Jesus is from the future

1  2018-08-19 by jth02

What if Jesus was actually from the future and he went back in time to do 'miracles' that are simple at the time he is from for shits and giggles but then they made a religion around him because they thought what he was doing was magic but in reality it is stuff from the future. For example today we have tablets that turn water into orange juice, so what if in the future they somehow find a way to make a tablet that turns water in wine and he took some of them on his time travel shenanigans. When he was buried in that cave what if one of his mates took him back to the future to some high tech hospital and brought him back to life and then he went back in time again and carried on.

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Well as a physical manifestation of God in human form I thought this was a given?

It goes deeper... He's from both the future AND the past ... Mind blown

He is the word of prophecy. He has already saw the start and the end.

That is why none can escape the judgment of God.

Everyone is doing exactly what they are supposed to be doing.

Everything right, just hold tight. Everything’s right, just hold tight. In a world gone man, a woolen gone mad, there must be something more.

The terrible thing about hell is that when you're there you can't even tell

I think jesus and all the gods ever were just aliens, our ancestors interpreted them differently because they didnt know better.

Naw, way more likely he was the son of a god that only cares about people from this tiny part of a desert wasteland.

this is a theory that has been posited by MANY of the leading researchers on exopolitics and ET issues. It makes a lot of sense imo when you consider ancient texts such as the Hindu Vedas and other religious texts from places like southeast asia.

this is a theory that has been posited by MANY of the leading researchers on exopolitics and ET issues. It makes a lot of sense imo when you consider ancient texts such as the Hindu Vedas and other religious texts from places like southeast asia.

The Bible entails of a sort of extraterrestrial invasion at the end times.

yep, I'm not as familiar with the bible personally, but there are supposedly several references to ET battles/invasions.

He was just a character in a very old book that way too many people take way too seriously.

It's a book of symbols and spiritual allegories based off of knowledge that preceded the Christian faith by at least 2000 years.

The issue is that most people don't have that knowledge, so they take it literally instead of internalizing the metaphors and decoding the Bible with the language it was written in, being symbols and allegories.

I know people like to shit on Christianity, but it's really rad once you start to see it for what it is. Fuck YHVH, though.

He may have just been a magician

No, those at a divine level of consciousness exist within time in the same way that we exist within space. He is not from the future, he is the future, past, and present

If he was fixed in the future wouldn't they patch up his holes?

i like turtles

Check out Behold the Man, written by Michael Moorcock, published in 1969: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Beholdthe_Man(novel))

That’s the whole “alpha and omega” idea, pal

and If 'if' was a spliff we'd all be lit my dude

He is from outside time, eternity.

So yes, this has all played out from where He sits. It’s a done deal. He won the war.

What if he came from the future, the people made a religion of him, and he disappeared because of the creation of Christianity which introduced the dark ages which halted technological advancements. Which would mean he would have never been able to time travel in the first place.

Tablet that turns water into "wine" ? sounds like Kool Aid to me

Are you suggesting that Jesus and christianity is a cargo cult? There is 50% chance you are right.

what if jesus never existed and it was all allegorical?

That’s not a question that’s a fact