I heard she has a bit of a penis. That's totally a conspiracy.

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Any chance it's some kind of strap-on just to screw with people's minds? I know it's unlikely, just sayin'...

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don't let the door hit your ass

Smell ya later.

embrace the chaos

Read all of those, they make sense. Do you have a better explanation for all of that shit in the videos? Do you really think these videos are just a mash of meaningless stylization? Are all of these occult symbols really just a coincidence?

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If we were meant to think about their art, what were we supposed to think?

Did you even read those articles?

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I've never fucked an alien in my life.

Edit: Kinda funny that I just got ridiculed for expressing an interest in aliens in THIS sub-reddit.

Not this shit again. Get off my internets.

"the moon is made of bacon, and i am cheese." -my 8 year old said this to me this morning, wearing a bacon mustache. now, is this from mind control? is NASA hiding the fact that he moon is made of bacon by convincing my 8 year old that he is made of cheese? :P

retard

this is why people keep submitting "I unsubscribed from conspiracy today..." stories.

you seem to be trying to make barely coherent "pop" music have more meaning than it does.

http://www.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/99tmp/the_lady_gaga_illuminati_connection/

OMG. That is my new favorite website.

Phazon must be a government disinfo agent, why else would he put so much work into making people unsubscribe from this sub-reddit.

You never really notice the symbolism in the media and the veiled meanings unless you're on your toes or someone actually points it out. Then the robots come out of the woodwork and call you crazy or say you are a loser looking into things too much. Some of them are establishment agents (either visible or undercover) but many are just brainwashed useful idiots.

Agreed.

mmkay, so this dude suffers from a severe case of confirmation bias. the Korn one was especially funny.

I've had a serious sweet tooth for this kind of stuff ever since the "Spellbound?" comic put out by our friend and original nutcase, Jack Chick. It's awesome.

This is pretty much more of that sort of thing. Unfortunately, I had to sit through a lot of very shitty music to get my fix.

That guy singing for Korn...oh, man. Someone needs to cut off those dreadlocks and lock him in a room with some Pantera, Slayer and Sabbath records for a week. He might actually grow a pair of testicles.

i'm 24 and wtf is this stupid shit

Ah thank you phazon, been a rough morning so far and you just gave me a good laugh.

I didn't even have to look at the submitter to know that this garbage submission was from Phazon.

Lolwut?

I had no choice, like a moth drawn to a flame this bizarre topic grabbed me. This place makes me look sane. Just what the...