IT'S A TRAP!

Honeypot? :O

Did I mention she [...] works for a large defense contractor?

Go back to sleep. The dream version is better than the reality you're walking into.

You know it could be a trap, but I'm going to show everyone how paranoid this conspiracy theorist is NOT by calling this girl and not jumping to unfounded conclusions.

Tell her that she will need to sleep with you to prove that she isn't a government agent. Yes, it's faulty logic, but it just might work.

Listen to Ackbar! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dddAi8FF3F4

Conspiracy love! It's the best. I hope we aren't separated at the FEMA camps.

Most girls just write me off as insane even though I am intelligent and reasonably attractive, so it's refreshing to meet a girl I can actually talk to and not feel like I'm being judged. I have been single for over 3 years now because I decided I'm done playing games and would only date an intelligent woman who lives up to my standards. It has been a really lonely 3 years. Not even a date to speak of. But like I said, I'm better off being single than pretending to be somebody I'm not or disagreeing with my significant other about the very nature of life.

9000sins writes:

I just met an amazing girl at work. She is beautiful intelligent and best of all we talked about conspiracy for like a half an hour before she gave me her number.

RandomRedditGirl comments:

I hope we aren't separated at the FEMA camps.

9000sins responds with an ode to forever alone. whoosh

Wait... Did I just... Is that really... No way.

If I'm right, you owe me.

I don't think you are, but I have been wrong before. I looked through her comments and I gathered that she lives in a different city. Same state though, and there is always the possibility that she moved from one city to the next. That would be amazing though if that was her. That would mean we have kind of known each other for some time now. crazy. If its her I'll buy you a beer.

I looked through her comments

me too.

She's married.

EDIT:

Divorced. Hmmm....

Has a child. Hmmm. I wouldn't mind this if she is the right girl.

She's a Navy vet working in a VA hospital with PTSD patients... while this doesn't coincide with "modeling", it does coincide with "a large defense contractor".

The plot thickens.

I hope you have 2 working kidneys, friendo.

"As he drifted back into conscienceness a cold sensation rushed through his whole body like the arctic wind blowing right through him. He soon realized his hands were dripping wet and this frightened him enough to jolt his mind back to reality. He felt panicked after he realized that this wasn't his hotel room he was waking up in. He was outdoors in what appeared to be a desert, laying in a pig feeding trough filled with ice. He felt a pinching sensation in his chest. He reached up to figure out what was pinching, and his hand came back with a note. It read: "atención: su riñón ha sido eliminado. Por favor, busque atención médica lo más pronto posible." Suddenly he wished he had paid more attention in spanish class."

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For some reason this made me blush.

inside job.

Must be an undercover operative of some sort. I think you should perform some operations with her under the covers!

amazing! I didn't know that men could think and talk to a woman at the same time!

I know, right?

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I am in my mid 50's and very discouraged about communicating with men. I find it AMAZING that a man would actually care enough to try and communicate.

Are you kidding? Men LOVE women. And as a woman you have the ultimate say so when it comes to this. YOU have all the power in relationship situations. Even unattractive women have a chance to engage men and can almost certainly have sex with almost any man she wants. This is simple sociology. Men want sex. Women want sex too, but are way more particular about with whom they have sex with. Even if the subject of sex were obscured, we still love women for other reasons. Who else will do nice things for us like taking care of us when we are sick, making our breakfasts, lunches and dinners, and doing our laundry and other tedious things they do just because they care? This may sound sexist, but it's actually a thank you. Thanks to all those women out there for loving us, even though we are ungrateful, domineering, condescending and we also smell pretty bad too. We don't deserve you. From the men of the world, thank you.

Thank you! You must be married!

If I was I wouldn't be posting about this beautiful girl I just met this morning. I was the OP of this post btw. I have been single for over 3 years now. Girls ignore the poor guy who talks about conspiracies. It's social programming and it helps to make sure anyone who actually cares about the state of the world has less of an opportunity to reproduce. That's my thoughts at least.

My experience is that guys really don't like intelligent beautiful women. In other words woman = dumb. Am overjoyed that you speak to a woman intelligently AND listen to her thoughtfully. It is AWESOME!

Thank you. It has taken many years of being single and learning about who I really am on the inside to realize exactly what I need and want in a woman. Unfortunately the qualities I seek are exceedingly rare, especially in today's chemically lobotomized sociopathic society. I like girls who are genuinely sweet. I have met 3 in my lifetime, and I'm always on the lookout for the next. When I find her I'm not going to give up very easily.

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They talk to my breasts. Around here the guys REALLY like me this time of year because I am single,have a warm house and a 4x4 truck. I wondered for a long time if guys even have feelings. Now I think they do, but depth is not usually on the agenda.

Lawl, honey trap.

good luck my son.

Thanks! :D

works for a large defense contractor

:(

It's an unusual career choice for her, seeing as how she is so wise to what is going down. She says she is working the system from the inside, and has successfully swayed the opinions of others within her organization. Seems pretty legit, but I guess this could be the proverbial honey pot. Only time will tell, so if I disappear you guys should start asking questions.

Tell it to someone who cares

I already did. =D

Awesome dude.
so, is the tatoo gonna be like 'i love rabbit holes' ?