BP exec dies in plane crash.

67  2010-11-25 by nobodyhere

If anyone can have fun with this, it's you guys and 4chan.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/us_florida_plane_crash

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I came here to say that. Bravo!

Ding Ding Ding DIng. We have a winnah!

Unsubscribe from r/atheism. There is indeed a god.

Lol if Bush+ senate + house + congress + and a few lobbyist all die from mysterious reasons I will officially believe in god.

Bush+ senate + house + congress
These are just puppets, that will be quickly replaced.

depends how they die.

do not concurrently fly small planes and have enemies.

Apparently I'm safe. I'm only single-threaded.

Lots of assassinations have been covered up by airplane crashes...

Here's a game some one make a post with a comprehensive list for r/con, it would be a great idea to see how many prominent figures die to plane crashes...lol

Ahhh ain't that sad, let me help by pouring some more oil on the fire

I think we should try to plug the fire with a concrete barrier after a several weeks of planning.

Aww. Don't be cruel. Pour the cement after a week. Don't want to put out the fire too soon do we?

K A R M A

Looks like he was in...

puts on sunglasses

a SLICK situation....

YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!

He who would pun would pick a pocket... nevertheless, that deserves 1^

If there's a conspiracy here, isn't it rather said BP executive faking his own death to escape the shame?

Michae Jackson did it first.

We're Sorry.

Maybe his plane sprung an oil leak and the engine exploded?

So who services these planes?

Halliburton?

Planes crash frequently. This is coincidence, unless you have something else to show. This subreddit is for conspiracies, not delusions.

Ah, but many here see conspiracies everywhere. I'm simply planting the seed to see how far people go.

I'm discouraged to see that the jews or the CIA haven't been blamed yet.

I appreciate your intentions, but is it really helping? Isn't it like inviting alcoholics to a bar, and offering them free drinks? People who are prone to such flights of fancy need help, not fuel, surely.

Maybe your type of comment, which I was hoping to see, will help them see just that.

I sincerely doubt it - people who assume there is something strange in this story are not doing so through logic, so clearly a logical argument highlighting their lack of logic will fall on deaf ears. They are operating outside of rational thought.

Black was director of operations for BP's Gulf Coast Restoration Organization and had a key role guiding the business unit created after April's Deepwater Horizon rig fire and explosion and monthslong spill that spewed at least 200 millions of crude oil from a blown-out BP well.

Two boo-boos in one sentence.

http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/monthslong

I've been seeing this one a lot lately. It isn't in any actual dictionaries, and I believe the more correct form would be months-long, but this form of it seems to be becoming common.

doublepluslong

No conspiracy needed - it was just another Piper Malibu crash. Piper Malibus are fast, complex, and have a habit of breaking apart in mid-flight.

He who would pun would pick a pocket... nevertheless, that deserves 1^