Benn Swann on Vaseline Safety
1 2018-09-02 by KarmaPolice777
"So what you need to know here is that there is so much hysteria over this subject. Why is it that you have to be all for vaccines, given in all quantities, at all times, to all people, or you're anti-vaccination? You know vaccines probably have saved more lives on this planet than any other single medical advancement. You might know that. But what you might not know is that all vaccines, in all quantities, at all times, to all people, are not safe. Every year hundreds of children are injured by vaccines here in the United States. Since 1986 the US government, they have paid out 3 billion dollars to the vaccine injury compensation program. But raise even one question, just one about why that is, and you get shouted down."
91 comments
1 stumpdawg 2018-09-02
What does any of this have to do with vaseline?
1 KarmaPolice777 2018-09-02
I used it instead of the actual word to dodge the bots. Looking at the comments section, I'm thinking maybe I should have gone with a different word.
1 murphy212 2018-09-02
Presumably he’s trying to avoid automatic/scripted bots that get triggered by keywords in the title.
1 chocoladna 2018-09-02
So he's trying to slide by ....
1 speakingoutofcont 2018-09-02
Greasy bugger
1 chocoladna 2018-09-02
Vaseline conspiracy, slippery slope.
1 heymikeyp 2018-09-02
Lold at slippery slope.
1 ElephantJumper 2018-09-02
Take my upvote!
1 The_gray_ghost 2018-09-02
He is just trying to avoid triggering the pro vaccine bots
1 amdzealot 2018-09-02
I think you mean the pro vaseline bots.
1 AIsuicide 2018-09-02
Vaseline safety...it's important. Ya gotta keep the flies out.
1 DAMFS 2018-09-02
Trying to ease us into the topic...
1 DonnaGail 2018-09-02
Vaseline! I can't stop laughing!
1 AIsuicide 2018-09-02
Bestest post of the night. Saturday nights on r/conspiracy browsing new. Always a good time.
1 chocoladna 2018-09-02
Sunday evenings are my fav. Keep an eye out tomorrow for the weekly Sunday post from this guy - u/katsung47. He shows up late Sunday afternoons with an ongoing spy story.
1 AIsuicide 2018-09-02
I know the saga well.
1 DonnaGail 2018-09-02
That was me! LOL! Oh, but I guess you knew that, that's why you said it. LOL! Yeah, I still laugh about that too. I honestly didn't know what fapping was. I really thought it had to do with vaping and e-cigarettes or something. LOL!
I'm sooooo glad I didn't use the word fapping in public, referring to vaping! LOL! Can you imagine the looks and reactions?
1 AIsuicide 2018-09-02
Oh please mods...this post needs a sticky...to compensate for the Vaseline.
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
Why the fuck are people in this thread making jokes at a spelling error. Really? You knew what OP meant. Stop being pompous pricks.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Calm down Vladimir.
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
Hurr durr.
1 bittermanscolon 2018-09-02
Because its easily used to derail the topic. Forum slide ftw.
Now comments will be talking about the error instead of the content.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
I clicked on this thread looking for a vaseline conspiracy. If anything you could say OP is craftily clickbaiting.
1 bittermanscolon 2018-09-02
You actually clicked on this expecting a conspiracy surrounding vaseline.....right.
See, man in the past I always wondered if you're just here to fuck with people. Maybe you've been drinking or some shit.....but you're either fucking high or you're ok with being a troll tonight.
Vaseline conspiracy......and you downvoted me, like you're serious about this. Like, fuck off with that shit here.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Browse /new long enough and a vaseline conspiracy won't be the strangest thing you've read.
Look at this URL: https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/9c90v2/hollow_earth_ancient_proof/
You think it's a post about a hollow earth? .... Well, IT IS!
1 FuckYouFuckMods 2018-09-02
He won't give you a straight answer. He is two bans away from losing his 7 year account. He's a shell of his former self. lol.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
If you want it straight, the answer is yes - I clicked on this thread expecting a conspiracy surrounding vaseline.
1 JamesColesPardon 2018-09-02
Removed. Rule 4.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
In what way was their comment abusive or using threatening language???
1 JamesColesPardon 2018-09-02
If you like being told to fuck off and get out of here, I'll leave them alone when addressing you.
Deal?
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
I'll happily agree to that deal if it included me saying things to others.
Zero mod action on posts I receive AND give would be great thanks.
1 JamesColesPardon 2018-09-02
Unfortunately for you, I was joking.
You are not special and will get absolutely no special treatment.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Oh, so jokes are okay now?
1 JamesColesPardon 2018-09-02
Removed. Rule 10.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Objection.
1 JamesColesPardon 2018-09-02
Overruled.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
For what reason? My comment didn't break any rules.
1 JamesColesPardon 2018-09-02
Well, you either meant it as an attack (because hurr durr all Russians are named Vladimir) or you know his real name and are threatening him with doxx.
One merits comment removal.
One merits a ban from the sub and for me to go through every single one of your comments and [removing] them, erasing 7 years of user history.
So - which is it? A personal, shallow user attack or something more sinister?
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
... Who's Russian here? (how would I know their nationality?)
I don't know his (or her?) real name, so neither of the two options apply.
So you removed my comment for false reasons......
1 JamesColesPardon 2018-09-02
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
It doesn't fit your options so it much be more sinister? That's a false dichotomy.
Given you have removed my comment without reason it should be reinstated. The fact you're asking me to justify my comment AFTER removing it is absurd.
1 JamesColesPardon 2018-09-02
Why did you call TR Vladimir, Rockran?
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Cos it's funny.
Now that you've got no rule to go on, I think it's time to reinstate my comment.
Unless you'd like to be the one to introduce a new style of moderation where comments can be removed for NO REASON?
1 JamesColesPardon 2018-09-02
Attacking users isn't funny.
Your comment has already been absorbed by the sub ans is currently being digested.
The next comment you make that attacks a user or violates any other rules on the sidebar will be the last.
Consider this a polite, final warning.
Cheers!
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Back in circles again? Let me spell it out for you, in a thread where the OP misspelled Vaccines and got Vaseline, perhaps the humor would be in continuing the V-word trend. So, where is the attack?
Although if you insist on being offended then that would mean that calling, suggesting or otherwise insinuating users are any name other than their chosen on is against the rules. Then by calling you JCP, in place of JamesColesPardon - Would that also be against this rule!?
I expect you to treat me like anyone else. And I would expect you to carry out this rule equally and fairly to all.
That's where you're wrong, JamesColesPardon.
Well, unless you get removed as a mod.
1 JamesColesPardon 2018-09-02
Not really. I go by many names. JCP. Jim. James.
aliester. All of those would be words that are used to address me.I do and always will.
It ain't comin' back, /u/Rockran.
Not a threat. Just letting you know where your account status stands in /r/conspiracy.
See you around.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Sure thing
aliester.Well it's a good thing this sub has the mod-log so I can still find it. So that it may live on no matter what you do.
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
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1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Hey, attacking users isn't funny.
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
https://media1.giphy.com/media/3oEjHCFnOk8cNjdSz6/giphy.gif
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
I'm offended.
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
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1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Tea?
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
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1 Rockran 2018-09-02
You know it :P
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
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1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Goddamnit I was hoping you'd have this huge stash of new gifs and not cycle through them.
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
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1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Third time lucky?
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
You sound bored.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
I'm never bored when you're around.
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
That's just creepy.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Just an FYI your first post in this thread got removed. You wouldn't know it, because none of the mods left a removal notice.
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
I'm aware of my original post getting removed. Got a message. Why are you fighting with a mod here?
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Should I treat mods differently to any other user? I don't see why you think it relevant to mention their position.
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
They can ban you and you're walking on a fine line. Funny, how you damned others for such objectivity and reasonable doubt. I'd tread lightly if I was youz. lol.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
If they ban people without breaking the rules, then they shouldn't be mods. And doing so will lose them their position once enough people notice.
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
Nice b8.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
No b8 m8, just saying to keep an eye on the mods. Like back in the day when you could call someone a shill and keep your account.
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
My name is not Vladimir.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
It would be hilarious if it was. Like what's the chance of just picking a V-name and by sheer happenstance its your real name.
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
We both know why you chose it which is why you got removed. Good day zer.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
I identify as an athletic mineral.
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
Duly noted.
1 amdzealot 2018-09-02
duly downvoted.
1 RancorsRage 2018-09-02
vaccine has no L in it....its not hard guys
1 tiberius_regulus 2018-09-02
Good nap?
1 RancorsRage 2018-09-02
?
1 DancesWithPugs 2018-09-02
This is why I don't argue with anti-Vaseliners
1 palabrajot 2018-09-02
You know what’s in Vaseline? Dinosaur fetuses!
1 AltWright 2018-09-02
Say what you will about vaseline, but it sure tastes good mixed with jello.
1 jonm111 2018-09-02
I knew it! Vaseline was to good to be true!
1 sigismund1880 2018-09-02
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/96nvut/vaccination_the_red_pill_and_the_blue_pill/
1 DPerman1983 2018-09-02
I use extreme caution when listening to the first Stone Temple Pilots hit, too.
1 Nixplosion 2018-09-02
Flies in the vaseline we are ...
1 sackajahweeda 2018-09-02
Vaseline bad unless you need a fire starter camping...Now crisco twister big fun no conspiracy there...
1 seeking101 2018-09-02
the brainwashed are so far gone that they wont even accept an alternative vaseline schedule. Simply suggesting that you space out the shots is enough for them to call for your head. Ask them to ask their doctors what schedule they used and they get even more upset
1 jje5002 2018-09-02
i want vaseline
1 alienrefugee51 2018-09-02
So what you need to know about Vaseline, is that it’s a gas and putting it up your nose can create serious lung problems. Let’s talk about that tonight on social media.
1 GrumpkinsNSnarks 2018-09-02
As long as you don't use it when using an oxygen tank.
1 Rockran 2018-09-02
Tea?