r/conspiracy: North Dakota isn't real!

1 DonnaGail 2018-07-07

I've never met anyone from North Dakota.

1 airbiscuit 2018-07-07

I have been there. Step away from the pipe

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

No you haven't you've only seen what the government wants you to see!

1 RogueSolid 2018-07-07

I have a friend who inherited oil- producing land. Come to think of it, I never did hear from ol Terry again. He has a family. I only hope he's doing so well, he just doesn't need me for a friend anymore.

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

Exactly you see once he inherited that land the government prevented him from having any contact with the outside world. I'm sorry to say, but I think Terry is dead.

1 BrittBritt0424 2018-07-07

Bahahahah

1 ridestraight 2018-07-07

Throw the cow over the fence some hay why doncha?

1 brofistnate 2018-07-07

Yep, sure do. Been there on an Air Force base. Get some rest!

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

You don't understand! If it "is real" then home come there nothing remarkable about North Dakota?

1 brofistnate 2018-07-07

That’s a good point, but you know who was remarkable? Jesus. Have you found salvation from the eternal unremarked lands of North Dakota?

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

What if Jesus died in North Dakota and that's why the government doesn't want anyone seeing North Dakota. Think about it you've only seen a military base.

1 brofistnate 2018-07-07

Jesus could have melted steel beams though.

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

What is Jesus was buried in North Dakota and the government use his dead body to pull off otherwise impossible stunts, like 9-11 or how the Olsen twins don't exist and how it's just one of them moving really fast to make it seem like there two.

1 RogueSolid 2018-07-07

But there's no body, though. Jesus rose from the dead, kinda like the opposite of Osama Bin Laden (not that you'd ever find his body either).

I compared them because they both rose from the dead one time or another.

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

That's what I'm saying North Dakota is just a long flat stretch of land with nothing in it, except a government facility where they keep everything the populace shouldn't see. OPEN YOU EYES SHEEPEOPLE!!!

1 alagary 2018-07-07

I was in the army with a guy that said he was from North Dakota. In the three years he never went home on leave.

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

How can he go home to a place that doesn't exist.

1 AstRProductions 2018-07-07

Yeah I totally agree, North Dakota definitely doesn't exist I went to research it for a school project but nothing showed up, pretty weird right?

1 RRUPLINK 2018-07-07

More like (((Wyoming)))

1 AstRWinch 2018-07-07

I believe you are right, I worked on a school project a few weeks ago where I had to research the state of North Dakota but nothing showed up. Weird right?

1 AwwFxxxIt 2018-07-07

My dad was born and raised there

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

So I see you're working for the government then.

1 bittermanscolon 2018-07-07

BUSTED!

1 gehwegok 2018-07-07

Hahaha. There once was a famous conspiracy theory just like this one for my country over 10 years ago. It was really well thought out and the more you looked into it, the more interesting it got. Google earth was still a very new thing and thus I was very proud, that I was the first one of us, who had the idea to use it to prove/ disprove this conspiracy.

We then used google earth and we almost went nuts when the area in question (a popular city) was completely pixelated while every other city and everything around that city had perfect resolution. I still wonder to this days, why this was the case, since we later found out it was only a hoax/ social engineering/ psychology experiment, by some students. Maybe the city not being visible on google earth was what inspired these people for the hoax, idk.

Thanks for reminding me. :D

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

No problem, but remember this isn't a conspiracy I a real red pilled dude and what I'm saying is fact North Dakota is just a government lie. They're hiding something up there I don't know what, but I'll find out!

1 gehwegok 2018-07-07

You are clearly joking... right?

1 mrthomas85 2018-07-07

He needs to get in a car and drive there. Case closed.

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

Joking about what? listen here bud the truth isn't a joke!

1 Brattnroll 2018-07-07

finland still doesnt exist lol

1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-07-07

my moms whole side of the family is from north dakota and i used to spend every summer there and go to the medora musical annually. i can assure you it is real, and very very boring.

the badlands are pretty, but mostly what you see is miles and miles of flat fields with huge bails of hay, and like the three other ppl that live there that most likely wave hello to you

1 bryanhoule 2018-07-07

North dakota flat. Earth is flat. Waje up people. Connect the data. With your brain.

1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-07-07

COME ON SHEEPLE. as ABOVE SO BELOW

1 matts198715 2018-07-07

As a Canadian, it a nice to sit back and enjoy the silly shit you guys post from time to time. Hows the flat earth treating ya bud???

1 bryanhoule 2018-07-07

Its flat. 👍

1 gumshed 2018-07-07

If this is the case, my whole childhood was a lie.

1 Ghostbustaj 2018-07-07

Rhode Island man, Rhode Island.

1 sackajahweeda 2018-07-07

Can confirm RI is real but its in whole almost the size of the city I am from. I can at least drive them in about the same time anyway..

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

Yeah Rhode Island is real I went to Kingston once to the University of Rhode Island, it's really nice.

1 RancorsRage 2018-07-07

North Dakota most definitely exists....

1 RingosBeardNumber9 2018-07-07

For some reason, I've been to South Dakota (Badlands, Mt. Rushmore), and think of it often, but I never think about North Dakota, nor have I ever had a desire to go there.

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

You know why, because the government is using chemical in our bottled water to control our minds and make us less skeptical and easy to control!!! We have to grasp the truth while we still can before this great land becomes and Orwellian nightmare. All government secrets are hidden in North Dakota and I'll prove it!

1 RingosBeardNumber9 2018-07-07

But they already know who you are. Run!

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

I'll never run from the face of government tyranny. I'll stand strong for the truth and for as long as I live I'll preach the truth that North Dakota isn't real!!!

1 Onivivo 2018-07-07

I’ve never touched lava but I’m assuming it’s real..

1 valgoosta 2018-07-07

Had a bf move to Fargo .....there is a whole show based on ND called Fargo!

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

Fargo is right on the border of North Dakota and Minnesota, but have you ever been to inland North Dakota?

1 expletivdeleted 2018-07-07

I bicycled thru ND in '03. ND exists. Along with To. Much. God. Damned. WIND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! At least if you're going east to west.

1 mrthomas85 2018-07-07

Been there long flat land if you get hurt your closest hospital is Billings Montana. Get out and do something if this is your opinion.

1 Sabbath777 2018-07-07

Driven through it, it's one hell of a boring drive 😩

1 lemme-explain 2018-07-07

Well, the undisputed existence of South Dakota suggests that there must be some other Dakota in some direction.

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

South Dakota is just a scam by the government to make us believe that North Dakota exist.

1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-07-07

HAHAHAH

1 Justsaguy12345 2018-07-07

Ive been.

1 Justsaguy12345 2018-07-07

I thought this was about Delaware?

1 BreakingBadEndind 2018-07-07

Is this because of climate change?

1 thatguyad 2018-07-07

I too have been drunk before.

1 Salamandore 2018-07-07

You know why, because the government is using chemical in our bottled water to control our minds and make us less skeptical and easy to control!!! We have to grasp the truth while we still can before this great land becomes and Orwellian nightmare. All government secrets are hidden in North Dakota and I'll prove it!

1 Yhwnehwerehwtahwohw 2018-07-07

HAHAHAH

North Dakota isn't real!

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