Noted: to all staff: Macanatron is to be processed and used as toilet paper only,repeat toilet paper only! Lets keep out cloacas clean reptilians! That is all!
It means that each individual building block within me is capable of exerting a reactive modulating monopolar energy field on other blocks allowing me to assemble myself into many forms. The interior of each block contains 2 million isolated keron pathways…
Not interdimensional sentient reptilian beings! Silly monkey! That's it! Your gonna get enslaved,or eaten. We're achieving consensus, so stand by for doom!
Crush your enemies,see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women. Oh yeah, one more thing, bugs are yummy crunchy snax! That's how we spell snacks amongst our galactic empire.
Snax. The X at the end replacing a couple of letters makes it way outerspace kooler!
High above your pitiful weak world! You hairless apes could have had it all but you squandered it! Now we've come to save you from yourselves! Slavery,its gonna be slavery!
Its for your own good! Also, yall delicious!
To do an AMA in /r/conspiracy, your identity has to be verified in advance by the mod team. A gif of you shape-shifting would probably have been sufficient.
r/ conspiracy... where credulity and the lack of humor meet, what a pathetic shit show! George Soros... yeah yeah ! We''re going back to Alpha Draconis you monkey fucks! Have fun killing yourselves over nothing! We'll be back sooner than you think to eat and enslave you! You maggots are doing the hard work for us! See you in 200 standard earth years! Try to do better. Suprise us! WE WILL MEET AGAIN!!!
To do an AMA in /r/conspiracy, your identity has to be verified in advance by the mod team. A gif of you shape-shifting would probably have been sufficient.
59 comments
1 WarSanchez 2018-09-24
How high are you?
1 TheMadQuixotician 2018-09-24
Ft ft
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Your u/ is superb.your banter is swell you will submit to our bidding or we'll drag you to hell! Not really.
1 TheMadQuixotician 2018-09-24
Three quarters correct, but you've earned some respect...though I don't take too nice, being subject to m.i.c.E.
;D
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
I'm thinking about this high.
1 WarSanchez 2018-09-24
Lmao I think I got high just watching that.
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
I get high just to watch it.
It always leaves me with more questions than answers.
And you just know they've gotten weird together, at least once.
1 TheMadQuixotician 2018-09-24
Sweet merciful lord!
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
Sweet Mary Jane!
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
We are your lords! There is no mercy!
1 GuruOfGravitas 2018-09-24
I am calling altered and fake, no one can get that high. la la lala la la la laaa. ;)
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
I get fucking close when i smoke my glass bong through my 3 stage water pipe! :D
1 GuruOfGravitas 2018-09-24
I believe you.
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
David Icke high, obviously!
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
He's one of your lot too I reckon.
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Aye aye me good laddie buck! I like your accent. It really comes through in your text. You are one clever monkey. We'll eat you last.
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
That will be your last mistake.
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Noted: to all staff: Macanatron is to be processed and used as toilet paper only,repeat toilet paper only! Lets keep out cloacas clean reptilians! That is all!
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
I am Mecanatron. Do you know what that means?
It means that each individual building block within me is capable of exerting a reactive modulating monopolar energy field on other blocks allowing me to assemble myself into many forms. The interior of each block contains 2 million isolated keron pathways…
Need i keep going?
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
No! Monkey learns words! Good luck with that theory you mammalian savage!
1 IXICHAOSIMI 2018-09-24
No officer it’s “hi how are you?”
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
12 human meters
1 gimmethal00t 2018-09-24
What color was the dress
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Color? Meh, not so much we rely mostly on body heat and innocence! Yum!
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
Is it true that most reptiles need a constant temperature between 70 to 85 degrees (F), with basking areas that reach over 100 degrees (F).
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Not interdimensional sentient reptilian beings! Silly monkey! That's it! Your gonna get enslaved,or eaten. We're achieving consensus, so stand by for doom!
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
I'm doom prepped and ready for the fight you scaly villain!
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Bitch we have orbital death rays and shit! A monkey in a hole ain't gonna stop us!
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
yeah... but we've got Jean Claude Van Damme.
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Shows what you know! Look at him ...lizard, This is gonna be so easy! Laughs reptilianly!
1 MMAPundit 2018-09-24
What’s good hommie
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Crush your enemies,see them driven before you and to hear the lamentations of their women. Oh yeah, one more thing, bugs are yummy crunchy snax! That's how we spell snacks amongst our galactic empire. Snax. The X at the end replacing a couple of letters makes it way outerspace kooler!
1 talixansoldier 2018-09-24
Thanks, will be using next time someone asks me something similar.
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Talaxian eh? See you in the 10th dimension!
1 MMAPundit 2018-09-24
Word, that’s dope my kininigan
1 GuruOfGravitas 2018-09-24
Are you large enough to be fashioned into shoes with a matching brief case or carry bag?
If yes, perhaps an in person meeting can be arranged for an inspection. Scars and damage in the wrong places would decrease your value.
/s
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
Why the /s?
You've asked some legit questions and stated some facts that are obviously true about reptilian scales.
Damage would definitely decrease the value. Although if it was only superficial the usability wouldn't be effected.
1 GuruOfGravitas 2018-09-24
Lizard shoes and bags have nothing to do with usability and everything to do with a status statement.
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
Ever been to Lizard country?... those bags and shoes could save your life!
1 GuruOfGravitas 2018-09-24
You think I could pass or should I wait until I can get a jacket as well?
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
The shoes and jacket would suffice, they're simple minded creatures.
1 GuruOfGravitas 2018-09-24
I am going to have to wait for a couple more reptilians to show up for a jacket, ;/
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Yeah dumbass we own em'! Duh...
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
/s= disinfo but im coming clean.
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
Back to your pit, demon.
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Silly monkey!
1 Capt_Irk 2018-09-24
Are the grays your enemy? Are they our friends?
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Fleshbots, organic machines. I think you knew that... clever monkey!
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
High above your pitiful weak world! You hairless apes could have had it all but you squandered it! Now we've come to save you from yourselves! Slavery,its gonna be slavery! Its for your own good! Also, yall delicious!
1 Sabremesh 2018-09-24
Removed. Rule 12.
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
What happened here?
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
Fuckery, no doubt founded by George Soros!
1 Sabremesh 2018-09-24
To do an AMA in /r/conspiracy, your identity has to be verified in advance by the mod team. A gif of you shape-shifting would probably have been sufficient.
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Ah thsnks for the headsup. Because consriracy people just love to be verified!
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
BOO!!!!
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Oh dear. Its retarded!
1 456com 2018-09-24
What part of Antarctica is your main stronghold city?
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
The really cold bit.
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
r/ conspiracy... where credulity and the lack of humor meet, what a pathetic shit show! George Soros... yeah yeah ! We''re going back to Alpha Draconis you monkey fucks! Have fun killing yourselves over nothing! We'll be back sooner than you think to eat and enslave you! You maggots are doing the hard work for us! See you in 200 standard earth years! Try to do better. Suprise us! WE WILL MEET AGAIN!!!
1 GuruOfGravitas 2018-09-24
You think I could pass or should I wait until I can get a jacket as well?
1 MRH1138 2018-09-24
Aye aye me good laddie buck! I like your accent. It really comes through in your text. You are one clever monkey. We'll eat you last.
1 Mecanatron 2018-09-24
Fuckery, no doubt founded by George Soros!
1 Sabremesh 2018-09-24
To do an AMA in /r/conspiracy, your identity has to be verified in advance by the mod team. A gif of you shape-shifting would probably have been sufficient.
1 TheMadQuixotician 2018-09-24
Three quarters correct, but you've earned some respect...though I don't take too nice, being subject to m.i.c.E.
;D