The Apple Conspiracy is real!

1  2018-08-15 by ODSTRomeo419

Conspiracy Theory - TRUTH

Back in 2012: Apple conspired with foreign (Chinese) and other iPhone producers to spray an "untraceable" rubber-weakening solvent on all new iPhones so that owner's headphones will fall apart when touched by their hands, (which have been contaminated by the chemical) especially on the rubber cable guards touching the 3.5mm headphone jack. The resulting headphone destruction forces users to purchase new Apple headphones (AirPods) and newer products, thus raising their profit margins and revenue. This has been going on for years and we don't know what chemicals we've been exposed to or how they've gotten away with it. Governments have ignored this, but the people know and we must make Apple pay for their crimes and tell us what unvetted foreign chemicals they've exposed us to, and where our refunds are. Spread the word! We must unite to do this!!

-an Insider

This is true. This must be shared. This needs to reach headlines!!

44 comments

Solution: don't buy an iPhone

Yes, but it's not like Google is less evil than Apple.

Solution ... Windows Phone

Yes, but it's not like Windows is less evil than Google

Solution ... Linux Phone

Final Solution... oh wait, better not.

Solution: Burn all your possessions and buy a cabin in Siberia and exit society

Don't use Google.

Solution: Burn all your possessions and get a cabin in Siberia

So....this solvent is sprayed on the iPhone and only affects headphones....says an insider.

Yeah... I read of someone who heard once about this guy who watched a person say something bad about stuff and things.

I heard about that guy too... I wonder what ever happened to him?

They fished his body out of the East River last month

I heard it was the CDC guy that was missing. So it’s not like we can ask him.

Something like a mold release agent or an acetone vapor treatment on abs? If so those are common treatments.

Like chemtrails.

What did I just read. To tired to process. Any base to this? WT_?

Who buys their shitty stuff anyway? Idiots, that's who.

Says the Windows/Android user who can't give a PowerPoint presentation without Windows doing a forced auto-update. While I think iPhones do have their advantages and Android also has its advantages, Macs run circles around Windows PCs (Unless you're a gamer of course).

Who fucking cares. You're paying 2-3 times as much. A fool and their money are easily parted.

You mean like the high end Galaxy S9 isn't high priced? Like there aren't PCs that cost $1000-$3000? You get what you pay for, when you factor in all the less problems you have to deal with, all the included software, and the operating system in general it's well worth it. Macs for instance have three times the average life span of PCs.

I've have a Samsung J3 Cost me £100 for the phone and does 99% of what an iPhone does. I've had it for around 20 months, the battery is still good and it doesn't lag at all. People are easily fooled into thinking the need to top new model, they don't.

I'm a developer for Mac and iOS. You don't know anything about software architectures so I'm not going to even try to explain in a two page essay, you guys are ridiculous.

You're an apple employee lol. Anyone who buys their over priced products is an idiot. Don't take it so personally when people slate a product you like. It's weird.

I'm not an employee I'm an entrepreneur that develops apps for Apple's platforms. I'm not taking it personally you guys are just wrong about Apple's devices/platforms. There's a huge amount of benefits for the developer/consumer when you have standardized hardware and software.

How are you gonna be mad that people in a conspiracy board don't want "standardization" from tech conglomerates.

Apple is a disgusting beast.

Macs are bloated, locked down and have zero customization, not to mention no good software supports them. And if you have that much trouble with windows updates, they can be disabled, reddit just loves to circle jerk about it.

Just another incredible post on r/Conspiracy.

I thought you had to drill a hole in the i7 for headphone use...no?

Mac/iOS developer here, these Apple-related conspiracies are absolutely ridiculous. There was one last week that Apple deliberately slows down old iPhones. No, new OS's with new features use additional RAM and additional CPU/GPU. Of course it's going to be a little bit slower when upgrading to a new OS.

The only thing is know that is absolutely killing you reputation with every iPhone user I know is having a battery that needs to be charged 3-4 times a day. Just some people even are on their 3rd battery. It has lead to everyone questioning using a Android phone now who charge one a day to once every 2-3 days. Good phone, good operating system but your battery is what's killing your business. Just read some Apple forums.

3-4 times a day its an exaggeration. I have that Smart Battery case so I only charge mine every night; but I've been using iPhones since they came out and never had a battery replaced.

LMFAO. the phone only holds a day charge because you are forced to buy a battery back up. Uhmmm no it’s not a stretch. Was at a party on the weekend and a person there was talking about his 3 rd charge for the day. Unfortunately for you because I actually feel sorry for you it’s the biggest joke in the industry.

If people don't like the extra functions they are free to turn them off, I.e. Raise-to-Wake, App updates, Background Tasks, etc. Android is the most bug ridden, insecure, and piece of shit i's the real joke in the industry. Have you ever wondered why every one in Silicon Valley has an iPhone and uses a MacBook? Android is a joke.

I do agree with you 100%!!! But their battery last 2 days.

Idk man I tried to switch from iPhone to Android last year and my battery was lasting about the same with a bigger battery due to the AMOLED display. I switched back and I charge my phone once a day twice if I’m really heavily using it for things like reddit. (Also can’t use WiFi at work it’s a no-no so I’m on cellular 10 hours a day)

Just Search “iPhone battery” and see if it’s a problem or not. You may be surprised by the 1,745,294 search results of other people having problems and looking for answers to make it last. I am an iPhone 6 user and know a problem when I see one. Samsung has an exploding battery, iPhone had a battery replacement. The iPhone battery life is the joke of the industry.

I didn’t say it wasn’t a problem. If it last long enough to get me through work that’s all I care about and it does. My Samsung lasted long enough too, but it was a Note 7 and I wasn’t allowed to keep it. I’m not even arguing what’s better. I’m saying I’ve never had issues even if 1,745,294 search results report issues.

What if you’ve put your phone into a case? Can you shill get the shilly serum on your hands?

That's why I buy cheap chinese phones which only last about a year then buy a new one. Fuck Apple ...how can you trust a company who's CEO dies of a very treatable cancer...his treatment was meditation and fruit...didn't work so well

I really don't understand the Apple hype. Why buy a phone which has limited use compared to android...removable battery, micro SD, widgets, Google drive and camera are just a few pluses compared to iOS....

To this day the only reason people buy Apple products is to be seen with them. For the amount of money you shell out you shouldn't have to be buying multiple batteries and have zero choice of apps. And gadgets only compatible with iOS.

When you have to be sure you're around an outlet to charge your phone when you're out somethings wrong. The last thing I want to do when I'm out is tracking down a Starbucks just so I can complete time sensitive projects is just silly and counterproductive.

Car charger

I live in the city 90% of friends as well. Don't have cars.

Is this why Apple's MacBook charges break so easily as well?

3-4 times a day its an exaggeration. I have that Smart Battery case so I only charge mine every night; but I've been using iPhones since they came out and never had a battery replaced.

If people don't like the extra functions they are free to turn them off, I.e. Raise-to-Wake, App updates, Background Tasks, etc. Android is the most bug ridden, insecure, and piece of shit i's the real joke in the industry. Have you ever wondered why every one in Silicon Valley has an iPhone and uses a MacBook? Android is a joke.

You're an apple employee lol. Anyone who buys their over priced products is an idiot. Don't take it so personally when people slate a product you like. It's weird.