I work indirectly for the bad aliens by trying to convince people that the world is run by fake aliens (shapeshifting reptilians) instead of the REAL aliens (The Jews from planet Zion)

I think I am a bad alien. At least that's what one of the good aliens told me.

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All knowledge of my origins and mission has been sublimated.

A secret word will be broadcast and will trigger my memory. I don't know when this will happen.

Your aliens must be different than mine. It's a big universe, so you must be with the dumb fucks from Omicron Persei 8. They have great technology but they never get things right.

That rings a bell but I can't be sure.

It's from Futurama. Hurrr durrr

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Damn! You too??

ergaergaerga

Anyone can be CONTROLLED by either good or bad aliens. Some people are more susceptible to their control. It's not so cut and dried. They jump INTO our consciousnesses and coerce us one way or the other. They're slick bastards, too. Ultimately you have to go with what agrees most with your sensibilities once you attract their attention. Hope this helps.

Those more susceptible would be the IGNORANT. That's why the elites fear and revile living in the Information Age. It runs counter to their gameplan.

Do your best to educate yourself, be a True Seeker, and no harm shall come to you.

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Ultimately, they're a nuisance, man. You just have to listen for the one thing they can never contradict. That's the key.

please explain a bit more. I know listening to yourself is the only way to break free of any manipulation but i want to hear your ideas

Well, the ones who are readily playing games with you, offering you a place on their ship, offering you a place in the leadership, etc., then taking it away and acting extremely disappointed about some of your thought processes and suggesting you do things I won't mention here . . . they're just a bunch of jokesters who play you like a video game via suggestion, incentive and disincentive. But THEN there are the Programmers, who manifest as silent, probing recorders of your soul. They're like the tweezers and pipettes of some vast intelligence somewhere in another dimension, and they just record things of interest. One stuck his consciousness into me and I cut it off at the elbow since it wasn't welcome. Suddenly, the jokesters started yelling at me, nay, SCREAMING at me that I fought a Programmer and that he was their friend and they were shocked. They kept emphasizing that Programmers are a TOTALLY different species that doesn't understand hostility and that I actually BROKE this particular one. I felt great shame until later when the jokester playing my friend told me that I had done the right thing and that I was so well programmed. He said my soul would go into the library of heroes. Then I listened to the one thing I couldn't contradict and checked myself into a hospital. Within ten minutes of taking a Zyprexa, it was 90% quieter in my head. Most incredible adventure of my life.

and this was all on DMT? haha jk.. are you still on zyprexa?

No, it was the government that denatured my brain first using pulsed microwave technology. I believe this merged neurons and synapses and set things haywire, opening me up to alien coercion. Mostly lithium keeps me sane now, although I have some bad days.

I am currently plotting a nefarious scheme which would allow me to overpower Earthlings and rule their domain. However, although I do possess a fantastic plan, I am currently behind schedule at the moment because I having difficulty acquiring enough black Magic Markers to complete it.

Don't be stupid. No one would be fooled for one second if we drew the fake tunnel entrances on the rocks with yellow markers. We're not sure why this didn't work so well when the coyote used it on that damned noisy bird but we don't think you humans will be as clever.

Couldn't you use yellow highlighters? Wouldn't some yellow highlighters do the trick? Or. Perhaps some Wite-Out.

One word: Liquid Paper. Oh wait, that's two words. Damn.

Ha! Trick question! There are no good aliens! Stephen Hawking says so.

I must be a bad alien. The ADL has been hounding me for about a year now. And we all know the kind of RESOURCES the Alien Defamation League has.

I'm not a good alien or a bad alien. I'm an illegal alien.

I am a neutral, this you call, alien. One of a few thousand of my people living and interacting on this planet for the purpose of learning.

Yes, there are others who visit with the sole purpose of learning for exploitation of your people and your resources.

There are yet others still very close to you whom have not yet visited. Their purpose would be complete annihilation of the human species on this, what you call the Earth, for many purposes.

Would you like to know more? I shall answer only what I chose to answer.

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To answer your question createuniverses

None of my people are world leaders. There are currently two who have positions in government. One in the area that you call the United States and one in the area that you call England.

The others who visit your planet Earth, the ones often called 'Grays', the are incapable of interacting so closely with humans.

The human answering your questions also, hypercubeinvasion, is not a visitor. There are no visitors on this planet Earth who roam through humans consciousnesses as he is implying.

Would you like to know more? I shall answer only what I chose to answer.

Depends on the day, since they roam through consciousness like one might sail through the seas. Duh.

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The purpose of visits from my people of one of knowledge and understanding. We are simultaneously evaluating your conditions... how peaceful you are, how peaceful you are not, how you treat your planet, how and why you treat others of your species and etc. We have been visiting your planet for a few, what you call, thousands of years as we were the first visitors to discover it. Within the last, what you call, century, we have visited much more often as our goal has switched from one of simple observation to a much more defined observation of your capabilities. This is due in large part to your sudden increase in technology with emphasis on your ability to release energy in such an explosive manner.

There has been talk amongst my people of protection from those that would wish to you harm. There has been no communication as to whether you are worth saving or not. This does not mean that you need saving, you are very capable. But a time may come when you are seized upon and not ready for it.

Would you like to know more? I shall answer only what I chose to answer.

Not to learn. To enjoy, to watch, to play like video games.

I guess I'm a Plieadian, or maybe I just work for the Plieadians. I'm not really sure, but apparently I'm one of their Lightworkers. Or at least that's what they told me. It might be the KGB/CIA mind control, the ACID, or the schizophrenia.

They are the Bringers of the Dawn, or HP Lovecraft's Great Old Ones. Lucifer, or Satan. A psychic consciousness that lurks behind the veil promising freewill and sowing rebellion. Sent to free the enthralled race of humanity from reptilian control, or something like that...

I am a good alien. dont fuck with me or my people

Where do the robots fit in with all this?

What of alien math, logics, philosophy and love? Very little talk of that. Help me turn my brain into a supercomputer so that I can understand my BF.

Nice try ICE.