Delaware?? I think not!

1  2018-09-10 by SpadeSeveren

Delaware isn't real. I have never been to Delaware. I have never met anyone who has been to Delaware. I have never met anybody who has met somebody who has been to Delaware. We looked it up the other day. Their state beverage is milk. Milk! How obviously fake could you be? We found a list of "famous" people from Delaware, but we only recognized one name on the list: Joe Biden. Funny how the only properly famous person from "Delaware" works for the government. Fun facts about Delaware? Apparently, it was the first official state in the US. Seems like a really good way to convince people it's legit: Tell them it was toooootally the first one.

(anyone who responds to this claiming they live in/are from "Delaware" are just liars trying to cover up the truth)

26 comments

1  DonnaGail 2018-09-10

I've been to Delaware.

1  cosmiclifeform 2018-09-10

Shill right here.

1  DonnaGail 2018-09-10

🙂 I've been found out!

1  CelineHagbard 2018-09-10

Removed. Rule 10. 1st warning.

1  Tony8656 2018-09-10

I've been to Delaware

1  Huxley1984 2018-09-10

Me too. They have a gas station there. I’m positive I wasn’t in New Jersey. Now Montana? Not sure.

1  BassBeerNBabes 2018-09-10

I've seen signs for it, but never have been to Nebraska. I think that's where they hide the edge of the Flat Earth.

1  Huxley1984 2018-09-10

Donna Gail is paid by the Biden’s. But I’ve actually been there.

1  rocketcrotch 2018-09-10

Didn't Joe Flacco play for Delaware...and now the one-eyed ravens?!

1  Huxley1984 2018-09-10

Joe Flacco doesn’t exist. He’s actually Tony Romo.

1  Tony8656 2018-09-10

Maybe you are on to something. I haven't been to Siberia and I have NEVER met anyone from there either. I am calling it BS. NOT REAL.

1  kit8642 2018-09-10

LOL! This post is hilarious and hits very close to home for me. About 15 years ago, I had to hitchhike from North Lake Tahoe to One Ring Road in Rubicon (almost south lake). It was normally 3-5 rides each way. Anyways, I always broke the ice by asking if anyone had met or knew anyone from Delaware. It was more of a joke, but I had half my roommates at the time honestly believing it didn't exist, they even started asking around. It took a full year till I finally got in a car with some folks, asked, and they were all from Delaware... To which I exclaimed, "You motherfuckers are real!!!". They thought it was hilarious, even had them come over to the house to have some beers and introduce them to my roommates. Good times!

1  BigZwigs 2018-09-10

Unfortunately it's real

1  vonmolotov 2018-09-10

Lol I was about to comment - I've been to Delaware and unfortunately it's real.

1  talixansoldier 2018-09-10

Shill city in this bitch

1  Iceboundend 2018-09-10

Gotta legitimize post history somehow, but cant talk about real conspiracies.

Oh noes the conundrum.

1  SlimCivicEF 2018-09-10

I’m from delaware

1  astro80 2018-09-10

I’d rather read 100 more threads like this here then some political stuff

1  b8ta 2018-09-10

I believe it’s pronounced Deleware. At least, it Delawere...

1  gigi_gadget 2018-09-10

I’ve read a post exactly like this. Except the state was South Dakota. Which state is next?

1  SlipperySerpent 2018-09-10

rhode island

1  SirDeeznuts 2018-09-10

I'm from Delaware. Can confirm it is a psyop. The tax free shopping and pristine roads are just a distraction.

1  FibTrade 2018-09-10

I’ve been to Delaware.. bought a whole bunch of clothes and paid no tax.

1  Pcphorse118 2018-09-10

Ive been there (or at least where it is claimed to be) for Grottos

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1  elcad 2018-09-10

My greatest shame was that I was born in Delaware. I find it an ugly boring place.

1  ColinsEgo 2018-09-10

Controlled (retarded) opposition