Man, you fucking love donuts.

Man, you fucking love forum sliding.

It dawned on me why I know Isaac. Please realize he’s not well mentally. I knew of him in Albuquerque and I think he’s regurgitating everything from the Chan’s, back when I lived there he was always around hanging out with the hipster scene, was in my friends band, from what I am gathering he isn’t well in the head. Sure there are truths to pedos, I talked to my family last week and confirmed my great uncle to be one, but, Isaac isn’t who you think he is.

I am unbalanced. But, I also can be logical in my arguments too. The thing that gets me when I would hang out in the same scene as him, something was off about him then. After talking to my crew in Albuquerque knowing him from my friends band Monster Paws, this guy is full of sh!t

oh, your "crew" said some shit that you won't reveal here? if there was any truth to your bullshit you would out him for something specific but you wont, because you are full of shit. thanks for nothing.

We have strangers diagnosing conspiracy theorists of mental illness over the Internet.

yeah, ok random internet person, we believe you... even though you didnt say anything of substance at all.

2 months ago I was in Portland eating outside at a coffee shop right next to Voodoo. Some homeless looking guy was taking lots of photos of the place and the owner came outside to confront him but he had already left. Shortly after some police and private security showed up and they talked outside for a while and took photos with the owner.

I dont believe it was a grand conspiracy I was witnessing. Nor do I have any reason to believe there were underground pedos there. But it just seemed odd.

that's literally a normal Monday in Portland..

Maybe you saw OP

Also, where’s the messages? These people he’s accusing of doing these F’d up acts can’t sue him because of him just making accusations. That’s why they are building the case right now, you think they are going to react right now? Nope. Research the law and stop believing everything you hear or see. I fully believe he’s manic right now. He was off when I lived in Albuquerque, makes perfect sense now he’s wanting the fame, when he played in my friends band, they move to LA.

you make zero sense.

in fairness so does the ops post..

Why a child sized coffin covered in satanic symbols is supposed to be funny was my second question.

Child size coffin or donut box sized coffin?

And what is a pedo spiral?

Some people think that a regular spiral or one that's triangular, out of any other context, means pedo. Not thinking that there is a lot of Native American art that uses the triangle within a triangle. So the thing about the cop's badges that have that design within the triangular portions of the stars doesn't phase me in the least.

THAT BEING SAID, I do recall looking into this place a while ago and they USED to have children's underwear with the "The magic is in the hole!" phrase - they got taken down. Now to me, that's definitely a reason to look into it.

If you were running a child pedo ring wouldn't you not want to have child pedophile pun products for sale? I mean I guess it could fall under the "Its so obvious no one would suspect it"

The Purloined Letter

Well, what about this idea, they are obvious and they know it. Only it doesn't matter, they are clean and sell what they say they sell. However! They are connected to shady dealings, just not in that literal shop. It's sort of a public trophy. Where they can show off and know that if anyone comes knocking, they'll find nothing and it will be easy to paint them a fool for suspecting anything.

I mean it’s certainly possible, it just doesn’t seem the most plausible. It would be like a drug trafficker opening cocaine donuts, and selling cocaine related figurines. So I like I said it’s not impossible. I just think most would want to fly under the radar

That's the thing though, it would purposefully be a public trophy for only those who really cared to look. If the level of corruption extends to police, gov and the media falls in line, then it is relatively safe... who would get them in trouble? The only real fear would be the people, but it would only matter if the vast majority knew and made a big deal of it.

This is a great compilation, and my interest is even more peaked by the fact that your high-effort conspiracy post is at 37% upvoted. It looks like the shills are hitting this one really hard, which usually means that there is some truth to it. Great post, I really do think you might be on to something here!

I know a ton of cops are masons, but is the Fraternal Order of Police a branch of the masons? (Or was that just worded incorrectly? )

cops... just now two of them were arrested while raping a baby and filming it..

but this is absolutely great work! i will spread it around

I believe you. It's pretty obvious to anyone with a functioning brain. Also notice the crazy amount of downvotes this post is attracting.

The more people that become aware of this open secret the better.

I feel like you are reaching.

Like ping pong pizza, I think Voodoo doughnuts 1) looks totally disgusting, and 2) is owned by fuckin’ weirdos. But I’m not quite sure I can go where you’re trying to lead us on this one.

hey, the cock and balls donut is a bit much but their stuff is ok. weirdos?

It's FUCKING Portland, slogan "Keep Portland Wierd" ffs..annoying and super up their own arses but that's about it.

Well, for starters, that slogan started in Austin, so...

really? citation please?

(wouldn't surprise me though)

Not that Wikipedia is bulletproof, but the entries for both Keep Austin Weird and Keep Portland Weird state that Austin was first. Interestingly, the source for the Austin claim references a 2011 Washington Post article saying it started in Oregon in 1983. But then Austin popularized it, inspiring Portland to (re?) adopt it. So who knows. Weirdception. Weird all the way down.

What I do know is that neither Austin nor Portland is all that weird anymore, try as they might. It’s all about Albuquerque now.

Legit, you have my vote

Yeah I highly doubt that any and I mean any other doughnut store would be caught dead making the cock and balls doughnut this should be a big clue along with all the other things that is weird and fucked up about this store.

You don't Portland do you? This is par for the course in the bridge city. Seriously, net even the benchmark..

This is a streeeeeeeetch if I've ever seen one

Not exactly. Have you heard of "Sweet Jesus" ice cream shop in Canada? Has very similar, and some even more upfront imagery, than what was shown here

Hey OP. I ate a donut the other day. Am I a pedophile now?

Was the magic in the hole?

You probably already were, judging by your name

What exactly do you think pedophilia means?

So this is what a schizophrenic episode must feel like.

Gratuitous spoiler.

I feel bad for the archive.is servers, being forced to save stuff like this. They're overworked as it is.

I feel bad for the children being trafficked

What are you trying to say? That certain business establishments are fronts for trafficking and criminal activity? That's some tin foil hat shit bro, next you'll be saying that some Italian restaurants are fronts for the mob or that some massage parlors are actually fronts for prostitution rings

Like hot dog stands and taco stands are fronts for the cartels. These things have been proven for a while now.

Dude... a lot of what you listed has been proven to be true, this is real despite what you think, keep sleeping though come back when you awaken.

I hope this is a sarcasm comment

Sure does look sketch..

Mark my words, this'll be the next "we did it"..ffs

I can only speak for Austin and Portland but there's nothing but slightly artsy (and occasionally vulgar) donuts on offer at voodoo. Don't really care, not my thing but that said if y'all keep trying this garbage eventually some idiot with a weapon will get worked up, walk in and cause harm.

Dante's has decent pizza and an above par show on Sundays, fire dancers and everything.

seriously though, there's a line and this is across it.

Not eveyone is a pedo you know

Hi Russian.

Generally when people don't like conspiracy posts they ignore them. I'd take all of the comment agression as a compliment. Nice work. I think your on to something.

Good work. Keep it up. I agree, the shill brigade is another sign you're on to something. This is good investigative reporting. Thanks for this.

You idiots really did pull out all the tricks for the last election. This is even more of a stretch than Pizzagate.

Seriously, people's attention spans aren't this short yet, get some new material. This is feeling like a rerun of last season, I'm not even excited about this election yet.

Okay but why would pedos display their symbols so blatantly?

Its not blatant. They werent looking forward to pizzagate going mainstream.

but why display symbols at all?

tribal pride

they are proud of what they do and what they are.

Santa Claus, nuff said burn it down.

Lot of Pedo apologists in here.

''Flying out to try the new donut''

Excellent work, OP! I had no idea Voodoo Doughnuts had such ties to the elite and such obvious evidence of child-trafficking codes and activity. I shouldn't have been surprised given it's Portland, the land of liberal values and the leftist sjw takeover of the comic book industry. But still I only heard that it was a gimmick donut shop like "Psycho Donuts" in Silicon Valley, CA.

I definitely don't ever want to try Voodoo Doughnuts now. Happy to pass on that given what I see here. Thank you

Have you heard of "Sweet Jesus" ice cream shop? It's based in Canada and has similar themes, though some of their advertising emphasizes the LGBT push on kids as well as a lot more blood/gore symbolism in their ice cream imagery. Truly sickening stuff. And the name of the company uses the upside down cross and their decor and other logos have plenty of satanic imagery. If you haven't researched it, you should.

I seriously hope "Psycho Donuts" isn't a trafficking ring and it's gimmick is just that, a gimmick.

you make zero sense.

hey, the cock and balls donut is a bit much but their stuff is ok. weirdos?

It's FUCKING Portland, slogan "Keep Portland Wierd" ffs..annoying and super up their own arses but that's about it.