If you were an alien race, what would you require as a condition for first contact?
1 2018-07-08 by grndzro4645
A: World peace B: One world government
Given TPTB's activities, and a country's propensity to go to war The whole evil ball of wax comes into focus as the measures a group would take towards these ends.
44 comments
1 bradok 2018-07-08
Neither of those two things. I think TNG had a more realistic protocol. The capability to travel the stars- be it fold, warp, or some other tech. That's when you make contact. The other options you highlight are the prerequisites for joining the community of larger intergalactic States. If you don't want to be a pariah, you accomplish A and B. If you want to make contact, you develop the means to travel through Space like a civilized species ;P
1 grndzro4645 2018-07-08
In a peaceful society that makes complete sense, but what if the Galactic landscape is a bit more desperate for new allies?
Not enough to conscript worlds, but enough to foster advancement at a faster pace?
1 Facts_About_Cats 2018-07-08
That's like saying what did Europeans condition first contact with Indians on. Nothing, they weren't interested in them except as obstacles.
1 Annefrankinstein 2018-07-08
The eradication of all Israeli dual-nationals from the US government.
1 gihkal 2018-07-08
Bribes.
1 Captainmanic 2018-07-08
Let our doctor's and scientists cooperate together to help both the human race and alien race to foster co adaptation.
1 tastygoods 2018-07-08
Look at this place?
My guess is in a truly ordered and loving cosmos unqualified genetic engineering is probably a big no-no or it should be.
Frankly I’m okay with leaving the creation of species to the big guy.
1 OB1_kenobi 2018-07-08
Not a single one of you hairless meat monkeys ever gets off your own world to mess things up in the rest of the Universe... until you learn what it means to be truly civilized.
1 tastygoods 2018-07-08
🐒❤️
1 exicleus 2018-07-08
Bit difficult to be civilzed when we are not left alone to grow or treated very civil.
1 th3allyK4t 2018-07-08
Seeing we don’t just suck and suck out of the earth and treat each other like toilet paper.
1 bradok 2018-07-08
It's quite possible that this is the life cycle of all civilization, or at least a general pattern. Harnessing the energy available in your environment often comes with its destruction. An equilibrium has to be found and new methods of clean energy production. Perhaps many species never make it past this point? But perhaps all are faced with this dilemma.
1 scaredshtlessintx 2018-07-08
The animals in the zoo don’t know they’re in a zoo....our handlers have always been here.
1 grndzro4645 2018-07-08
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ukd5y2z-ORA
1 tastygoods 2018-07-08
And the ones that do... are still stuck in a zoo.
1 exicleus 2018-07-08
I guess they left out the part of the Shepard and when He comes back to let the not-really-livestock out, no?
1 tastygoods 2018-07-08
https://truthserumnewsdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/sheepconspiracymeme.jpg
1 Facts_About_Cats 2018-07-08
That's like saying what did Europeans condition first contact with Indians on. Nothing, they weren't interested in them except as obstacles.
1 richtaco91 2018-07-08
Aliens are demons.
1 scaredshtlessintx 2018-07-08
or..demons are aliens....the world is such a mystery.
1 iPsilocybe 2018-07-08
Missed a great opportunity for a sequel to OMC's How Bizzare...
1 And_Justice 2018-07-08
Implying that aliens would have the capacity to understand how we work socially as a species
1 Robertroo 2018-07-08
Christmas. If they don't celebrate Christmas I don't wanna fuck with em.
1 littlebigword 2018-07-08
I think the movie Arrival got things pretty spot on - experts/scientists being ignored in favour of fear, and extreme issues with communication.
1 stupidsoftwareperson 2018-07-08
one million dollars in cash
1 p42con 2018-07-08
Space bucks? It all I got.
1 bradok 2018-07-08
Pizza the Hut needs $1 million space bucks! We've gotta rescue Princess Vesta!
1 Guitarslap 2018-07-08
I would imagine aliens coming here would be like walking into a dog pound. You have the full range of emotions displayed simultaneously. They would probably encounter the most chill ones first which may not even be humans, at which point they have like a giant mixed bag of candy to choose from. I think a plant with the special kind of cells that hold photons in a quantum superposition would be interesting to look at for a while.
1 astralrocker2001 2018-07-08
The Aliens Are Already Here. The First Contact and Space Brother nonsense will be to soften their horrendous image. Aliens have enslaved this planet and it adjacent Afterlife Realm
1 exicleus 2018-07-08
It's much easier to accept each other's image when we understand that we all come from the same code.
1 Smiley_Iris 2018-07-08
Can you dance?
1 bradok 2018-07-08
SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT.
1 Bankster- 2018-07-08
I'd send a drone. Kind of like how we send drones to Mars.
1 Random_Guys_Shadow 2018-07-08
The interaction would have to truly benefit our (Alien) kind. Man's trivial technologies are pathetic attempts at recreating our own, and will not suffice.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-07-08
You dont make contact until it is time to harvest.
1 aLiEn23ViSiToR 2018-07-08
Let's just assume that the Solar system is not some "experimental zoo that is protected" or some other controlled scenario...
That depends on an alien race (other races might have a thing or two to say also) and their power/agenda/limits/understanding. With that said, here is one idea from let's say, "the most powerful benevolent race in the galaxy".
That already from young age 90% of the human population knows and understands what is:
in the whole Omniverse.
1 Daddythisfeelsfunny 2018-07-08
I would require Len to write a Steal My Sunshine part 2
1 iPsilocybe 2018-07-08
Missed a great opportunity to have a sequel to OMC's How Bizzare.
1 AlreadyThrownAway93 2018-07-08
Observed intrinsically motivated and reasonably sound (to my cultural standards) empathy.
1 Setonrebel 2018-07-08
The ability to travel the stars quickly and use your entire home solar system's resources
1 tastygoods 2018-07-08
https://truthserumnewsdotcom.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/sheepconspiracymeme.jpg