Hey guys, We at FEMA headquarters would like to make sure that our services are top notch. Please tell us before hand what would you like to see before we force you into one of our camps. 'peace'
How about purple Grimace "Happy Fun Time" zip ties. Or the Hamburglar Halloween "Spooky Darkness Hood". Or special Ronald colored jumpsuits? Don't forget the Mayor McCheese "Special Shower Party".
Know what's hilarious this thread pointed out that they don't need camps. They are already imprisoning us with video games, mcscronalds, and electronic doodads.
Why would they bare the expense when we do it for them!
I would like to volunteer to be a trustee, so I can help keep our new home spic & span! I'll need access to all the camps cleaning supplies though, especially the bleach and ammonia.
How about a convenient list containing the names of citizens which may foment dissent within these camps and attempt to disrupt the status quo. This list could even be color coded, i.e. blue for safe and red for disruptive. You could check the names of new campers against the list and sort them accordingly.
I'd hate to have radicals inside the camps stirring up trouble.
Maybe you could find some work for us to do... being interned in a camp all day with nothing to do but watch reality shows on the big screen could get boring.
Maybe a garden.... we could grow fresh vegetables to sell... we'll need a machine to help pick the veggies, i guess..... and maybe we can even grow some cotton.... we could make our own clothes. We'll probably need one of those fancy cotton-picking machines too.... maybe get one of those.
That's what I want to do.... drive the fancy cotton-picking machine. We will have a fancy machine, right?
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6 FemaCampDirector 2012-02-14
We will not be accepting coupons.
6 Epikhairekakia 2012-02-14
As long as there's a McDonald's, you'll find most Americans will feel right at home.
2 [deleted] 2012-02-14
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1 mrdoom 2012-02-14
And the toy surprise will be...
4 Epikhairekakia 2012-02-14
How about purple Grimace "Happy Fun Time" zip ties. Or the Hamburglar Halloween "Spooky Darkness Hood". Or special Ronald colored jumpsuits? Don't forget the Mayor McCheese "Special Shower Party".
1 FemaCampDirector 2012-02-14
Just wait till day 363 of having nothing but Big Macs.
2 Epikhairekakia 2012-02-14
If you make sure to stock the McRib, people will be lining up to get in.
3 douchebag_investor 2012-02-14
I'd like to see a VIP section.
2 [deleted] 2012-02-14
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2 UpInNope 2012-02-14
oh god. thats not funny at all thats entirely possible. this joke has gone too far your giving them bad for us good for them ideas.
0 CowGoezMoo 2012-02-14
Does every camp come with their own tinfoil hats?!
3 archonemis 2012-02-14
Don't struggle - it'll look bad on your record.
2 [deleted] 2012-02-14
Big screen TV streaming trashy reality shows.
1 FemaCampDirector 2012-02-14
You bet that's a Nein!
2 EyesfurtherUp 2012-02-14
Know what's hilarious this thread pointed out that they don't need camps. They are already imprisoning us with video games, mcscronalds, and electronic doodads.
Why would they bare the expense when we do it for them!
1 [deleted] 2012-02-14
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1 [deleted] 2012-02-14
Conditioning and desensitizing you to the idea of war and death. I like your thinking citizen, now pick up that can...
1 FemaCampDirector 2012-02-14
Nein.
1 spalad 2012-02-14
I would like to volunteer to be a trustee, so I can help keep our new home spic & span! I'll need access to all the camps cleaning supplies though, especially the bleach and ammonia.
2 FemaCampDirector 2012-02-14
Nein!
1 arsf1357 2012-02-14
can i have a guitar?
1 FemaCampDirector 2012-02-14
Nein.
1 tankjr 2012-02-14
How about a convenient list containing the names of citizens which may foment dissent within these camps and attempt to disrupt the status quo. This list could even be color coded, i.e. blue for safe and red for disruptive. You could check the names of new campers against the list and sort them accordingly.
I'd hate to have radicals inside the camps stirring up trouble.
1 Aswas 2012-02-14
Crack and Porn. And bananas, lots of bananas
0 Bacore 2012-02-14
Maybe you could find some work for us to do... being interned in a camp all day with nothing to do but watch reality shows on the big screen could get boring.
Maybe a garden.... we could grow fresh vegetables to sell... we'll need a machine to help pick the veggies, i guess..... and maybe we can even grow some cotton.... we could make our own clothes. We'll probably need one of those fancy cotton-picking machines too.... maybe get one of those.
That's what I want to do.... drive the fancy cotton-picking machine. We will have a fancy machine, right?
2 FemaCampDirector 2012-02-14
Nein.
0 Bacore 2012-02-14
Well, how are we ever gonna get all that cotton picked without a machine?
-2 greenw40 2012-02-14
FEMA does nothing: FEMA is useless and GBW doesn't care about black people
FEMA does something: FEMA is going to put us all in concentration camps and/or murder us
It's really a lose-lose for FEMA workers.
1 FemaCampDirector 2012-02-14
You bet that's a Nein!