Hey r/Conspiracy, wanna hear a joke?....

115  2012-08-07 by Himeetoe

r/politics.

83 comments

I am banned from r/politics

A badge of honor. Wear it proudly

Ive been banned from there 3 times already. LOL

Where you trying to tell the truth again?

I was...

When will you ever learn...tsk tsk

"the truth"

How do you get banned? I really want to be.

oh no no littler Paulian. In few weeks you'll have a Youtube Video to make for me.

Still harassing Paul supporters huh?

You should be ashamed of yourself as a Romney supporter coming in here to harass others.

Aren't you late to a warmongering rally with the Bush family?

actually, I have "business" to conduct with this individual. As per usual though, you're just following me around like a little lost puppy throwing meaningless and completely false accusations at me. First you say I'm an Obama supporter, then a Romney supporter and finally a Bush supporter. Which is it? Why don't you gather up all your personalities and sock puppet accounts, take a vote and let me know what you decide, k?

You had the opportunity to take me up on a bet similar to this but were too chicken shit to do so.

Get a life brah.

As per usual though, you're just following me around like a little lost puppy

Excuse me but you're the one following me. I'm just merely responding to whatever retarded comments I see coming from you.

I'm an Obama supporter, then a Romney supporter and finally a Bush supporter. Which is it?

Man, you aren't too bright either are ya? I thought robotevil was the only one suffering from mental retardation but I guess it runs deep with EPS members like yourself. Anyways, it's pretty obvious what I was referring too since all three of those people are one in the same.

You had the opportunity to take me up on a bet similar to this but were too chicken shit to do so.

What bet?

What the fuck did I walk in on?

Don't worry about it. He's just an EPS troll that gets pissed at me all the time.

Lmfao I consider myself sharp, but that conversation was quite hard to follow.

Look at his post history to see how infatuated he is with me. lmao

Googled "that elevated quickly" this was the first result... http://alltheragefaces.com/img/usercreated/501393ca8ea01.png

Escalated*

dumbass

That says a lot coming from you I feel honored to be called Dumass

Well, what else would you call someone that gets something wrong? "intelligent"? lol no.

No, but I never said I was looking for escalated you assumed that I was looking for that. Exo facto, you decided I was not intelligent because of a preconceived notion that I was attempting to cite an Internet meme that had previously existed to describe the escalation of your conversation into a fight...

That doesn't change the fact that you got it wrong. o_O

I didn't get something wrong, I looked up something else intentionally. Jesus Christ I now understand why you get harassed an down voted, you're a twit

Yes, I'm an asshole to people that say dumb shit. I'm not saying I'm proud of it but it's who I am.

It's who I am*

It's okay. I rather take a spelling mistake rather than look retarded with the escalator thing.

Escalation*

Doesn't change the fact that you say dumbass shit. D:

Is this possible ?

How do you get banned from there?

Not that I don't believe it, but I sit on the new queue when bored and yell at people about being stupid on a semi regular basis on my previous account. I've even had mods agree with me.

I think I was posting Batman quotes in the shooting news during the Aurora Colorado thread where the top 20 comments were demanding banning firearms ownership in America.

Well that's just shit. We can have thread about rapists on here where people dismiss what they did, but we can't make jokes or reference batman?

I doubt you were doing it maliciously, even if you said the batman movies were encouraging violence. That's not ban worthy.

The Aurora shooter just found something he identified with, if it wasn't Batman, it would have been something else.

It was in bad taste but the sheer amount of ignorance on firearms was appalling. I hit them where it hurt and I think the mod couldn't stomach it. No big loss.

I still appreciate having a website where the peoples voice determines which subjects are discussed and which responses carry the most weight. It is just sad to see it is dominated by liberals but that is too be expected from a website predominantly visited by young people who come from safe secure places who have never had to know what war or combat is.

Why would you ever support gun rights when you live in a nice upper class white gated community that is guarded by private security and backed by a well paid police force?

How could you ever know?

It is a lot like Christians arguing against evolution while going to the doctor to have their child cured with the most modern medicine and medical techniques.

The liberals are quite content to have a military/police presence ensure that they have the right to free speech and at the same time shit on the firearms that guarantee they are free to speak.

hear, hear.

Really? You think r/worldnews is worse than r/politics?

Well I think something strange is happening on /r/worldnews it has turned into a hasbara dominated subreddit during weekdays only for some reason. This is just an example of a post from yesterday . Sometimes you feel its an organized effort.

To me /r/politics is just a group of misinformed people that generally pro-Obama.

I think the reddit community is just tired of you white supremacists and your agenda on worldnews. You push peoples' views too far and the pendulum will suddenly swing in the opposite direction.

For those that don't know, there is a community of white suprems on reddit coming from outside message boards on the internet. They target politics, worldpolitics, worldnews, and conspiracy. Conspiracy, world politics are the worst often directly enter antisemitism.

which is ironic because redhawk is complaining about them. these white radicals have been on reddit for years but some of the bigger players have come and went. the reddit community, media players following reddit, admins are all aware of this group and their agenda against jews using zionism and israel as the indirect default of attack.

Some of these people even pretend to be Muslim redditors, when infact, they are not religious and have no such background in real life. We Jews aren't stupid and know exactly what is happening but our numbers are too small in places like this. We can ultimately only go with the flow of the tide and hopefully the majority of the reddit community sees through the coordinated conspiracy efforts of the white supremacist community.

I think the reddit community is just tired of you white supremacists and your agenda on worldnews.

Im an Arab American, the US census may consider me white (and id pass for an Italian American), but I consider myself Arab and the Palestinian struggle is important to me. So am I against the crimes of Israel ? Yes I am, and I dont hide it.

I have nothing against Jews or Judaism as a religious belief. However I am against the concept of Zionism and against Israel. Nothing wrong with what I am doing and its just the opposite of AIPAC.

You could always go to /r/conspiracyhumour

I will spend days here. DAYS. thank you :)

Also any videos you do have post em!

hahaha

Lol, r/politics is so kosher.

Shalom Goyim!

/r/enoughobamaspam to fight with truth.

How come EPS is a Neocon hate group but EOS is OK? Do you not see the obvious dichotomy?

How come EPS is a Neocon hate group

Who told you that? The mods are the neocons and the people there are being used to downvote brigade others.

I know for a fact that 50%+ of you guys are Obama supporters and the rest are Romney supporters with a bit of socialists/Green party.

but EOS is OK?

I'm sorry but we don't mass downvote people like you guys do. My subreddit is mostly about informing others about Obama's corporate wall street interests.

Do you not see the obvious dichotomy?

Maybe in your delusional world?

Pretty sure this is you, it's your usual spiel about NLW

http://www.reddit.com/r/ronpaul/comments/xtu83/serious_question_why_does_eps_have_free_reign_in/c5pqo0i

/r/NolibsWatch is a watchdog group that is focused on the neoconservative moderators/creators of the hate-group EPS.

They operate many hate-groups on reddit:

http://www.reddit.com/r/NolibsWatch/comments/l4uoi/subreddits_affiliated_with_or_created_by_nolibs/

Of course all circumstantial as it's a different handle.

I know for a fact that 50%+ of you guys are Obama supporters and the rest are Romney supporters with a bit of socialists/Green party.

That's like saying "I know for a fact 95% of EOS want Ron Paul as president" - so? I'm British but I'd prefer to see Obama win over all the other gloits running. Actually voted Conservative in the last UK elections too, because they were the better party. Don't get why some people are staunch 'x' party constantly.

I'm sorry but we don't mass downvote people like you guys do. My subreddit is mostly about informing others about Obama's corporate wall street interests.

There's no call to arms in EPS. Downvote groups are fucking stupid and pointless. Why censor discussion? I've downvotes 25 posts in 7 month, I bet that's a hell of a lot less than you. If it's Obamas wall street interest, how do you explain the RP shit from 2008?

Maybe in your delusional world?

Come on mate, I think if anyone's delusional here it's the one who assumes any opposing voice is paid for.

Pretty sure this is you, it's your usual spiel about NLW

Yes, I comment there but it's not my subreddit.

/r/NolibsWatch is a watchdog group that is focused on the neoconservative moderators/creators of the hate-group EPS.

Can't you read English? It says plain as day that the mods of that subreddit are neocons like I just told you already.

That's like saying "I know for a fact 95% of EOS want Ron Paul as president"

Citation? Ive cross posted my sub everywhere so I wouldn't be surprised if there was a high number of Paul supporters since they're tired of the two party corporate bought system.

I'm British but I'd prefer to see Obama win over all the other gloits running. Actually voted Conservative in the last UK elections too, because they were the better party.

No one asked you about what country you were from but I find it hilarious that most of you guys aren't even from the US(meaning you can't vote here). xD

Actually voted Conservative in the last UK elections too, because they were the better party. Don't get why some people are staunch 'x' party constantly.

Good for you. I don't care what party the person I'm voting for is in as long as they're not corrupted as the past dozen so Presidents including Obama.

Downvote groups are fucking stupid and pointless.

This is funny coming from somebody who has no idea that those subs are used constantly to downvote people:

http://www.reddit.com/r/NolibsWatch/comments/u7t0a/wherein_robotevil_perfectly_demonstrates_the_full/

http://www.reddit.com/r/NolibsWatch/comments/wn6r2/all_eyes_on_eps_nolibs_subordinate_umitchwells/

http://www.reddit.com/r/NolibsWatch/comments/w8vsi/eps_guy_humbly_admits_to_downvote_brigades_coming/

I've downvotes 25 posts in 7 month, I bet that's a hell of a lot less than you.

[citation is needed]

If it's Obamas wall street interest, how do you explain the RP shit from 2008?

Huh?

Come on mate, I think if anyone's delusional here it's the one who assumes any opposing voice is paid for.

wat

Where did I say you were a paid shill? LOL

I think you're the one being delusional here thinking I think everybody with opposing opinion is a shill. I think you need to step out of your moms basement and go outside to relax.

I think you need to step out of your moms basement and go outside to relax.

You're the one doing a full page of comments within 4 hours bro! I'll response tonight because I have to work now.

You're the one doing a full page of comments within 4 hours bro!

Feeling a bit insecure eh?

I'll response tonight because I have to work now.

Pip pip cheerio chap!

I'm saying I think that's you in the linked post calling eps a neocon whatever, can't even remember the point now.

Citation is unnecessary when I said it's like saying.

Out of context comments from EPS mean nothing, and I love how you're linking to your linking of comments. If EPS is a downvote mob then what the fuck is NLW? just a more concentrated version centring on a few people.

[citation] - votes are public aren't they?

Shill - You've called me a nuclear before and referred to me and my colleagues as shills too.

Mums basement? Don't even live with my mum! 2nd storey bro.

I'm saying I think that's you in the linked post calling eps a neocon whatever, can't even remember the point now.

Where?

Citation is unnecessary when I said it's like saying.

Citations are necessary when people are making retarded claims are they not?

Out of context comments from EPS mean nothing, and I love how you're linking to your linking of comments.

To provide proof old chap.

If EPS is a downvote mob then what the fuck is NLW?

Oh so you admit that EPS is a downvote brigade now? My job here is done.

Shill - You've called me a nuclear before and referred to me and my colleagues as shills too.

Where? I heard nolibs is a holocaust denier as well and you hang out with him meaning you must be a white supremacist as well.

Mums basement? Don't even live with my mum!

Cool story bro.

Oh man, you're unreal.

As I said in the original post, I'm pretty sure that's one of your other accounts. Note I never said it is, just I'm pretty sure.

Non-sequitur

Linking, downvoting, all the same eh?

Didn't admit anything, you read that wrong.

Don't know. Don't have a post database like you do it seems. Cannot believe you think that's serious lol, that's hilarious. Look at the other usernames.

Oh man, you're unreal.

Oh no I'm real alright chap. ;)

As I said in the original post, I'm pretty sure that's one of your other accounts. Note I never said it is, just I'm pretty sure.

"I'm pretty sure it's one of your accounts" then you wrote, "I'm not saying it is". LOL WUT? Is Engrish your 2nd language or something?

Non-sequitur

bless you

Linking, downvoting, all the same eh?

So, you think 10 people are going to make a difference compared to 2,000 and 7,000 people in those other subs you hang out in? wat

Didn't admit anything

Yes you did. Don't lie old chap.

Don't have a post database like you do it seems.

What's a post database? Tell me more about this since you seem to know more about this than I do.

Cannot believe you think that's serious lol

Well, I guess you find racism hilarious apparently. Especially when it comes to the holocaust deniers like nolibs. Why do you defend these people again?

Man you really know a war of attrition don't you. Back to your theories buddy. I'm done with you for tonight.

Man you really know a war of attrition don't you.

Who said anything about a war?

I'm done with you for tonight.

Pip pip cheerio old chap!

I laughed pretty hard.

"Land of the Free" also acceptable.

20/25 items on the mainpage, as a rule of thumb, must include "Romney" in the title.

Quick.. Everyone pat yourselves on the back for being smarter than everyone else!

Waitaminute... this isn't /r/atheism...

Hahaha, nice.

Repost.

I resemble that remark.

Well then it should definitely be renamed r/poltics666

No doubt. Full of tools.

LOL nice.

I love jokes.

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Why not unsubscribe?

He could have an interest in the topics but a dislike of the dogmatic group-think present within?

Exactly. Occasionally this subreddit produces an interesting gem. Or at the very least, gives me a reason to kill some time on google. But the bulk of it IS in fact mindnumbingly retarded (see current post as a reference).

Welcome to reddit...

Or...

Welcome to real life.

What topics are worthy of "HIS" attention? Should we cater to only "HIS" likes? the upvote and downvote are there for a reason, use them.

Yes but to suggest that he can't voice his displeasure troughs text, which you seem to be doing by indicting that his only method of communicating should be voting is ridiculous

and his comments are there to be voted on also.

...okay?

Will never understand why any person would choose to hang out with people they don't like, or sit in subreddits they think are stupid. Seriously - what's up with that? There just HAS to be something else they could be doing with their time. Isn't there? SOMEthing? ANYthing?

I'm interested in conspiracies, not how every single event is part of a global elite depopulation agenda, and shite like this post and the general american malaise feel here. It's pretty interesting to keep up with the bandwagon here and see the justification for how all events are connected (Sikh shooter lives on Holmes street? obvious false flag!).

It's cathartic. You could apply the exact same reasoning to this post - if /r/politics is such a joke then why post about it? Why even bother?

This post pretty much sums up everything wrong with this subreddit.

Here's a good one - jannne.

Yah I know..

Ive been banned from there 3 times already. LOL

/r/enoughobamaspam to fight with truth.

I think you need to step out of your moms basement and go outside to relax.

You're the one doing a full page of comments within 4 hours bro! I'll response tonight because I have to work now.

Look at his post history to see how infatuated he is with me. lmao

I'm saying I think that's you in the linked post calling eps a neocon whatever, can't even remember the point now.

Citation is unnecessary when I said it's like saying.

Out of context comments from EPS mean nothing, and I love how you're linking to your linking of comments. If EPS is a downvote mob then what the fuck is NLW? just a more concentrated version centring on a few people.

[citation] - votes are public aren't they?

Shill - You've called me a nuclear before and referred to me and my colleagues as shills too.

Mums basement? Don't even live with my mum! 2nd storey bro.

No, but I never said I was looking for escalated you assumed that I was looking for that. Exo facto, you decided I was not intelligent because of a preconceived notion that I was attempting to cite an Internet meme that had previously existed to describe the escalation of your conversation into a fight...