This week in "fake shit that didn't happen on the International Fake Station:" astronut plugs hole in space station with THUMB
1 2018-09-03 by joe_jaywalker
You can't make this shit up.
Well, actually I guess you can, because they did.
https://bgr.com/2018/08/31/international-space-station-leak-meteorite/
There it is. An astronut saves the day -- again -- by plugging a hole in the space station with his thumb.
Amazing how no one has died up there in nearly 20 years. Good thing the "vacuum of space" didn't destroy them after a hole was put in their space station traveling at about 17,000 mph.
Some will notice that this ridiculous story seems to be based on the "little hero of Holland" tale, where a Dutch boy plugs a leaky dike with his finger until help arrives, popularized in the book Hans Brinker..
But here's the thing. Look at the photo Chris Hadfield posted of the hole that was repaired. See how it is marked with official NASA labels, like all their official photos?
Well, it's the same picture as the album cover of this 2014 contemporary Christian album).
I look forward to seeing the excuses put forth by the eternally faithful to the government organization called NASA.
For the unbiased observer, take note: this is why we distrust NASA and doubt the things they say they do and the places they say they go.... it's because they unendingly give us pure bullshit, all the time, and constantly lie to us and mock us.
255 comments
1 CU_next_tuesday 2018-09-03
That is definitely the same picture. Nice find. But this board is compromised so you'll likely be down voted to hell for pointing this out.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
The fact that the photo is the same deserves to be its own post. I'll just make that one at a later date, working it into the title, after this one gets downvoted into oblivion, as do all conspiracy posts which are actually incriminating, by NASA shills and bots.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
For the record: at the time this comment was made, about 20 minutes after I made the post, this post is at 57 views/ 21 points/ 91% upvoted.
If it fares the same as all my posts about NASA do, and indeed any post which calls "space agencies" into question, it will eventually land at 0 points, 50% upvoted. I'm sure others have experienced this "phenomenon."
Hey... gotta downvote the actual conspiracy material so we can promote the political bullshit and disinformatic pablum.
1 GeekTechnique 2018-09-03
I downvoted you, because you showed a wanton disregard for facts, and stuck to your guns even after being proved incorrect.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
I love the tactic of stating that someone was “proved incorrect” so that some moron might actually just believe you on face value. You see people do that a lot around here.
1 GeekTechnique 2018-09-03
You were proved incorrect though. No one from NASA, including Chris Hadfield, so much as intimated that that was the same hole as the current one aboard the ISS.
1 Gypsyhunter9 2018-09-03
You're autistic and obsessive over your own delusional beliefs, even when proven wrong you continue to stand in your delusion
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-09-03
I show how you are incorrect with facts rather often but you ignore them. Not once, to the best of my knowledge, have you ever admitted you made a mistake or even given evidence for your beliefs.
1 shtfuk 2018-09-03
He's also kind of a prick.
1 NunesGambit 2018-09-03
This isn't an actual conspiracy this is you carrying on your routine of not believing simply provable facts, almost purposeful in your ignorance some might say.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
The only "conspiracy" you've ever posted about is the fake one; about Russian hacking or some shit. Other than that, you don't contribute here.
1 NunesGambit 2018-09-03
Shut your mouth fuck tits
1 NunesGambit 2018-09-03
The only posts you post here are nonsense only retarded 13 year olds believe could possibly be true.
PS this comment is a crisis actor and doesn't exist
1 NunesGambit 2018-09-03
Stop false flagging me
1 bezerker08 2018-09-03
https://commons.m.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:SMM_panel_hole.jpg#mw-jump-to-license
"This file is in the public domain in the United States because it was solely created by NASA."
16:20, 15 November 2006
Debris hole in a pannel of the SMM Satellite source:http://www.orbitaldebris.jsc.nasa.gov/photogallery/photogallery.html '''Description:''' View of an orbital debris hole made in the panel of the Solar Max experiment.
View of an orbital debris hole made in the panel of the Solar Max experiment. 320 kb, 2835 x 2175 px https://www.orbitaldebris.jsc.nasa.gov/photo-gallery.html
Idk, guess they used an old picture. I don't believe we walked on the moon.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Wow it's really on their official website! Thank you.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
Um, hate to rain on your parade, but no-one is saying it's a photo of the actual hole. That photo is of a hole in a satellite.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Micrometeoroid#/media/File:SMM_panel_hole.jpg
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
The title of the article I posted, which is underneath that giant photo, reads something like "astronaut aboard the ISS had to plug this hole with his thumb."
So I guess the way it was presented by Hadfield/NASA fooled even this "science blogger" who wrote the article I posted.
So in your view, a 2014 Christian rock band used an obscure photo from NASA's website of a hole in a satellite, on their album cover, then 4 years later, when a hole appeared in the ISS, NASA used the same photo used by the Christian rock band, to represent the hole, instead of a photo of the actual hole? That's a yes or no question by the way.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
Well, Mike Wehner is wrong, because neither NASA nor Chris Hadfield said that photo was a photo the hole they're talking about.
NASA didn't use that photo as you're claiming. Probably because they had more important things to worry about than taking a photo.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Answer the question: You think that what happened here was that Remedy Drive used the satellite hole photo in 2014 for their album cover, then NASA used the same photo to represent an actual hole in the space station four years later?
Again, that's a yes or no question, after which you can answer who took the satellite photo hole in the first place?
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
No. NASA have never used that photo to represent a hole in the ISS.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Gee, I guess the only conclusion is that NASA is an upstanding government agency who has been to the moon and Mars, and is above all questioning due to their unblemished history, guilty of no wrongdoing.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
I suspect that was a piece they brought back with them. The satellite in question was Solar Maximum, which was famous as it was the first orbiting unmanned satellite to be repaired in space.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_Maximum_Mission
1 plaqston 2018-09-03
You are just destroying this loon. Good job
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-09-03
When will you answer how GPS works on your flat Earth? You have to explain the Doppler shifts and the distance to the transmitters we see in your answer as well.
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
people here don't give a rats arse about your flat earth psyop.
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-09-03
What do you mean?
1 ristar_23 2018-09-03
Like hopping on social media. You'd think if they had time to log into twitter, they could have taken a picture of the actual hole an astronaut put his thumb over to stop the environment from leaking out. I wonder if social media would have liked to see that hole... nah throw a stock photo from Wikipedia up, they'd eat it right up.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
Well Chris Hadfeild couldn't tweet an actual photo of it, as of course he wasn't up there at the time.
1 ristar_23 2018-09-03
Are you calling him disingenuous? Because he tweeted a picture he hoped journalists and thousands of followers would believe is the hole he talked about in the text of his tweet. It's also funny that the guy wouldn't have immediately asked his astronaut friends who were up there for a picture of the plugged up hole when he found out about it, which he could then post on Twitter.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
Go on, put more words in my mouth why don't you?
1 ristar_23 2018-09-03
I didn't say you called him disingenuous I asked you if you were.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
You know I wasn't...
1 RobertAntonWilson 2018-09-03
More important things like duping a gullible and easily distracted public.
1 redditready1986 2018-09-03
Yeah. That article was definitely suggesting that it was the actual hole.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Interestingly, most of the articles I'm seeing now are sure to interject something clarifying that the photo posted by Hadfield is not a photo of the hole. Seems like a deliberate caveat, as though added later.
I guess we'll never see a photo of the hole.
1 ibtar 2018-09-03
It was already posted in the original thread on /r/space a few days ago.
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1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Show us a picture of the hole, and please tell me who took the photo of a hole in a satellite?
1 Trekky0623 2018-09-03
It's an electron microscope picture of a piece of the Solar Maximum probe that was most likely replaced during STS-41-C. It was actually a pretty interesting mission because the satellite had to be grappled with the magnetic arm.
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
suppose they didn't have any beer goggles.
1 ristar_23 2018-09-03
So they took the time to take a photo of it *before* they covered it up with tape and stopped the leak *while* it was still leaking air out? There was no sense of urgency?
1 Trekky0623 2018-09-03
It had already been leaking through the night. It was a 2 mm wide hole and would have taken days to leak all the air out of the station.
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
2.000000000 mm is an awfully precise measurement.
was it 1.98mm 1.99mm or 2.01mm or 2.02mm.
will they ever tell us...
1 Trekky0623 2018-09-03
Someone doesn't remember their significant figures lessons from high school.
2 mm isn't 2.000000000 mm.
1 MerchantOfSargoth 2018-09-03
The photograph will be useful for when they're designing future spacecraft.
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
or christian rock album covers.
1 GeekTechnique 2018-09-03
Because the writer didn't do their due dillgence, not through any fault of Chris Hadfield or NASA. Hadfield even explained on Twitter that it would have been a hole like that one.
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
very similar in implied style to the 'exit' hole at the Pentagon, that knockout in the wall the emergency people opened up.
1 BasedBaller 2018-09-03
Or the blogger just needed a hook for his article. I think a post about Hanlon's Razor is in order.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
I personally think people are over-using Hanlon's Razor on NASA.
1 Arken411 2018-09-03
Where did the bad space-men touch you that youd believe that all of this is a malicious attempt to mislead the public into....what? Misspending a tiny fraction of the already massive defense budget? What's the end goal there?
Or, there could, you know, be a group of genuine human scientists accomplishing great things through acts of will and intelligence. And by the way, what are you using to determine the scale of the hole in that photo?(Which isn't the hole in the satellite regardless)
1 MurrayPloppins 2018-09-03
Right? Like what’s the game here? Most conspiracies at least suggest some sort of motive, this one is just like “FUCK SPACE, FUCK NASA!”
1 Green_Toe 2018-09-03
NASA uses the space program to disprove flat earth and/or hide god. That's typically the root of it.
1 svenmullet 2018-09-03
What? Who the fuck thinks that? The conspiracy is that NASA gets billions in funding and actually just develops war machinery instead of exploring space while faking all the "events" over the years.
Where did you get the idea this has something to do with flat earth? From your own ass?
1 Green_Toe 2018-09-03
Most people who currently refute the moon landing, ISS, etc are flat earthers in my experience. Very few focus on NASA purely for their shady terrestrial R&D these days.
1 zetswei 2018-09-03
I've literally never heard someone put refuting a moon landing and believing flat earth in the same sentence.
1 Green_Toe 2018-09-03
Ok. You're wrong though. Just go to /r/theworldisflat
1 zetswei 2018-09-03
Yes because going somewhere probably full of trolls proves a point
1 Green_Toe 2018-09-03
I don't understand why you're so defensive over this. Every flat earther doubts NASA as a matter of course. 100% of flat earthers are NASA doubters, that's undeniable.
A majority of flat earthers are flat earthers for religious reasons. I only have anecdotal evidence of this but it seems to fit most people's experience and expectations. You're the first person I've encountered in a while who is concerned with the actual conspiracies surrounding NASA and not the superstitious nonsense. It happens to every good conspiracy; eventually it gets popular and the wing-nuts take over.
1 toybrandon 2018-09-03
This is not correct.
1 toybrandon 2018-09-03
There is a huge overlap.
1 RobertAntonWilson 2018-09-03
Fuck NASA.
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
stoned 5th grade teachers goofing to the camera.
1 97643 2018-09-03
NASA is a US organization. Chris Hadfield is a former Canadian astronaut. Why are you attributing a twitter post from a retired Canadian astronaut to NASA? Are you that uninformed?
1 AstronomyLive 2018-09-03
They admit doing so and actually feel pity for the flat earthers:
https://www.facebook.com/remedydrive/posts/10156611365838664
In their tweet which commander Chris Hadfield replied to, they explicitly admit they used a NASA photo for their album cover:
https://twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield/status/1037116261614923783
I'm looking into interviewing their lead singer on my YouTube channel about this issue.
1 AstronomyLive 2018-09-03
Here is my interview with Remedy Road's lead singer regarding this incident:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PULl-5jJ0IA
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1 ZiggyAnimals 2018-09-03
Or you could take a look at his twitter instead of one tweet where he says
https://mobile.twitter.com/Cmdr_Hadfield/status/1036306223094738944
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Oh yeah, no way that's just damage control.
1 ZiggyAnimals 2018-09-03
Do you really think the station is leaking air and they decided to stop trying to plug it for a photo op? Come on use some common sense.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Do you really think any of this happened and that there's a space station with astronauts in it? Use some common sense.
1 ZiggyAnimals 2018-09-03
Ah deflection, you see thatit makes no sense the picture is of the offending hole so you go the whole thing is fake.
1 digiorno 2018-09-03
Go to a large star party someday and ask someone to show it to you, it is really cool! You can literally see it with a telescope scope about once every 90 minutes. And to the naked eye it looks like any ordinary satellite.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
I've seen "it" without a telescope from my backyard. Doesn't mean it is what they tell us it is, or that there are people aboard.
You can't see satellites with the naked eye; they're allegedly the size of a car and 300 miles away; don't be ridiculous.
1 digiorno 2018-09-03
The ISS is just a little larger than a football field, that is to say significantly larger than a car.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Talking about satellites bud. Also, for such a mammoth human achievement, there are no videos of the construction of the ISS, which would have taken place while orbiting at 17,000 mph, or any uncut video of a rocket voyage to dock with and enter the ISS.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
Why do keep mentioning 17,000 mph? In the vacuum of space the speed is irrelevant. If you're docking with something and you're both doing the same speed then from your point of view your almost stationary.
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
orbit height is tied to speed. and vice versa.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
Yes, but irrelevant when talking about construction in space. Its like the classic argument about how it was impossible for the lunar module to dock with the command module when it was travelling at 10,000 mph. If you're doing the same speed too then the actual speed doesn't matter, just the difference between the two.
1 dokapon111 2018-09-03
The ISS is a satellite though? Maybe look up the definition of the word "satellite".
1 digiorno 2018-09-03
They, uh, didn’t build it in space...maybe that wasn’t shared with you.
It was sent up in pieces over the course of many years. Those pieces docking with one another are very well documented moments. Similarly you can easily find videos of those pieces being manufactured and tested on earth before getting sent up.
Don’t be embarrassed though, it’s great that you are asking questions. As a scientist, I encourage everyone to ask questions. Just be careful not to fall down a rabbit hole as often the answers are a lot less complicated that you’d expect.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
“As a scientist” you might enjoy this other post I made —
https://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/90s3qu/shill_spotting_101_the_myth_of_the_reddit_user/
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
how that flimsy thing cope with the torsion stresses of continuous rotation.
the thing has to rotate in synch with the earth and its own orbit. theres no magic string keeping it orientated to the earth.
1 procgen 2018-09-03
Correction: You can see satellites with the naked eye, but only when they reflect sunlight towards you.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
I've not seen the ISS yet, but I did see MIR many years ago. That thins was getting a move on!
1 a1Drummer07 2018-09-03
He obviously meant to the naked eye through a telescope you crazy people. Where do you think shuttles go when they launch?
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
into little pieces.
1 ibtar 2018-09-03
You can literally see the ISS with a telescope or a very powerful camera.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Again, I’ve seen “it” without a telescope. It’s certainly not what we are told it is, and there are certainly no silly astronauts aboard.
1 themaskedugly 2018-09-03
I've seen "it" with a high powered telescope. I've seen "it" docking with a space shuttle, with a high powered telescope.
"It" is the same shape as the photos of the ISS.
You can, perhaps, argue that the ISS is something else, but there is an object in orbit, that you can see with the naked eye, that has the exact shape and dimensions of the photographs you see of the ISS.
1 Tranchera 2018-09-03
Your entire argument is "that's silly, use your brain". It's impossible to argue against because you're not actually arguing anything of substance, you're just being contrarian without reason.
1 Pyrography 2018-09-03
Yeah mate it's a giant conspiracy involving thousands of people who've all managed to avoid spilling the beans. Why they'd do this is anyone's guess but I'm sure you have an equally brain dead explanation for that.
Get some serious mental help mate, you're not well.
1 BigTimeSmoker 2018-09-03
Oh boy. You might as well stop now. Ain't going to make it much further.
1 Beatle_Matt 2018-09-03
I could tell from this post, that OP is lacking “common sense”...
1 ridestraight 2018-09-03
If the interior hole measured some 2mm how big is the exterior entry hole (plus the many layers pierced between?) and who's gonna go outside and make the repair?
My hunch is the Program is going to be shut down and it might well be done in an explosive fashion...we'll have a new batch of dead space jockys to mourn and traumatize the World!
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Well it's about time something happened up there. Nothing bad ever happens which can't be fixed by a fun space walk and some Gorilla glue.
In bed a couple nights ago, my HVAC unit was short-cycling and I couldn't go to sleep. Hearing the air come on and turn off every couple minutes, combined with the general stress of being alive, being an adult, stressed me to the point where I couldn't sleep. Got me thinking about how ridiculous it is to assume that these people are insouciantly floating around, smiling, describing their ludicrous and nebulous "experiments," some of them with children back home, where their lives would be on a razor's edge. The psychological trauma caused by spending 5 minutes in such a dangerous situation would be such an adrenaline rush and intense experience that years would probably be taken from one's life, yet we are to assume that these people shower, shit, shave, and grow tomatoes up there while traveling at 17,000 mph. What a joke. What an unbelievably absurd fairy tale that exposes itself by the very nature of its goofy theatrics.
1 ridestraight 2018-09-03
They slept thru part of this right? LOL
If I understand correctly, NASA walked back Hadfields use of that picture pretty quick. LOL Was puttering around and listened to most of GlobeBusters yesterday - thought they did a bang up job discussing all the strangeness.
It's a mess. A massive Black Budget hole. I'm half convinced the roll out of Space Force is not what the average American or World Citizen thinks it's gonna be - here's hoping!
1 GeekTechnique 2018-09-03
You don't understand it correctly, as Hadfield himself said the hole would be one "just like this", and not that it was a picture of the hole itself.
1 ridestraight 2018-09-03
No, I understand. I said Hadfield used that picture and that NASA quickly jumped into the fray.
1 GeekTechnique 2018-09-03
When Hadfield posted the picture on Twitter, he explained it would be a hole like that one. NASA had no need to get involved, as anyone who actually read the caption accompanying the picture wouldn't have misunderstood things to this level.
1 Absentia 2018-09-03
If it is anything like ballistics on earth you'd expect the entry to be smaller. In any case it is on a module of the Soyuz that isn't coming back to earth, so even with a temporary patch to maintain pressure it shouldn't pose any continued risk to astronauts and cosmonauts after the next trip home.
1 ridestraight 2018-09-03
You recall the emergency procedures from flying in commercial airliners - the whole mask will drop down Drill? Well these goobers are supposed to be in deep space zinging around at 17,000+ mph amidst a gazillion pieces of space junk - LOL
A paint fleck, as I recall, did some serious damage and one should compare the two, yes?
1 Absentia 2018-09-03
Even on airliners the depressurization isn't instant (unless we are talking like losing half of the plane at once), just like if I poke a hole in a bucket of water the bucket doesn't empty instantly. Yes orbiting junk is a risk, but keep in mind how large of a space it exists in, but as we can see, the difference in relative velocities can cause serious damage even with small masses.
1 ridestraight 2018-09-03
What point does the pressure buildup equalize between the ship and space, also one might assume that the incoming air is quite destructive, right?
1 FauxMoGuy 2018-09-03
what incoming air?
1 ridestraight 2018-09-03
Ooops. Out-going air or pressure equalization...
1 Absentia 2018-09-03
No, I wouldn't assume that one atmosphere (14.7 psi) of internal air pressure is destructive. I'd recommend reading https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uncontrolled_decompression#Myths
Equalization would be as close to 0 atm from 1 atm and would have taken 18 days.
1 ridestraight 2018-09-03
I see, sorta. It just doesn't look good and given all the space junk they say is freely looming out there - yikes!
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
the Urban Space Man just died, we are good for a while.
McCain Palin 2008
1 ridestraight 2018-09-03
Pretty tame but amusing. just the same, lol. I loathed the POS while he lived but I'll let the dead bury the dead.
1 ibtar 2018-09-03
I mean, what's your excuse for not bothering to reverse google image search the picture of the hole and instead making false claims about it's origin? If you can't do a very basic amount of research on a single image before you start a thread, why should anyone take you seriously?
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
You have never contributed here whatsoever, and have 0 conspiracy posts. I certainly don't take you seriously.
1 axolotl_peyotl 2018-09-03
Don't take these downvotes personally...you're on the right track.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
As they indicate I’m on point, and with their excessiveness betray that there are indeed shills assigned to defend NASA in Internet forums, I wear them as a badge of honor.
1 Landiesaw 2018-09-03
If downvotes indicated you were on to something, EA would be the most woke poster on reddit. Sometimes downvotes just mean people think you're wrong.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Sometimes you're just a random user who has never posted in this subreddit here for some reason just to spread negativity.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
How's that gate looking? Keeping the hinges well oiled I trust.
1 Landiesaw 2018-09-03
You have no idea why someone may use different accounts or scrub their history. I would expect someone on this sub would appreciate the desire for anonymity. Your desperate search of people's post history just tells me you don't like what they're saying but have no good arguments to back it up. Rather then actually addressing what is being said you search for a justification for dismissing it entirely.
1 GeekTechnique 2018-09-03
He's been proven wrong all throughout the thread, and walked by the hand through how his very basic presumptions were incorrect. Aren't you a mod here? Wouldn't you want there to be more quality submissions here instead of entirely unreasearched stuff like this, that could have been avoided had he read the tweet that accompanied the offending picture?
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Why would you care about how a subreddit you don’t contribute to whatsoever is moderated?
1 GeekTechnique 2018-09-03
I contribute here quite a bit, thank you very much.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Nope; as I’ve already pointed out your only conspiracy post ever is about “Russian troll tweets.” I.e., a fake conspiracy that does the opposite of incriminating the United States government.
Not a contributor.
1 GeekTechnique 2018-09-03
So you're privy to the goings-on on my other accounts, not to mention how much I've contributed here with this account, accounting for my occasional history scrubbing? I'd say that's a much bigger conspiracy than you misunderstanding the tweet of an astronaut.
Conspiracies don't have to always incriminate the US government. In fact, that very real and irrefutably proven conspiracy I posted about, directly incriminates the Russian government.
You should probably spend more time attacking my arguments instead of attacking me and my post history, because you're really not helping prove your case in any way.
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
your trolling alt accounts !?
do you come here often from TMOR !?
1 GeekTechnique 2018-09-03
No.
And no.
1 themaskedugly 2018-09-03
Classic, roundly embarrassed on every front, and your only response is 'why do you even care'
1 AdamJensenUnatco 2018-09-03
Actually he is in the right. You need to go back to college
1 [deleted] 2018-09-03
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1 axolotl_peyotl 2018-09-03
ah so that explains the -40 karma!
1 svenmullet 2018-09-03
So, tmor 'tards are coming here and downvoting. Isn't that a direct violation of reddit rules/bannable offence?
1 procgen 2018-09-03
Are you a flat-earther, Axolotl?
1 pedantic_asshole__ 2018-09-03
Fuck you
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
This is Major Tom to DAMAGE CONTROL
1 6GorillionLies 2018-09-03
Do they have the space debris that made the hole or did it puncture and bounce off?
Also, the problem of decompression for a bullet sized hole in space had math done by Professor Andrew Higgins of McGill University and gives the following answer:
NASA claims the leak occurred overnight and into the morning. How is that possible?
The atmosphere would have dropped significantly for that long a period. Near complete decompression.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
You deserve as much credit for this comment as you do for your username, i.e. all of it.
1 themaskedugly 2018-09-03
I hope you'll take a moment to look at the top-voted reply; which flawless disproves the comment you're fellating.
Shocking, that your favourite comment in the thread, is the one that supports your argument.
1 NunesGambit 2018-09-03
The difference in pressure from inside the station to outside is only 1 atm.
The hole was the equivalent of having a pin hole in a bottle of water, the water will leak out but not rapidly and it doesn't cause catastrophic decompression.
1 Tribezeb 2018-09-03
That picture is of a whole probably smaller a pin head. Your math was for a bullet hole?
1 Trekky0623 2018-09-03
Um, because the ISS is not 10 m3 in Volume and the hole was not 1 cm2, as you quoted:
Put in the right figures:
t = -0.086 × 931 m3 × ln(0.5) / (4 × 10-6 m2 × √(300 K)) = 222 hours
Well enough time to go through the night.
1 6GorillionLies 2018-09-03
Except the hole was in the 8.5 m3 pressurized volume of the Soyuz MS-09 permanent Russian unit.
This is far smaller than the entire pressurized volume of the ISS that you are using and the hole is 2mm x 2mm approximately. Still roughly 6 minutes to drop.
1 Trekky0623 2018-09-03
Do you have reason to believe the hatch to the Soyuz was closed? You can see here that it is not normally closed.
Even so, that'd be a 2 hour time to depressurize down to 0.5 atm, according to your equation. Still not 6 minutes, because of the hole size alone. The picture clearly shows a hole much smaller than 1 cm in diameter.
1 MerchantOfSargoth 2018-09-03
How do you know it would have dropped significantly?
1 mennotr 2018-09-03
Impressive math but what if the hole was way smaller? They don't mention the size right? If it's a millimeter of even way smaller maybe it could go on an entire night maybe
1 Bruch_Inboo 2018-09-03
Gotta give it to you, that's some good bullshit you're peddling.
The source for what you posted: http://www.geoffreylandis.com/higgins.html
It was posted in 2003.
Not now.
Not as a reply to this hole.
Not for the ISS.
It's for a completely different scenario, and says as much in your post. It's a shame people who seem to literally be unable to compare numbers up voted you.
1 RealRagingLlama 2018-09-03
Well, that's from an older satellite. This is the actual photo of the hole in the ISS. Think what you want.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
For the record:
The point of this post is not the image of the hole, but of the fantastical nature of this obviously fabricated story which was contrived as window-dressing to mollify the multitudes of unfortunate people who still believe in the ISS hoax.
Let it be pointed out that NASA astronaut and ISS "Commander" Chris Hadfield did indeed tweet a photo that could easily be interpreted as a photo of the actual hole in question, and indeed from which the science blogger I linked to originally did infer that Hadfield was tweeting an image of this hole.
Do not think for one nanosecond (shoutout to Don Petit) that I did not expect some kind of sleight of hand damage control to serve as a pseudo-justification for this latest gaffe. Of course now it is said that the photo is of a hole in a satellite.... Hadfield merely was tweeting a photo (without clarification) to represent what a hole in the ISS might look like, etc.
This is nonsense of the nature which can be filed away under the "petrified wood" category, where any proponent of NASA must bend over backwards in their Sisyphean task of defending the agency's every misstep and anomaly -- plugging their holes, if you will.
So now we are seeing the damage control I already expected in real time.... There is an excuse for everything. There will always be. If you want to believe that the Christian band Remedy Drive used this NASA stock photo in 2014, then Hadfield decided to use that same photo four years later to represent a hole in the ISS, which actually exists in orbit and contains astronauts in gorilla suits and football jerseys, this is your choice.
-Manly P. Hall
1 Lyra_Fairview 2018-09-03
I don't really understand this post. I definitely think NASA is a very, very sketchy organization, but I don't understand the claim here. /u/joe_jaywalker are you arguing that the Christian rock album came out before the NASA photo? Unless my brain is playing tricks on me, the NASA photo came out before the Christian album.
Look here SMM panel hole- 16:20, 15 November 2006 (Scroll down)
This NASA photo came out in 2006. The Christian album was released in 2014.
This post is blatantly false.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
No, it's not "blatantly false" or anywhere close to that; do not make bullshit assertions with the intention of misleading those too lazy to read what I actually wrote.
I have addressed the "damage control" nature of the response to this affair in this comment.
The point of this post was to highlight the latest absurd story from the ISS, about a hole being plugged with a thumb, and how it beggars belief that this utter made-up nonsense is still readily accepted and defended by so many. The title of the post itself does not even mention the photo tweeted by Hadfield.
Do you think that the Christian band Remedy Drive used a stock photo from NASA for their 2014 CD and if so, why?
1 GeekTechnique 2018-09-03
Yes, because it's an interesting photo. This pot should be deleted.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Your only conspiracy post is some Russian bot nonsense. You probably think man walked on the moon and would tell us Sandy Hook is a real shooting. Go make a post in r/space about how cool NASA is if that’s your thing. This is a conspiracy forum for people who believe in conspiracy theories and don’t trust government agencies (like NASA).
1 GeekTechnique 2018-09-03
This is a conspiracy forum for critical thinkers, not people who purposefully ignore the context of pictures to push a narrative. That's not a conspiracy, that's propaganda.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
/u/joe_jaywalker sees himself as some sort of gatekeeper here...
1 RhubarbLeaves 2018-09-03
Can I ask what conspiracies you actually do believe farmersboy70?
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
Well, I first came here when I started to look into 9/11 myself. I was also interested in Sandy Hook and the Boston Bombing. I'm open to other conspiracies, but not the ridiculous - the Earth is demonstrably not flat, space is real, and man has indeed walked on the Moon.
1 RhubarbLeaves 2018-09-03
So have you come to believe that 9/11 and sandy hook are in fact conspiracies? Because the thing is, once someone wakes up to the real truth behind 9/11, it honestly makes more sense that the moon landing and the entire space programme is a hoax too. The way the US government operate starts to fit together like a jigsaw puzzle. Lies and deceipt on every level. A country that would murder its own citizens is not above worldwide deception, it should be expected from such an entity.
As for whether space is even real I honestly don't know anymore, I certainly can't say for certain myself. I would have to defer to an authority for answers and I certainly don't trust NASA. The moon landing being fake is not necessarily indicitive of a flat earth or space being fake. I would strongly recommend looking again at the fake moon landing argument, once you wake up to that there really is no reason to believe the ISS is perfectly legit. Why would they go clean after getting away with the biggest lie of all time?
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
There is no rational or logical link between 9/11 and the moon landings. The Space Race was a product of the Cold War, whereas 9/11 is the product of Zionist influence (everything that has happened post-9/11 appears to be to Israels benefit).
I have studied the moon landings in detail for many years, and I still nothing to indicate that it was anything other than that presented - using the latest technology of the time, and with astronauts who were exactly the right kind of men to risk their lives in such an undertaking, the US put men on the moon.
People seem to forget that NASA isn't the only space agency - there are some 70-odd worldwide. They are all not part of some weird conspiracy to hoodwink the entire world.
1 RhubarbLeaves 2018-09-03
I wasn't so much saying there was a direct link between 9/11 and the moon landing, just that the moon landing is a relatively benign lie compared to that so faking it is completely within reach (and plausible considering the circumstances of the time.)
Your second paragraph sounds so ridiculous to me that it might be enough to make people second guess the moon landings on its own. We'll have to agree to disagree on that one.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
Well, I keep asking people to show me proof that the moon landings were faked, but no-one has been able to do that. They had the hardware, the know-how, the willing, the men...why is that so hard to accept?
1 RhubarbLeaves 2018-09-03
First of all, your default position should be skepticism. The burden of proof is on those claiming to have landed on the moon, not the other way around. I think this is one of the fundamental problems for why people believe it. They're taught it when they are young and have no reason to question the authority teaching it. Its true until proven fake is completely the wrong way to approach it.
Put yourself in a 60's mindset before this hoax was started. Nobody has ever been to moon, then a government body with plenty of political/financial motives tells you they have figured it all out within 8 years (despite losing the space race to Russia the entire time) and have now been to the moon and back on the first try. They can't provide telemetry evidence for their claim and then say the original footage is missing. Also the special lander that remarkably worked the first time in totally untested ground was destroyed! Then when reasonable people doubt this highly dubious claim, we are treated like idiots and asked 'why is it so hard to accept'?
Would you believe me if I said I went to the deepest point in the ocean ever, but destroyed the magic sub I went in and lost the video, also the data for my trip is lost too! Also nobody else has been 50 years since and counting indefinitely. But I did go trust me! At the very least understand the perspective of people who just aren't buying this bullshit anymore.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
But they have 'proved' it's true, they went and did it, 6 times!
In those 8 years of huge spending and blossoming technology they progressed from launching unmanned satellites, then chimps, then humans in sub-orbital flights, then solo orbital flights, then 2 man missions where they practised EVAs and docking with other craft. Then they developed the world's most powerful rocket, and they flew to the Moon 3 times before they landed on it. Hardly the first try.
The special lander was destroyed? Huh? The descent stage was left on the moon's surface,as it had performed it's task, and the ascent stage was discarded once it had done it's job. Why bring it back to Earth when it couldn't survive reentry?
It's funny you should mention deep sea diving. Do you know when man first went to the bottom of the Marianas Trench, the deepest point of the world's oceans? 1960. Do yo know when someone did it again? James Cameron, the film director, in 2012. 52 years...
1 RhubarbLeaves 2018-09-03
All you even said to my point about starting with skepticism was 'they did it 6 times!'. I feel like you're missing my point there...
Do you not agree that we should start from a skeptical persepctive? Also what does all the missing evidence say to you exactly? Could you agree that NASA are least incompetent? The same organisation to lose the moon landing footage were the first people ever to get man out of low earth orbit?
The difference with the Mariana trench is there is actual evidence for the trip. So that one isn't exactly in question here. Also, the deepest point in the ocean is not nearly the same as 237'000 miles to the moon. Not at all a fair comparison.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
Someone was incompetent but I would hardly call the whole organisation that.
There's nothing wrong with a healthy dose of scepticism, but I think you're going way beyond that. A blanket denial that something that was technically feasible, and that there is plenty of evidence to support happened, is hardly scepticism.
There is actual evidence that men walked on the moon, but you keep choosing to ignore it. And I would argue that it was more dangerous to dive to 10,911 metres underwater than go to the Moon, as at that depth if anything had gone wrong, especially a structural failure, then they would be dead instantly. At least they stood half a chance with Apollo 13. In fact, I think that there is more proof that we went to the moon than we went to the bottom of the ocean in 1960 - film, photos, samples, photos of the stuff they left behind on the moon, etc etc.
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-09-03
What do you think is the strongest idea supporting that notion?
1 RhubarbLeaves 2018-09-03
I would say start by looking at the lack of evidence supporting the moon landing. From the mouths of NASA officials all hard evidence is gone: https://youtu.be/7q1l-jf3KqA So that's original video footage of Apollo 11, telemetry data and the moon landing technology. I would venture a guess that it was prrobably illegal to destroy those records.
Various anomolies with the footage. Here's the harnesses worn by astronauts seen on camera: https://youtu.be/Zz9Bzi_GyD0 NASA would have you believe that every glimpse of their fakery is some sort of scientific anomoly that occurs on the moon. Its ridiculous. Think for yourself and do not defer to NASA for answers. You can see it with your own eyes.
Excellent essay outlining the key arguments for it being fake: http://centerforaninformedamerica.com/moondoggie-1/
Moon photos used a filming technique called rear screen projection: http://whale.to/c/how_stanley_kubrick_faked.html
That should be enough to get you started.
1 Trekky0623 2018-09-03
It's not like there isn't a history of this happening. Joy Division's album Unknown Pleasures used a graph of radio waves from pulsarr CP 1919 as their cover.
1 shacklefat 2018-09-03
Literally the album art is the exact same as the supposed hole.... good observation OP
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
There’s some damage control at play here which I have addressed in a lengthy comment here. It’s an interesting turn of events. I have seen this happen before, where NASA seems to have made some big screw-up that exposes them, and no sooner than it is pointed out they release some “reasonable explanation” which is then used to make the accusers look like paranoid conspiracy theorists.
1 shacklefat 2018-09-03
yeah, this board has sadly become compromised like someone else pointed out. It seems like here lately any dissenting opinions against NASA are explained away or downvoted. Lots of disinfo.
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-09-03
None of the following reference NASA and still no flat earther can show me how they are wrong.
Orbital satellites prove the Earth is a sphere as do the following: placement of light houses, placement of radio transmission towers, trade routes, wind and weather systems, the rotation of the Earth as supported by laser gyro and apparent movement of stars in the sky, different stars in the northern and southern hemispheres, adjustments to ballistic targeting calculations to account for the curve of the Earth, large constructions projects like some bridges, and lots and lots more.
Flat earth can't explain how any of the above works.
They don't even have experiments to support their ideas that the Earth is flat.
1 Buzz_Killington_III 2018-09-03
The answer to all of those questions WRT flat earthers is 'God.' Literally the explanation they use to fill in all of the holes is magic. That's how illogical the whole thing is.
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-09-03
Please link to the NASA statement saying the image in question is an image of the hole in the ISS.
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
go ask Hadfield.
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-09-03
Except the tweet doesn't say that.
1 Tranchera 2018-09-03
You are a paranoid conspiracy theorist. You are claiming every piece of evidence is damage control for a slip up that never actually happened, and anyone who disagrees with you is a shill who's never posted on the conspiracy subreddit before, and every downvote has personally come from NASA to silence you.
You obviously have your reasons for believing the ISS is fake, and it appears those reasons have lead you to reject all reasonable evidence regarding this situation in an attempt to justify them.
Just chill out and reflect on the possibility that you might be jumping to way too many conclusions based on one tweet.
1 Buzz_Killington_III 2018-09-03
Read the other post. This whole thing is bullshit. And OP is so wrong about everything I have a hard time believing he's not a troll having fun with you all.
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-09-03
I believe he is a follower of these people who appear to, at least some of them, believe this.
https://fecore.org/
1 FUCK_the_Clintons__ 2018-09-03
Similar back in the Apollo days when NASA literally made the claim that they repaired the LEM with duck tape.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
And the claim that the walls of said LEM were no thicker than two sheets of aluminum foil. I guess space debris wasn’t a problem back then.
1 Bruch_Inboo 2018-09-03
There's a difference between a lander designed to work in space for a few days, and a space station designed to operate for decades.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
No-one in their right mind claimed that...
1 FUCK_the_Clintons__ 2018-09-03
No one in their right mind would, like you say, it was at least two Apollo era astronauts that claimed Apollo LEM was no thicker than a few layers of Reynolds aluminum foil.
It doesn't surprise me you don't know that, because the people that believe this utter horse shit are not actually fully aware of the truly idiotic and stupid historical claims that have been made in the past.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
Well, as I have explained to you before, it was built the same way as an aircraft, with a pressurised aluminium alloy cabin,covered in 20+ layers of various materials. But hey, that's OK, you keep on pulling 'facts' out your arse.
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-09-03
Source please.
1 Marumari777 2018-09-03
Source please.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
http://imgur.com/gallery/DPFGUog
1 FUCK_the_Clintons__ 2018-09-03
People think you are lying, but there are at least a couple Apollo "astronaughs" who made the claim the LEM was no thicker than a few layers of Reynolds aluminum foil
1 showcdp 2018-09-03
Fingering the dyke. SOP.
1 a1Drummer07 2018-09-03
This is a perfect example of a conspiracy theorist selectively, and possibly unconsciously, using only information that supports his current belief system.
https://www.cnet.com/news/astronauts-find-hole-in-the-international-space-station-plug-it-with-thumb/
This CNET article clearly states that THE HOLE Chris Hadfield posted is NOT ‘THE’ HOLE. They make it abundantly clear it is not the same hole that was recently discovered.
This whole theory is a waste of time.. we’ve been to space. Sorry no one invited you.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
I have already linked to the CNET article in the comments here, showing how it deliberately clarified that the photo was not the hole photo and had similar wording to another unrelated article, suggesting that these were hasty edits to assist in the damage control.
1 a1Drummer07 2018-09-03
Isn’t it more likely that edits were due to reports not understanding it was a different hole just as many of us would have done? Articles are revised all the time because guess what, humanity is not perfect.
It’s not like all the actual political propaganda is being written by flawless individuals who are all in on it. So many reporters are also stuck in a false narrative and may not even comprehend the social effects of what they write.
There is definitely something going on in terms of social engineering, but give the whole space conspiracy a rest. It’s wasted energy.
Oh...and the earth is a round, oblate ellipsoid.
1 Trekky0623 2018-09-03
Well note anymore. 😢
1 LadyandtheWorst 2018-09-03
So just to clarify, you’re upset that this picture from a recovered satellite from 2006 was used as an album cover in 2014? I’m confused, because some basic reverse image searching (which can also show dates of images), proves the NASA photo predates the album.
1 bhybrid 2018-09-03
Google only works to support their argument.
1 I_1F30FP135 2018-09-03
What in the absolute fuck? He just straight up posted an old photo and photoshopped the NASA watermark on it.
I can’t come up with a single reasonable explanation for this.
What was Chris Hadfield trying to accomplish here?
What other things has he claimed that we now have to question?
1 paulvs88 2018-09-03
Side-by-side https://imgur.com/a/aZJbokC
1 useless_aether 2018-09-03
https://youtu.be/EjZ7Cb5WDLM?t=73
1 dtomg45 2018-09-03
the government isn't trying anymore. this is just a sad attempt to convince us their nasa is real. a women gets sucked out of a airplane and dies because of rapid decompression but it doesn't exist in space. i call bullshit.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Yeah this was the point of the post more than the image of the alleged hole, which of course has become a straw man that the shills are using to make a production of attacking that one aspect of this post so that no one discusses how silly and stupid the concept of the ISS is in the first place.
I intend to do another post soon which ties into this incident. If you look around you’ll notice that there is now much discussion of space debris and how it is postulated that due to an increasing amount of orbiting junk, and said junk colliding with itself until it becomes some kind of deadly dust/shrapnel. Some are saying now that it might prevent future manned space travel because of the danger! So this could very well be just a pseudo-justification for why space programs will cease their efforts to send people to space. It gives them a reasonable-sounding excuse to stop faking space missions.
1 dtomg45 2018-09-03
its funny how the story keeps changing. from space debris, to meteorite, to assembly floor mishap, to crazy astronaut from previous mission drilling the hole. and also many different pictures floating around the fake web. but no one is talking about the physics of the incident and how they are still alive. i have been led to believe my whole life that something like this would be catastrophic. everyone seem to be cool with it i guess.
1 dtomg45 2018-09-03
what also doesn't make senses is the fact if it is a drill hole, then that drill hole has been there this whole time and it never had a problem. i call big bull shit on that. i am just tired of all these lies.
1 DerEndgegner 2018-09-03
Here's Cody doing an experiment on it:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APNPFbMvRFk
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Dunning Kruger effect *cough*
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1 themaskedugly 2018-09-03
I always wonder if posts like these are false-flag events to discredit conspiracy-theories.
Either way, this is some classic 'make your conclusion, find your evidence' thinking.
1 shtfuk 2018-09-03
That picture is from a scanning electron microscope (SEM). They don't have one of those on the space station. And if they did, it would require the sample being imaged to be physically placed inside the vacuum chamber on said SEM.
1 hairlice 2018-09-03
From what I've read and understand is that if your space suit fails on a space walk and you basically close your eyes and hold your breath you will be ok for a very short amount of time.
1 mehcastillo 2018-09-03
Jesus christ you're a psycho.
1 mastigia 2018-09-03
Removed rule 10
1 WhatTheNothingWorks 2018-09-03
I saw an article with this same picture used, and they never said that was the hole.
I can’t find the article right now, but they used the same picture but clearly noted it was a “hole like the one in the picture” that they plugged, not necessarily the exact hole.
I think this is more of a case of overzealous reporting and trying to be the first to break news than any nefarious cover-up or conspiracy.
Unfortunately we’re seeing lore and more these days of “journalists” publishing stories on the internet without all facts so that they can break the news for clicks, credit, at whatever other reason. But how many times do those things get edited, corrected or taken down? All because they didn’t have all the facts and wanted to run with something. I think some dimwit saw the tweet, took the photo and didn’t do much research.
1 wumms 2018-09-03
My thoughts are, that if you think that the ISS is fake, what the hell flies over head on certain times? You can see it with the naked eye and if you use some good binoculars you can make out the entire structure. Next thing is, you'll be telling me that the earth is flat. You are a true Red Formanism.
1 Dzugavili 2018-09-03
?
1 man_slave 2018-09-03
a dumbass
1 potted_sage 2018-09-03
Whether this is actually nefarious or just due to laziness and/or negligence, great find and excellent presentation of facts without any agenda.
1 97643 2018-09-03
You can literally go outside and see the ISS with your naked eyes. Put your city in at the linked site and it will tell you when the next flyover will be. If you want a more detailed view, use binoculars.
https://spotthestation.nasa.gov/sightings/
1 DarthDume 2018-09-03
Jesus Christ people like you make us look bad
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Please, do what always comes next and feign ignorance of the difference between posting and commenting.
1 DarthDume 2018-09-03
There is no difference. Get off your high horse Soros
1 whacker92 2018-09-03
Us? You're a grown ass man who plays pokemon.. You make yourself look pathetic. Good god what universe are we living in. Manchild incels like yourself are the reason why the white race is falling off.. Grow up.
1 DarthDume 2018-09-03
Cringe
1 mastigia 2018-09-03
Removed rule 10
1 sinedup4thiscomment 2018-09-03
Can you provide a link that proves NASA uses that photo?
1 Chaotix 2018-09-03
Cody's Lab made a video of it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APNPFbMvRFk
Science.
1 KingNnylf 2018-09-03
CodysLab did a video on this.
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-09-03
This was all over FE youtube and twitter. What amazed me was that not a single flat eather knew what the words at the bottom of the image meant. Not even FECORE and they say they have PhDs that help them!
1 man_slave 2018-09-03
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APNPFbMvRFk
1 zotikola 2018-09-03
Nasa cant hide the truth forever.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
This thread, and the vote counts therein, confirms that they intend to try.
1 Rainingoblivion 2018-09-03
Lol
1 bhybrid 2018-09-03
I'm glad so many people in this community disregard bottom of the barrel theories like this and the terrible psuedo-research involved. Great job everyone.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
You mean you're so glad that paid NASA shills show up to their jobs to downvote actual incriminating conspiracy material and post the same personal insults over and over again?
1 HrschG 2018-09-03
Hilarious, this made my day. have my upvote, it's well deserved.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
The vote counts in this thread are hilarious given that this is a conspiracy forum.
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-09-03
Because I know physics that makes me a s*?
1 bhybrid 2018-09-03
The shills want disinfo. This theory is great, for them.
1 CogitoNM 2018-09-03
TIL Hans Brinker was the little boy who stuck his finger in a dike.
I stayed at the Hans Brinker Hostel in Amsterdam and it was just great in its dingy, shitty glory. But hot damn, that place had some great fries and 2 for 1 wine or beer.
1 Jacko_Clark 2018-09-03
https://blogs.nasa.gov/spacestation/2018/08/30/international-space-station-status-3
The actual NASA report. Mike whener the writer on the website you linked looks to still be in highschool. The hole is not a gaping hole in the living room either, It was less then a millimeter and in a seperate space craft causing a "minor pressure drop." NASA saying minor is minor.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
That's funny, you never post here. You probably also would say that the Apollo moon missions were real as well.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
See how the image is CGI? That's because the ISS isn't really up there and it's a giant scam, which is intended to fool the incurious and ignorant masses.
1 IronyOverTheInternet 2018-09-03
Jesus Christ op, RESEARCH IS IMPORTANT
1 gandalfsbastard 2018-09-03
They didn’t use their thumbs (except maybe to troubleshoot the leak when looking for it) they used Kapton tape which is very stable polyimide film used a lot in all kinds of applications. Kapton is sorta the high tech version of duct tape.
1 basedrowlet 2018-09-03
OP was
BTFO
1 TheTrueBlue 2018-09-03
911 was an inside job
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
That's correct
1 PM_ME_UR_SCABS 2018-09-03
Maybe just delete your post, OP. It’s really garbage.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
You’ve never posted here; what do you care? You believe in the Apollo moon landings? Give me a break.
1 PM_ME_UR_SCABS 2018-09-03
Why does it matter if I’ve posted here or not? If somebody doesn’t like the food at a restaurant do you criticize them for never being a chef there?
1 Dwayne_J_Murderden 2018-09-03
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
Well it's about time something happened up there. Nothing bad ever happens which can't be fixed by a fun space walk and some Gorilla glue.
In bed a couple nights ago, my HVAC unit was short-cycling and I couldn't go to sleep. Hearing the air come on and turn off every couple minutes, combined with the general stress of being alive, being an adult, stressed me to the point where I couldn't sleep. Got me thinking about how ridiculous it is to assume that these people are insouciantly floating around, smiling, describing their ludicrous and nebulous "experiments," some of them with children back home, where their lives would be on a razor's edge. The psychological trauma caused by spending 5 minutes in such a dangerous situation would be such an adrenaline rush and intense experience that years would probably be taken from one's life, yet we are to assume that these people shower, shit, shave, and grow tomatoes up there while traveling at 17,000 mph. What a joke. What an unbelievably absurd fairy tale that exposes itself by the very nature of its goofy theatrics.
1 Absentia 2018-09-03
If it is anything like ballistics on earth you'd expect the entry to be smaller. In any case it is on a module of the Soyuz that isn't coming back to earth, so even with a temporary patch to maintain pressure it shouldn't pose any continued risk to astronauts and cosmonauts after the next trip home.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
I suspect that was a piece they brought back with them. The satellite in question was Solar Maximum, which was famous as it was the first orbiting unmanned satellite to be repaired in space.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_Maximum_Mission
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
You deserve as much credit for this comment as you do for your username, i.e. all of it.
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
No, it's not "blatantly false" or anywhere close to that; do not make bullshit assertions with the intention of misleading those too lazy to read what I actually wrote.
I have addressed the "damage control" nature of the response to this affair in this comment.
The point of this post was to highlight the latest absurd story from the ISS, about a hole being plugged with a thumb, and how it beggars belief that this utter made-up nonsense is still readily accepted and defended by so many. The title of the post itself does not even mention the photo tweeted by Hadfield.
Do you think that the Christian band Remedy Drive used a stock photo from NASA for their 2014 CD and if so, why?
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
Go on, put more words in my mouth why don't you?
1 NunesGambit 2018-09-03
The difference in pressure from inside the station to outside is only 1 atm.
The hole was the equivalent of having a pin hole in a bottle of water, the water will leak out but not rapidly and it doesn't cause catastrophic decompression.
1 Tribezeb 2018-09-03
That picture is of a whole probably smaller a pin head. Your math was for a bullet hole?
1 Trekky0623 2018-09-03
Um, because the ISS is not 10 m3 in Volume and the hole was not 1 cm2, as you quoted:
Put in the right figures:
t = -0.086 × 931 m3 × ln(0.5) / (4 × 10-6 m2 × √(300 K)) = 222 hours
Well enough time to go through the night.
1 Trekky0623 2018-09-03
It had already been leaking through the night. It was a 2 mm wide hole and would have taken days to leak all the air out of the station.
1 MerchantOfSargoth 2018-09-03
The photograph will be useful for when they're designing future spacecraft.
1 MerchantOfSargoth 2018-09-03
How do you know it would have dropped significantly?
1 mennotr 2018-09-03
Impressive math but what if the hole was way smaller? They don't mention the size right? If it's a millimeter of even way smaller maybe it could go on an entire night maybe
1 Arken411 2018-09-03
Where did the bad space-men touch you that youd believe that all of this is a malicious attempt to mislead the public into....what? Misspending a tiny fraction of the already massive defense budget? What's the end goal there?
Or, there could, you know, be a group of genuine human scientists accomplishing great things through acts of will and intelligence. And by the way, what are you using to determine the scale of the hole in that photo?(Which isn't the hole in the satellite regardless)
1 Bruch_Inboo 2018-09-03
Gotta give it to you, that's some good bullshit you're peddling.
The source for what you posted: http://www.geoffreylandis.com/higgins.html
It was posted in 2003.
Not now.
Not as a reply to this hole.
Not for the ISS.
It's for a completely different scenario, and says as much in your post. It's a shame people who seem to literally be unable to compare numbers up voted you.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
/u/joe_jaywalker sees himself as some sort of gatekeeper here...
1 FUCK_the_Clintons__ 2018-09-03
No one in their right mind would, like you say, it was at least two Apollo era astronauts that claimed Apollo LEM was no thicker than a few layers of Reynolds aluminum foil.
It doesn't surprise me you don't know that, because the people that believe this utter horse shit are not actually fully aware of the truly idiotic and stupid historical claims that have been made in the past.
1 ridestraight 2018-09-03
Ooops. Out-going air or pressure equalization...
1 Buzz_Killington_III 2018-09-03
The answer to all of those questions WRT flat earthers is 'God.' Literally the explanation they use to fill in all of the holes is magic. That's how illogical the whole thing is.
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
2.000000000 mm is an awfully precise measurement.
was it 1.98mm 1.99mm or 2.01mm or 2.02mm.
will they ever tell us...
1 perfect_pickles 2018-09-03
the Urban Space Man just died, we are good for a while.
McCain Palin 2008
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-09-03
Except the tweet doesn't say that.
1 farmersboy70 2018-09-03
Well, I keep asking people to show me proof that the moon landings were faked, but no-one has been able to do that. They had the hardware, the know-how, the willing, the men...why is that so hard to accept?
1 IMA_Catholic 2018-09-03
I believe he is a follower of these people who appear to, at least some of them, believe this.
https://fecore.org/
1 joe_jaywalker 2018-09-03
That's correct
1 toybrandon 2018-09-03
This is not correct.