Wanna hear a conspiracy joke?

1  2018-07-12 by ImEnlightened

An office fire makes an 47-story building made from steel freefall.

31 comments

Why would you say that's impossible, which is what I assume you're saying...

How can fire melt steel?

Fire varies in measurable ways depending on the fuel... what's the fuel in this instance?

Duh, I'm hinting at the WTC 7 tower, It just collapsed from a fire.

Oh my mistake. Here's an experiment you can do... would you agree a stick of butter could support a quarter? Surely you would. Now, stick the quarter on top of the butter and heat the butter. I bet that quarter sinks before the butter hits its melting point... structurally integrity isn't on or off, 1s and 0s. Its variable. And when steel is heated, it loses structural integrity.

https://www.popularmechanics.com/military/a6384/debunking-911-myths-world-trade-center/

Here is an article from people far more eloquent and knowledgeable than myself...

But it freefalled ? Even the parts of the building that did not have fire inside the offices collapsed, but how?

It's literally explained in the article I linked you...

Are you paid to spread government talking points or just a useful idiot?

Is popular mechanics now a part of the deepstate too? Interesting

And when steel is heated, it loses structural integrity.

Explain please how office fire heated steel that was hidden deep inside walls.

https://www.amazon.com/Mysterious-Collapse-World-Trade-Center/dp/1566567866

Office furniture? Remember no planes hit building 7

Tut, you're right...

https://www.popularmechanics.com/technology/design/a3524/4278874/

There you go... there's a lot of science in there. Dont let that discourage your reading

lol

What's funny mate 🙃

You

Well done

PM article was debunked long ago. With a lot of science. Dont let that discourage your reading https://www.amazon.com/Debunking-11-Mechanics-Defenders-Conspiracy/dp/156656686X

never heard of oxy acetylene cutting I take it?

This post...pull it

I'm sorry I missed the punch line, I had a last minute dermatologist appointment.

OP was hanging out with Israeli Art Students doing an "installation" just before he posted this joke

Here is mine:

What's the dumbest thing a conspiracy theorist could possibly believe? That Don Pettit is a real astronaut.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otQt8AEZ1PI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auZfRGwOM4s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OmcwW-8CC6E

lolllllllllllllllll

"an" is only used if followed by a word that sounds like a vowel.

English is a tough language.

'An' is in correct usage here.

"an 47-story"?

No it's not. 47 starts with "f". Not a vowel.

Nevermind, I thought you were referring to "an office" as being incorrect. This is why I'm not an editor...

Good bot

Almost as funny as dropping the world's most wanted terrorist into some water, right after you finally 'got him'.

“An office fire”, that building was fully involved for hours.