
Oil and gas fields.
http://www.cnpc-amg.kz/?p=o_nas
1 1_k_b 2018-07-01
its exactly what i though
1 neoconbob 2018-07-01
kazakhstan needs some freedom
1 flyingcaveman 2018-07-01
Shrimp boats.
1 nyamand 2018-07-01
They where in the news last week for building a new financial hub based off of their growing oil wealth co based off of that oil fields..
1 sponge12345678 2018-07-01
i met a girl from khazakhstan and all I know is that she's cute af
1 skeptic_martyr 2018-07-01
You call her, "sis?"
1 phrancophoney 2018-07-01
Swamp Gas
1 YoshiTakimatsui 2018-07-01
Isn't it the most booming oil production nation right now?
1 rightwingtechie 2018-07-01
Kazahkstan is also the home to alleged Russian space program.
1 Gibbbbb 2018-07-01
GGG is from Kazakhstan. So is Borat.
1 William_Harzia 2018-07-01
I though immediately of "the Gateway to Hell".