Hi! I'm God - AMA

1  2018-09-28 by Zummuzuz

So sorry I haven't been around for a while. Building universes everywhere can be very time consuming.

Anyhoo, I was drifting back into these parts when I noticed how messy the place was! I don't remember leaving all this space junk behind! And what happened to Mars?? Hehe, jokes. Of course I know.

I am here to answer any questions you may have. Going by the amount of messages left on my machine i assume this tiny rock is just jam packed full of problems.

I know what you're thinking and i would too - damage control!

I assure you that this isn't a heavenly PR stunt.

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What?

Exactly!

Vacuum or broom?

Definitely a broom. Have you ever hoovered up headphones before?

finally! We've been waiting for ages to end the debate:

Can you..or can you not...create a rock that not even you could lift?

There is a cheap rumour floating around that somehow i am a separate entity when in fact i am the rock!

SS: I've been away for a while so i guess it's time to face the music...

I hear you are all knowing , all powerful and everywhere...etc So how does it feel watching the rape , torture and constant abuse worldwide of innocent children and babies , and doing nothing ?

Does an eternity of punishment fairly equate a lifetime of sin?

Well, it had to come.

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The negative forces in your universe do not care about rationale. They stop at nothing to take you energy.

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Now, i release a burden i have carried for a long time: I am responsible for everything. How could i know if something was good or bad without a comparison.

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So i built your universe on positive and negative values. A continuous wave of both values shooting everywhere and ultimately consuming hosts.

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My redemption was to give you autonomy to choose your fate that will determine what kind of energy you will release upon physically passing.

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The ultimate and non-emotional answer is yes.

Who created you? And who created that? And so on..

I came to be in a similar way to you. One day i just started being.

But how? I was made when 2 people had sex. Who had sex to make you start being

What came first? The chicken, or the egg?

Egg.

Fuck i thing you truly are god, every dumbass thinks it was the chiken.

Can you really see me when I fap?

Yes. And yes, impressive too!

Is 42 the answer to the ultimate question of life, the universe and everything?

unfortunately, no.

is weed a gift from the heavens above?

For sure.

oh thank god

no need.

are you octavia spencer or morgan freeman?

Both.

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Do you hate me for living my life differently to the current understanding of your values? If so, why didn't you make your expectations clearer?

No, i am very indifferent. I have no expectations.

Good to finally get this in writing :)

You're welcome.

Dad?

Yes?

I think im the re-encarnation of Alexander the great, whats your opinion?

Ultimately i do not care what you think you are - your energy is all that matters.

Why dont you just kill us all and force us to see the truth? And send a new wave of intelligent thing to earth?