Hi! I'm God - AMA
1 2018-09-28 by Zummuzuz
So sorry I haven't been around for a while. Building universes everywhere can be very time consuming.
Anyhoo, I was drifting back into these parts when I noticed how messy the place was! I don't remember leaving all this space junk behind! And what happened to Mars?? Hehe, jokes. Of course I know.
I am here to answer any questions you may have. Going by the amount of messages left on my machine i assume this tiny rock is just jam packed full of problems.
I know what you're thinking and i would too - damage control!
I assure you that this isn't a heavenly PR stunt.
36 comments
1 Bjerken 2018-09-28
What?
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
Exactly!
1 WhatTheHosenHey 2018-09-28
Vacuum or broom?
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
Definitely a broom. Have you ever hoovered up headphones before?
1 MurkyOrAFK 2018-09-28
finally! We've been waiting for ages to end the debate:
Can you..or can you not...create a rock that not even you could lift?
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
There is a cheap rumour floating around that somehow i am a separate entity when in fact i am the rock!
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
SS: I've been away for a while so i guess it's time to face the music...
1 Wat1381 2018-09-28
I hear you are all knowing , all powerful and everywhere...etc So how does it feel watching the rape , torture and constant abuse worldwide of innocent children and babies , and doing nothing ?
1 NickyDridge 2018-09-28
Does an eternity of punishment fairly equate a lifetime of sin?
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
Well, it had to come.
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The negative forces in your universe do not care about rationale. They stop at nothing to take you energy.
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Now, i release a burden i have carried for a long time: I am responsible for everything. How could i know if something was good or bad without a comparison.
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So i built your universe on positive and negative values. A continuous wave of both values shooting everywhere and ultimately consuming hosts.
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My redemption was to give you autonomy to choose your fate that will determine what kind of energy you will release upon physically passing.
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The ultimate and non-emotional answer is yes.
1 shadyrecords16 2018-09-28
Who created you? And who created that? And so on..
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
I came to be in a similar way to you. One day i just started being.
1 shadyrecords16 2018-09-28
But how? I was made when 2 people had sex. Who had sex to make you start being
1 DrMeatRub 2018-09-28
What came first? The chicken, or the egg?
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
Egg.
1 mailord1 2018-09-28
Fuck i thing you truly are god, every dumbass thinks it was the chiken.
1 ShoulderGroove 2018-09-28
Can you really see me when I fap?
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
Yes. And yes, impressive too!
1 queefhoffer 2018-09-28
Is 42 the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
unfortunately, no.
1 connor_500 2018-09-28
is weed a gift from the heavens above?
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
For sure.
1 connor_500 2018-09-28
oh thank god
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
no need.
1 wittor 2018-09-28
are you octavia spencer or morgan freeman?
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
Both.
1 wittor 2018-09-28
80
1 ForRealTho27 2018-09-28
Do you hate me for living my life differently to the current understanding of your values? If so, why didn't you make your expectations clearer?
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
No, i am very indifferent. I have no expectations.
1 ForRealTho27 2018-09-28
Good to finally get this in writing :)
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
You're welcome.
1 Cannabis-Jesus 2018-09-28
Dad?
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
Yes?
1 mailord1 2018-09-28
I think im the re-encarnation of Alexander the great, whats your opinion?
1 Zummuzuz 2018-09-28
Ultimately i do not care what you think you are - your energy is all that matters.
1 mailord1 2018-09-28
Why dont you just kill us all and force us to see the truth? And send a new wave of intelligent thing to earth?